American Secret Society of Illegals

Direct Link to New Secret Handbook for Illegals

2011-10-20T06:26:00.001-04:00

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals

Dear Friends, I fear technological incompetency did not make clear where you could find the vital new e-book on Amazon, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants - 2012 Edition. Just $1.99, and works on IPhone, Kindle, ITablet and all other such devices. Find it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NDOUJQ

Even Brits Blaming Illegals for Their Problems

2011-10-20T06:02:00.001-04:00

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim,
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals

Hello dear fellow Illegals,

It's been dreary and grey in Washington D.C. lately. I've put in to my social service center for a needed two-month stay in South Florida to help me overcome my winter blues. As an original native of a tropical country, I deserve to the have the U.S. government pay for my rest and recuperation stay at a 6-star hotel right on the beach, don't you?

I'll continue to post from there if I leave.

Today's subject is the story published in the Washington Times Oct. 18:

LONDON — British political leaders from the left and the right are blaming liberal immigration policies for driving down living standards amid a financial crisis that has prompted the Conservative-led government to cut welfare programs to prevent fiscal collapse.

Prime Minister David Cameron, who said this year that multiculturalism has failed in Britain, is calling on immigrants to learn English fluently, “make a contribution” to the economy and society and avoid being a “burden on the welfare system and the taxpayer.”

British Prime Minister David Cameron

Hardy har har! He wants us to "make a contribution" to British society. No, no, no, my dear British friends. You have been put on this earth to support the illegals until they take over your county.

I am conferring with some of my colleagues in the British Secret Society of Illegals to coordinate on policies to take pressure off them. I will report to you soon.

Meanwhile, sales are brisk on the all new e-book 2012 edition of the Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants, We've incorporated a wide new range of ways of how you can enter the United States and take advantage of the oodles of wealth they give away to the "less fortunate." Get it while you could.

If you're an illegal, and only illegals, you can get in on Amazon and it runs on all reading machines, from Kindle to IPhone. Here's a direct link. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NDOUJQ

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NDOUJQ

Secret Illegal Guidebook Now on Kindle!

2011-09-20T20:03:00.001-04:00

Dear Fellow Illegals,

It is with great pleasure that we announce the all-new "The Official Secret Handbook for Illegals Immigrants - 2012 Edition" is now available in e-Book format for only officially sanctioned Illegals and Illegal prospects for only $1.99!!!!

This is the guidebook that has brought 40 million illegals to our misappropriated shores from sea to shining sea.

Go to this site to buy it: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NDOUJQ

Remember, this site is for illegals only.

We have updated this guidebook for the 21st century.

Let's Strangle Any U.S. Version of English Defense League

2011-09-20T19:38:00.000-04:00

By Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals

Dear Fellow Illegals,

I have watched with fear as some voices in Europe rise up against our cousin illegals over there.

In the English Daily Telegraph newspaper, I read a story about the rise of the "English Defense League," which reportedly is gaining in strength to try and stem the flow of illegal immigrants, mostly from Muslim countries and the Caribbean nations.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-rrruumm-baaaah!

Can you imagine the happy-go-lucky people of the warm, tropical islands co-existing with the fierce Taliban supporters, guaranteed to exist among 95% of Muslim males! Well, that is the English problem. But what worried me was whisperings among some Natural-Born Americans, of all races, getting together to discuss whether they might form such an association here in our nearly captured U.S. of A.

Here's a taste of the article:

"There’s a YouTube video doing the rounds which “anti-fascist” campaigners against the English Defence League don’t want you to see. It features a couple of young middle-class supporters of Unite Against Fascism sniggering as one of them describes a “horrible tattooed woman” at a demo being punched in the face “before someone kicks her up the arse”. In the words of Telegraph blogger Brendan O’Neill, these well-bred kids admit that it’s not normally OK to hit women, “but you can make an exception when it comes to female EDL supporters because they aren’t women – they’re dogs”.

You might think there’s nothing new in this. The street battles between the Anti-Nazi League and the National Front in the 1970s pitted white middle-class students against white working-class thugs: in both cases there was a sense that the ethnic minorities they were fighting over were almost irrelevant. Actually, the similarities are misleading. The EDL isn’t the National Front or even the British National Party. It’s not a fascist party, more of an angry white rentamob. And the racism is different, too: not so much about colour, more about culture."

But here’s the worrying thing. The EDL and its sympathisers appear, at first glance, to be more representative of a section of the "English working class – especially in London – than the old “far Right” ever was.

Neo-Nazis, your time is up. The Second World War was just too long ago. Disaffected whites don’t want to dress up as stormtroopers: that would make them feel like prats – the Sealed Knot with swastikas. As for the fascist-lite BNP, don’t be misled by the protest vote that put Nick Griffin in the European Parliament. In the general election, it achieved 1.9 per cent of the vote, sending it into a tailspin of despair."

Enough of that!!!!

We don't want Natural Born Americans to get a whiff of this.

That is why the American Secret Society of Illegals takes part even with some of our more collar tugging comrades, such as the Free Palestine, Kill the Zionists, to over-whelm speakers at universities who dare to tell Natural Borns that they have equal rights with we Illegals.

We have made the United States such a great country over the past 40 years, thanks to great senators and the late, great Sen. Ted Kennedy, who pushed through legislation that ended the immigration policy that favored immigrants from European countries that made the USA, to give favorite treatment to people then insultingly called "Third World" countries.

Ted Kennedy, bless his burning soul, vowed to Americans that his legislation would not change the "cultural" make up of America. Other senators willing to lie to the American people about their legislation included the late, great Hubert Humphrey, 1968 presidential candidate of the Democratic Party.

"Don't worry," Hubert crooned. "America will look the same as ever."

Hah! Of course they knew that immigrants would act as "anchor harbors" to hundreds of "relatives" would come flocking in behind the

More from the fiendish Telegraph article:

The white working class isn’t interested in proper fascism. For a generation that came to political maturity slumped in front of the telly, ugly blokes preaching about Britain’s ethnic heritage look as if they’ve escaped from a comedy sketch. Also, racial purity isn’t a big deal on south London estates. Not when White Man Van has little mixed-race nieces whom he adores.

“Chavs”, as the UAF calls them, don’t hate their British-born black equivalents. They may not be best mates with gang members, but they know them from school and get their weed from the same dealers. There are even traces of class solidarity between them, which enrages fastidious “anti-fascists”. Gays? Jews? Yesterday’s prejudices. The EDL has gay and Jewish sections. Better a poof who doesn’t rub your nose in it than a Muslim who speaks broken English and pushes ahead of you in the queue for benefits and social housing.

It’s pointless to argue with an EDL sympathiser that most British Muslims don’t fit this description: that Islam is a complex and fast-changing phenomenon and that Muslim ghettos are likely to be eroded by secularisation. A little learning is a dangerous thing, and EDL agitators know just enough about sharia to convince their neighbours – including black ones – that a sinister project to Islamise Britain is about to succeed.

The English Defence League has chosen its target carefully; no doubt about that. But is the group an authentic expression of white anger or just the latest racist parasite on a demoralised working class? That’s a difficult question to answer. The Government doesn’t seem to have a clue.

Perhaps the only way to find out is to wait and see whether a new recession pushes British politics any further in the direction it has taken this year: out of Parliament and on to the streets.
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For more evidence that fascism will never take root in Britain, visit Westfield Stratford City, Europe’s biggest shopping mall, which opened this week. Its 70 restaurants and 300 shops will “transform lives”, says the Mayor of Newham That’s no accident, argues Ira G Zepp, author of a study of “the shopping mall as ceremonial centre”. Zepp reckons the mall layout mimics the sacred spaces of the great cathedrals; indeed, residual sacredness explains why we’re less likely to be robbed here than in the street. Also, their piped music has churchy overtones. But there I disagree. Mall muzak is far more uplifting than the dross inflicted on us by trendy churchmen.

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I’ve been accused of “banging on” about Johann Hari, the sanctimonious little doughball who used his column in the Independent to plagiarise quotes and fabricate stories while anonymously telling lies about his critics on Wikipedia. Well, I did bang on, I admit – mainly because I knew in my bones that his newspaper would let him off the hook. And so it turned out. This week Hari issued an artfully qualified apology and departed on unpaid leave. That’s outrageous. The good news, however, is that even his Left-wing allies think the Indy inquiry was a travesty: none of Hari’s victims was called to give evidence, for example. As a result, not only is Hari more damaged than before, but the inquiry chairman has acquired a richly deserved nickname: Andreas Whitewash Smith.

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BBC’s Question Time on Thursday came from Londonderry. As you’d expect in such a religiously fractious community, there were voices raised against the Church of Rome. But times have changed. As far as I could work out, every one of them belonged to a Catholic, or what is known these days as a “recovering Catholic”.

The question was: did the panel agree with the former Bishop of Derry, Edward Daly, that “priests should have the freedom to marry”? The guests answered warily. (Curiously, the most theologically literate answer came from Diane Abbott.) It was the Catholic members of the audience who spelled out the implicit connection with sex abuse by Irish clergy. One mother said she didn’t feel comfortable allowing her child anywhere near a priest; she was applauded.

In other words, Ulster Catholics are now so ashamed of their priests that they are leaving the tribe. What a sad and unexpected way for ancient loyalties to melt away.
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Obama's Uncle is Illegal Alien Arrested on DUI

2011-08-31T06:10:00.005-04:00

Obama's Uncle a Proud U.S. Illegal Alien Since 1992

We at the American Secret Society of Illegals note with immense satisfaction that Onyango Obama, pictured above, who is from Kenya and is known as the president's Uncle Omar on his father's side, has been arrested for driving while intoxicated in Framingham, Mass.

(http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2011/08/31/obamas_uncle_called_a_fugitive_from_deportation_since_1992/)

We applaud Mr. Obama the elder for his initiative of journeying to the United States illegally all the way from Kenya, Africa, but we take note that he did so with the assistance of American Secret Society of Illegals. He contacted our Kenyan branch before beginning his trip and purchased the guide for African illegals and special documents and guides that would help him on his trip.

Plus, ASSI showed him how to apply successfully for welfare as soon as he got it. Please note that Mr. Obama had a legal Social Security card and legal driver's license. How to get them is all detailed in our fabulous guide, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants."

We are giddy to announce that a Kindle version for just $1.99 will soon be available on Amazon Kindle in just a few days, probably by first week of September. ONLY NON-AMERICANS ASPIRING TO BE BECOME ILLEGAL ALIENS MAY PURCHASE IT!!! Look out for this book and grab it soon.

Mr Obama the senior is paid-up dues paying number of ASSI, joining our beloved assistance organization on June 22, 1995.

He purchased six copies of the first edition of our assistance guide, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants, in 1996 and sent them to his relatives in Kenya, 23 of whom used it to get successfully to America. Remember that!!

Authorities make mumbled comments that Mr. Obama can be deported, but pay no attention to that. For only a DUI, c'mon!

Obama Administration Moves to "Admin" Amnesty

2011-07-25T05:54:00.003-04:00

Amnesty is Coming!

Prepare for Next Great Wave of Illegals!!

Dear ASSI readers:

First, we always urge ASSI members to patronize our customers, such as the fabulous and totally trustworthy "document grouping center" which placed the advert at the top of this blog posting.

Secondly, good news! The Obama administration is proceeding to put in effect a de facto amnesty program in order to garner Hispanic support for the 2012 elections.

Money quote from the Arizona Central newspaper:

" The Obama administration’s recently announced administrative amnesty – a decision basically to stop taking enforcement action against non-criminal illegal immigrants – may severely undercut its legal challenge to SB 1070, Arizona’s heavily litigated anti-illegal immigration law."

SThis tremendous news not only undercuts the perfidious effects of Arizona's vile immigration law -- Can you believe it, that law treated illegals as does every other country in the world, instead of the great American model, no matter how an immigrant gets here, via visa that he outstays, across the Mexican desert or crossing from Canada, that's it. You can get a job, or better yet, U.S. government financial aid, ranging from a free house, welfare, food stamps and more -- but brings to Arizona the "administration amnesty" enjoyed by most other illegals across this great country.

The article goes on to say: "If immigration law violators cannot be processed in state court, the only option local police would have is to turn them over to the federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. However, the director of ICE, John Morton, has recently issued two memos which, in essence, order ICE personnel not to take any enforcement action against any illegal immigrants without a serious criminal record. ICE officials are to exercise favorable “prosecutorial discretion” in virtually all other cases."

"It’s hard to supplant what, in essence, doesn’t exist. And with respect to non-criminal illegal immigrants, the Obama administration’s policies mean that, as a practical matter, federal enforcement doesn’t exist, despite the laws Congress has put on the books."

bRemember now, since federal lawyers have mostly succeeded in preventing states from imposing voter photo I.D. laws for the 2012 election, we now urge all ASSI members to register as voters as many times as you can to get ready for the historic re-election of Obama.

Also, get all of your relatives and friends to register as well. Remember, this can be done even in the same voting stations. You can threaten with a lawsuit any election monitor that tries to say you voted earlier, or mulitiple times, that same day by screaming he, as a Natural Born, is too racist to tell one illegal from another, even if you're an English or Canadian illegal.

Obama will push through the largest illegal immigrant amnesty program in history after he is safely reelected, to ensure permanent Democratic majorities, and we'll sure deliver on that, right folks?

We'll also, of course, vow to stop helping future illegals from setting up in style once they get here.

Yes, we promise!!!!!

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Police Arrest 7 Illegal Student Activist-Release Them All

2011-07-17T20:29:00.003-04:00

It Pays to Be An ASSI Member

ICE Doesn't Dare Move on 7 Protestors

Dear members of American Secret Society of Illegals,

We have often encouraged you to "get out there" among the leaders and "Natural Borns" to make your outrage known about the federal government's refusal to grant us blanket amnesty.

We told you that U.S. society is too crippled morality to go after any of us. Well, on July 14, seven students at University of Berkeley staged a protest to demand amnesty.

Silicon Valley Mercury News:

"A UC Berkeley student senator and six other illegal immigrant students arrested at a San Bernardino rally Tuesday were released from custody early Wednesday without triggering a hold from Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Friends were concerned the arrest of Cal political science student Ju Hong, 21, a graduate of Alameda High School, would trigger his deportation. Hong has lived in the East Bay since his family brought him here on a tourist visa from South Korea when he was 11.

Through the federal Secure Communities program, which has been implemented in all of California's counties, anyone arrested and booked in a county jail gets fingerprints sent to a federal database monitored by ICE agents."

See, fellow ASSI members: Nothing happened to these students at all . . . and nothing ever will.

As we point in an upcoming revision of the "The Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants," expected to released on Kindle in August, the United States is the only country in the world where illegals can flaunt authority and never get deported.

We're not talking about cases where an illegal is arrested, ICE discovers the suspect is illegal, but waves him away. No, we have growing numbers of young illegals who are "coming out" of the closet and announcing their illegal status.

The clever idea that these students have taken, and we wish ASSI would have thought of it first, is that they are simply innocent victims as their parents or other adult relatives took them to the United States at an early age, and therefore they shouldn't have to pay the price of being illegal.

Brilliant! It plays up to the moral ambiguity of the American psyche, especially exposing the jelly-like spine of the liberal.

Pray for an Obama re-election victory! If he does win again, we are going to mount a tremendous national campaign, financed in large part by Democrats, to demand amnesty for all illegals currently in the United States.

Just as our leaders did back in the 1986 national amnesty of President Reagan, we leaders from countries will solemnly promise to halt support for any future illegals and send word back home that no others will be able to slip invisibly in the sea of illegal and legal immigrants.

Of course, we'll break that vow immediately!!

Remember, it is not too early to start signing up to vote right now for the 2012 election, and by that, we means in as many polling places as possible, or as many times within on polling station.

Democrats have generally succeeded in halting the spread of states that require voter I.D. in order to cast ballots, so that it is important that you register as often as possible, especially in these months far before the election where monitoring is practically non-existent.

Thank you,

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, executive director

American Secret Society of Illegals

ICE agents interviewed the students, but did not file detainers against them, ICE spokeswoman Virginia Kice said in an emailed statement.

Correction

2011-07-17T15:19:00.002-04:00

On June 25, this blog posted that Slate's John Dickerson commented in support of Mr. Vargas, a Filipino who grew up in the States without documentation, became a successful reporter without papers, and then decided to make this public. Mr. Dickerson did not make any published comments on Mr. Vargas, and ASSI regrets the mistake.

F. JJ. K.

Indian Illegals Surge Through Mexican Route

2011-07-16T15:38:00.007-04:00

AP: U.S. Border Patrol sector chief Rosendo Hinojosa is interviewed at the patrol station, Tuesday, June 7, 2011 in Edinburg, Texas. Between October 2009 and March 2011, U.S. Border Patrol detained at least 2,600 illegal immigrants from India, a dramatic spike considering apprehensions of Indian border-jumpers had historically hovered between 150 and 300 per year. (AP Photo/Eric Gay)

ASSI Plan to Enlarge Illegal Pipeline with Non-Hispanics Via Mexico Succeeds with Surge from India

Great Victory for Our Outreach Program,

U.S. Media Reports

We at the American Secret Society of Illegals are a humble group, as all readers of our blog know, not comfortable with trumpheting our many successes.

We claim credit for assisting or guiding only about 97% of the illegals who enter the United States annually, via our guidebook available on Amazon only to non-Americana, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants, or from our wide array of reasonably priced downloadable guides, webinars and Youtube instructional videos.

We were nonetheless heartened this week to find media confirmation that one of our newest outreach programs to take available of greater room on the Mexican infiltration groups, because of downturn in Hispanic illegal traffic, has quickly paid off.

BY WILL WEISSERT AND CHRISTOPHER SHERMAN, ASSOCIATED PRESS July 17, 2011

"More immiGRANTS FROM INDIAN CROSSING MEXICAN BORDER"

"Police wearing berets and bulletproof vests broke down the door of a Guatemala City apartment in February hunting for illegal drugs. Instead, they found a different kind of illicit shipment: 27 immigrants from India packed into two locked rooms.

The Indians, whose hiding space was furnished only with soiled mattresses, claimed to be on vacation. But authorities quickly concluded they were waiting to be smuggled into the United States via an 11,000-mile pipeline of human cargo -- the same network that has transported thousands of illegal immigrants from India, through Central America and Mexico and over the sandy banks of the Rio Grande during the past two years.

Indians have arrived in droves even as the overall number of illegal immigrants entering the U.S. has dropped dramatically, in large part because of the sluggish American economy. And with fewer Mexicans and Central Americans crossing the border, smugglers are eager for more "high-value cargo" like Indians, some of whom are willing to pay more than $20,000 for the journey."

Wonderful, Wonderful!!!

You can read the entire story on Salon.com.

ASSI, at great response from a successful fundraising efforts among our loyal members eager to assist us in expanding illegal growth in the U.S., opened a special office in India in 2010 to make Indians aware that, despite the great distances involved, they too could enter the U.S. without visas from the relatively porous Mexican border route.

Though many Indians immigrants have legally entered the United States over the past 20 years, we were concerned that they composed such a small minority of illegals, given as they are the second largest country in the world, population wise.

Distance itself was not a barrier. China has long vied with Mexico as the top source of illegals flooding into the U.S. to help with our ultimate goal of overwhelming the "Natural Borns" with illegals worldwide, put the country back on a more stable course, and send the "Natural Borns" back where they came from, as they make terrible servants.

We emphasized two main attractions for potential Indian illegals - educating them that as soon as they arrived on U.S. shores, the would officially enjoy "minority" status, which would open up to them a vast array of social and financial programs that Natural Borns have to pay for.

Of course, the original programs to help minorities were directed at only two groups: African Americans, whose ancestors were dragged in chains to America into slavery, and then discriminated for an additional 100 years with Jim Crow laws, and so called Native Americans (the correct sociological/scientific term for this group is "Injuns"), who were systematically eliminated from their ancient sway over all of North America.

Natural Borns, after too long a time, reached a consensus that they had to redress historical wrongs with many programs directed these two groups, the original "minorities."

Liberal reform of the immigration process by our dearest friend the late Ted Kennedy opened Ameria's doors to large numbers of legal immigrants from Latin America, Asia, African and the Middle East. Kennedy promised the nation that his reforms would not change the basic racial and ethnic makeup of the United States, but he knew precisely what he was doing.

This legals gave the much greater illegals who quickly followed a safe sea to swim in, get legal status illegally (political asylum anyone?), then bring in dozens of relatives.

All of these immigrants, legal and illegal, quickly claimed the same minority benefits that blacks and Native Americans deserved for 400 to 500 hundred years of pretty wretched treatment.

Confused American do-gooders had no idea how to react when dozens of other minorities quickly claimed those rights, though their ancestors never suffered here.

We also told the Indians of India that they might, wink wink, simply write in "Indian" as their racial identification, and ill-educated U.S. bureaucrats would by default offer them Native American benefits, quite a nice little package.

ASSI is already working to point out the advantages of illegal immigration to many other countries, using the Mexican Route, in our campaign:

"Enjoy Some Fun and Enter the U.S. the Easy Way!"

By Juan Muhammed Kim

Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegals

welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com

1601 Pennsylvania Av. NW # 501

Washington DC 2001

Lefty NYTimes/HuffPost 'comes" as illegal alien

2011-06-25T04:48:00.007-04:00

Vibrant Illegal Writer Thumbs His Nose at Anti-IllegaL Yawling Dogs

Deadstream Media Hails Him with Huzzahs!!!

Every liberal do-goody media member helped make the case this week of the American Secret Society of Illegals (ASS), that we won't have to stay "secret" very many years longer.

Filipino illegal José Antonio Vargas , ASSI member No. 274,619, and a former Washington Post reporter who shared a Pulitzer prize with other equally goofy libs, and now a Huffington Post Hack, Grade 3, "came out" this week that he was an illegal immigrant.

"Up Yours!" Says Illegal Alien VargasClaiming that Since He's Been a While, He Merits Legal Residency!

Our Views, EXACTLY

We note with humble pride that John Dickerson, one of the top editor/lib hack reporters at Slate online, off-kilter magazine, in posting his gleeful at Vargas's disclosure that he's a multi-felony offender, beat his concave chest to proclaim that he was an "open border" advocate.

Dumb Americans just never comprehend that this seed of "open borders," which we implanted early in the 1990s, has grown to full bloom in the soil that we bred it for, the manure-fertilized barren soil of academia and media land. The plants that bloom such addled flowers as John Dickinson have no comprehension that the countries that send us the most illegals have brutally strict immigration policies of their own, which incarcerates such individuals as Vargas for multi-year prison terms. But Mr. Dickinson can't see beyond his nose to comprehend that an "open border" policy would overwhelm American and the American descendants who built this country for themselves and their own.

Vargas had opportunities to come clean and return to his homeland. If he had done so, he would be now be eligible to get legal residency. But why bother.

Not exactly a friendly recount of Vargas's crimes, but think, it just shows all the better, rather than the fawning liberal stories we could've linked to, how impotent the anti-illegal Nazis are: See "National Review."

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/270404/vargas-sob-story-michelle-malkin

All of you scardy-cat illegals, just browse your newsfeed in coming weeks. You'll never find a story of ICE agents coming to get Jose Vargas and usher him back to his home country, which is the only place that he has legal residency.

Juan Muhammed Kim

President

ASSI

1601 Pennsylvania Ave.

Washington DC 20002

Email: welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com

No Reason to Sweat Growing Anti-Illegal Hysteria

2010-07-14T05:40:00.004-04:00

Stay Calm Please, in Response

to Growing US Anger at Illegals

By Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals

In response to a burgeoning wave of concern among ASSI members about the Arizona law against illegal immigrants and overwhelming support for it among native Americans, I have decided to respond to assure everyone that President Obama is handling the situation sensationally and we have reason to fear that this bitter hostility against us among citizens will have any long term consequences.

Here is the genius of the president’s broad strategy. He kicked it off two weeks ago by making a major speech calling for so-called broad-based immigration reform. This is a code term for amnesty to one and all, my dear fellow illegals. Our friends in the mainstream media put those numbers at 11 million to try and calm fears among the populace but we know the total is closer to 30 million. More importantly, they cheer on Obama with their falsified coverage that amnesty, with “full control of the border to come later” is the only humane wave we solve this dilemma.

“No one is actually thinking about sending the illegals already here home,” is the same basic cry that even conservative politicians make.

This is a nation that put a man on the moon and fought two wars simultaneously against the greatest military powers in history, but they figure they can just goose-step back to our native lands. Ya just gotta love Americans for their naïve stupidity. OF COURSE THEY COULD EXPEL US IF THEY WANTED TO.

GROWING PROTESTS LIKE THIS ONE SCARE AMERICANS INTO NOT DEPORTING US!

Even conservatives bleat that native Americans would never “stand” for the sight of hundreds of thousands of illegals, mostly Hispanics, being forced back over the border.

Just be glad American’s political class feels that, and I know deep in my bones Americans as a whole would applaud that spectacle.
The president knows that amnesty is the overriding goal of nearly every Hispanic voter in the United States because all of them have at least one illegal relative already in the country and dozens more on the way.

Hispanic voters focus on this issue like a laser beam, to quote another president disposed towards we illegals, Bill Clinton. They have all become energized by the Arizona law, especially the thought that more illegals can’t shay-say across the border any time they want.
The true fact is that even Hispanics born in the U.S. feel born bonds towards their Latin American nations than they do towards the USA, as they should, as current and former ASSI members, also composed of illegal Asians, Africans, Middle Easterners and even few wayward Brits, Irishmen and Aussies.

They support ASSI’s goal of shredding the U.S. border forever and devouring America with a swarm of tens of millions of more illegals, and, tee-hee, foolish citizens still don’t see this.
The number of Hispanic voters is growing by leaps and bounds and hundreds of thousands of illegals find a pathway to citizenship every four years. The latest estimate is that 30% more Hispanic voters were eligible to vote in 2008 than in 2004, and with nearly 70% voting Democrat, accounting for much of Obama’s victory.

Obama can count on gaining 97% of the African-American vote in 2012 no matter what he does or how far down the pathway to financial and economic chaos he drags the country.
Independent, mostly white voters are deserting the president in droves, however. He split them 50-50 with John McCain in 2008. How does Obama make up the difference of a drop in independents? Easy, by churning up Hispanic voters, and if possible, getting amnesty by 2012 for tens of millions of illegals, mostly Hispanic but 95% of whom will vote for Obama out of gratitude, assuring his reelection.

The fact is that economic matters influence white voters more than anything else. They’re angry over the way we illegals dance our way into the U.S. and grab all the benefits for minorities that they must pay for, but by the time that election day rolls around, that anger will fade compared to concern over their growing economic weakness.

President Obama has plans to announce a multitude of initiatives to boost the economy and blame the Republicans for halting their passage, even though Democrats still control both houses of Congress. He plans to confuse enough independents to reach towards that 50% mark he hit in 2008.

He knows he can’t reach it, but Hispanics should make up the difference.

Hispanics won’t forget that it was Republicans who pushed through the Arizona law, but it will be only a hazy memory to whites. These whites, after all, forgot soon enough that it was Sen. Kennedy who ram-rodded through the immigration reform in the 1970s that opened the floodgates to legal immigration from Asia, Latin America and Africa, thereby lifting the gates to all of we illegals.

Both white and black voters don’t even remember the promises that Kennedy, made that his bill would NEVER, NEVER change the racial composition of America that was about 85% white, 10% black and 5% Hispanic, native American and others.

Now we Hispanics make up the major minority population, leaving the blacks scratching their heads. Whites also look around, see they will soon be a minority themselves, and can’t figure out how it happened.

Do, don’t sweat the anti-illegal hysteria, folks. It’s already too late.

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2009-09-05T07:50:00.003-04:00

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Table of Contents

About the Author: Juan Muhammed Kim decides to

“give back” to the Illegal Community by compiling the

secrets into one volume.

Introduction: Value of this book but dire warnings on

what will happen to illegals if they let it fall into the

hands of Americans.

Chapter 1 – Before You Go

Chapter 2 – How to Demand Political Asylum

Chapter 3 – Worry-Free Ports of Entry

Chapter 4 – The Ins and Out of Terrorism in Your

New Land

Chapter 5 – How to File a Discrimination Suit

Chapter 6 – Erecting New, Improved National

Monuments

Chapter 7 – New Legal Holidays to Reflect Rising

Multi-culturism

Chapter 8 – How to Marry a Gringa [slang for

American gal]

Chapter 9 – Feminism and How to Combat It

Chapter 10 – Freedom of Religion and How to

Neutralize It

Chapter 11 – How to Form a Business in America

with Full U.S. Government Help, Not Available to

American Citizens

Chapter 12 – Curious Americans Habits You Should

Know About

Chapter 13 – Grease, and Using Grease to Wreck

American Arteries

Chapter 14 – Legal Immigration and How to Take

Advantage of U.S. Timidity

Chapter 15 – Award Winner of Most Arrogant

Immigrants Who Fled to America for Escape Death

but Consider Americans Inferior Humans

Chapter 16 – Renaming a State or Two

Chapter 17 – Worthwhile Goals – Ramadan Police &

Peso Legalization

Afterwards – The amazing discovery of the

parchment of the Secret Handbook in a cave on the

U.S.-Mexico border.

* * *

Ted Kennedy's Illegals' Greatest Friend, Dies

2009-08-30T15:00:00.024-04:00

Theodore Kennedy

1932-2009

Shriek in despair, all yee illegals,

Rip apart your shirts, Open up a sore,

Let the blood run red and fast,

Because Ted Kennedy is no more!

Tear up your fake Green Cards,

Smash fists into your chests to make hearts break,

Cut off your hair, paint your faces in black,

Ted Kennedy’s death is alas not a fake.

Teddy held up the fence,

So that we could all sneak through,

Teddy finagled the rules,

So that all our papers seemed true.

Teddy lied to all his fellow women and men,

Promising we wouldn’t overwhelm the country

But really letting millions of us stroll right in,

Collect welfare and cars, all toll fee.

To die: - to sleep,

No more; and, by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wished. NOT in Teddy’s case!

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim

Executive Director

ALL ILLEGALS SALUTE TEDDY!!!!!!

American Secret Society of Illegals

The American Secret Society of Illegals (ASSI) announces with profound lamentation that Sen. Ted Kennedy, who led the fight to pass the 1965 Immigration Reform bill that opened up America's borders to tsunami after tsunami of legal and illegal immigrants, has died.

Ted Kennedy is the man who single handedly squashed the white-black balance of the United States, setting it onto a trajectory in which the Third World will soon have a majority, with "white-blacks" pushed into second-class minority.

He knew that he could easily deceive his people, promising them categorically that the 1965 immigration ‘reforms’ would not overwhelm America with non-European, non African-slave, people, and he swore a blood oath that the American racial composition would remain unchanged.

“The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants," Kennedy said in a Senate speech back the. "It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."

This is, of course, the man who four years later would kick himself to safety from a sinking car and run back to his hotel room, leaving a woman alive but trapped in an air pocket of that car, where she agonizingly asphyxiated.

In retrospect, the mix of immigrants, legal and illegal, shifted dramatically in favor of Latin America and Asia – a fact that Kennedy, in later years, would attribute to illegal immigration.

“That 1965 law was first big thing that that he really drove himself. Since then, he’s been making immigration policy for the country,” says Mark Krikorian, executive director of the Center for Immigration Studies in Washington.

In 1980, Kennedy drafted the Refugee Act of 1980, which set up a system to qualify for political asylum consistent with international law. The numbers seeking refugee status – 1.1 million in the first 10 years – exceeded expectations.

He proved himself a craven coward in 1969 when he drove off the Chappaquiddick Bridge that resulted in the death of automobile passenger Mary Jo Kopechne. The car plunged into shallow water, though deep enough to cover the auto. Water filled in. Kennedy couldn’t get out immediately and nearly drowned before he could slip out of car and push his way to the surface. Once on dry land, he headed back to his hotel and crashed, and only later offering accounts that he attempted many drives to save Mary Jo. The fact was that as a child of privilege, Kennedy could think of only himself. Mary Jo found an air pocket and waited for her “knight in shining armor” to rescue her, but axphiated, a horribly painful death, as police didn’t try and find until the next day, because Kennedy never informed anyone of the accident that night.

Kennedy, basing his appeal partially as that of a devoted family man who loved his wife and children, obviously gave over ridding consideration to the blow to his image if news emerged that he had taken a single, drunk woman out of a party on a route that led only to an uninhabited patch of the island, where “parkers” did only one thing.

Expelled from Harvard for cheating on a Spanish exam.

The truth: Kennedy has enabled herds of roaming Muslim Somalis to follow the trail of jobs at meatpacking plants owned by the likes of Tyson Foods, depressing wages and disrupting communities with their refusal to assimilate, filing suits if they are told they can’t pray during work hours or have to remove their robes and head scarves to wear a uniform required for safety.

1965:  The first major bill that Senator Kennedy managed on the Senate floor was the Immigration Act of 1965. It was enacted and stood as a major turning point in immigration and civil rights policy because it eliminated discriminatory immigration quotas which favored European immigration, but restricted immigration from other parts of the world. The 1965 Act gave priority to immigrants based on their skills and family relationships. Senator Kennedy also won passage of a bill establishing

ALERT! Crush Media Coverage of Chinese Violence

2009-07-07T19:50:00.002-04:00

ALERT! Prevent Americans from Seeing Chinese Media!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

ALL MEMBERS OF AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS (ASSI) MUST CONTACT LOCAL MEDIA AND DEMAND AN END TO COVERAGE OF ETHNIC VIOLENCE IN CHINA!

By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director
ASSI

All ASSI members have seen the coverage of the outbreak in violence in remote Chinese in which the Han Chinese, the ones everyone thinks of as Chinese, responded.

Thousands of Chinese, many wielding sticks, clubs and knives, marched today through Uighur neighborhoods of the northwestern city of Urumqi chanting "blood for blood'' and singing the Chinese national anthem.  

Chinese police and paramilitaries deployed by the thousands struggled to contain escalating tensions in the worst outbreak of ethnic violence the country has seen in years.

The marchers, who appeared to be ethnic Han, the majority in China , were demanding revenge for rioting by the Turkic-speaking Uighurs on Sunday in which 156 died.

``Let the government take care of this,'' pleaded a local Communist official, Li Zhi, who stood on top of a van, shouting through a bullhorn.

When he continued, "Han and Uighurs need to live in harmony,'' the crowd jeered him.  

These "Uighurs," pronounced "Hui-gaars" are the same ethnic Muslims of the three terrorists who were released from Gitmo and sent U.S.-paid paradise to the Bahamas. Remember the pictures of those smiling bearded guys floating in the surf!

The pictures by the media elite were cleverly designed to change American opinion about the whole war on terror. Look at these jolly bearded men, so happy to be free - how could the U.S. military ever accuse them of being terrorists?"

We refused to give them back to the Chinese. Now, apparently, these same Uighurs went on a rampage against the Han Chinese and killed more than 150 of them.

And you know what? The Chinese govt did not call for a commission to investigate what horrors the dominant Han Chinese committed against the Muslim Ulghurs as dumb Americans have done time after time in their history.

Instead, the Han Chinese attacked the Ulghurs in a fury!

Look at this frightening picture of the Han Chinese going after the immigrants!

Just think if Americans got the idea that they could pick up clubs and run us out of their country.

Yes, I know you're laughing. That is a ridiculous idea. Americans have been too tamed and cowered to ever speak up about the immigrants in their midst taking over their country.

LOOK AT THIS MAP OF THE TROUBLED REGION RIGHT NEAR THE BORDER OF CHINA, RIGHT NEXT TO ALL THE MUSLIM COUNTRIES.

Thank goodness we don’t have to fear that from the meek Americans. The danger could come from recent Legal immigrants who have become U.S. citizens and don’t want to share the country’s bounty with us.

That is why everyone must call the local media and national media and demand that they halt all coverage of this violence so we stifle the possibility of this idea.

OTHERWISE WE WILL WIND UP LOOKING LIKE THIS WOMAN, ALONE AND SO DESOLATE.

ACT NOW! CALL OFTEN! DEMAND A HALT TO MEDIA COVERAGE!

Remember, if you know fellow countrymen who want to come on over and enjoy the illegal fruits of this fat and complacent land, buy them a copy of THE OFFICIAL SECRET HANDBOOK FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, buy on amazon.com.

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The Supreme Court FireFighter Decision

2009-06-29T20:43:00.010-04:00

Total Outrage!!!!!!!!!!

The Supreme Court Rips to Shred Minority Rights

All Illegals Must Join with All Minorities

By Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegals (ASSI)

June 29, 2009, will go down in the annals of American Justice as one of the top outrages EVER!

On the this date, the U.S. Supreme Court tipped the scales of justice FOREVER against minorities. It had the gawdawful temerity to rule that whites, ugh, Caucasians, those of the devil blood, have equal rights to minorities!

How could this ever happen. To wit:

The Court ruled that if a test for advancement was absolutely race neutral, such as the test for advancement in the New Haven, Conn. Fire Department, and a whole lotta white guys passed the test and very few blacks and only a few more Latinos did, then, THE RESULTS CAN COUNT!!

This is another example of how the race traitor Clarence Thomas provided the deciding vote in the 5-4 decision to overturn the Court of Appeals upholding of the New Haven government's decision to throw out the results of the test, because they feared, RIGHTLY, lawsuits from minorities.

Oh, my nerves tingle at how much we Latinos and blacks could have wrung out of New Haven juries, where blacks and Hispanics form the majority of the inner city population.

Even worse, this decision might threaten the Supreme Court nomination of Hispanic diva Sonia Sotomayor, whose mind has been fruitfully twisted to hate every white MAN in existence.

Here the threats: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Sunday said the Senate needs more time to review the record of Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor after new material surfaced from her time with the Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund.

“Just a day or so ago, we discovered that there are 300 or so boxes of additional material that has just been discovered from her time working with the Puerto Rican Legal Defense Fund,” McConnell said in an interview on “Fox News Sunday.”

“The committee needs to have access to that material and time to work through it so we know all the facts before we vote on a person who is up for a lifetime job,” McConnell said.

The Senate Judiciary Committee is scheduled to take up the nomination on July 13. Republicans have complained bitterly about the timetable for considering the nomination. Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) is aiming for a floor vote before the Senate breaks in August.

Sotomayor served on the group’s board of directors from 1980 to 1992. Conservatives opposed to her nomination have seized on a 1981 memo signed by her and two other directors of the group, which is now called LatinoJustice PRLDEF. In it, the directors argued against reinstating the death penalty in New York state, making the case that capital punishment is racist because it is disproportionately imposed on minorities.

Look at the face of this Hispanic angel. You can just see how she would smile down at the rights of we illegals and would give the thumbs of of disapproval of digging up the grave of George Washington and burning him as a slave owner, of taking away the citizenship of every soldier who fought in the war of 1848 against Mexico.

It is up to all Latinos, Hispanics, legal and illegal, to start writing and calling their senators and threatening the most grevious consequences if they fail to convert Sonia.

Sonia has shown over and over and she detests the white race and YET THE IDIOTS STILL SUPPORT HER!!

That is why the American Secret Society of Illegals has been able to flourish these past few decades and why tens of millions of illegals from Latin America, Africa, Middle East Asia and even Europe have poured into America.

The boomers of the 1960s are hell bent on destroying their country. They hate the bravery and fortitude of the Founding Fathers who risked their lives and sacred honor to go up against the greatest empire the world has ever known, defeat it, and then write a Constitution to protect people from an overpowering central government.

Self-hating liberals beginning in 1933 began the long process to undermine and eventually sink the Constitution. America is nothing more than a mob democracy now, but rulings such as today give hope to the people who want to restore the Constitution.

We must fight hard to back Obama. He needs and loves Sonia as the picture shows.

She is another peg in the long fight to destroy this hated Constitution that protects the rights o the individual.

Can you imagine the danger we would be in if members of the military actually recalled the oaths they took upon joining to "uphold and defend" the Constitution? OMG!

They could actually take practically the whole House of Representatives, the Senate and most of the Executive Branch and rightfully arrest and jail them as traitors who in fact betrayed their own oaths to uphold the Constitution.

Barack Obama has promised to extend amnesty to all of we illegals, who will then register and vote Democrat, cementing a permanent liberal mobocracy that will destroy 250 years of American constitutional rule and end this rotten "last, best hope for humanity."

All of we illegals, once legalized, will then be able to bring over 10 to 20 "relatives" who will then be immediately legalized and ordered to vote Democratic.

We must act before the those who believe in the Constitution remember what Thomas Jefferson said, that the Tree of Liberty must be fertilized regularly with blood.

Barack Obama's promise today to gay and lesbians that he will overturn "don't ask, don't tell" in the military was another nail driven into the back of the armed forces, so that their will to resist the forces of enlightenment will seep out like the blood from the mouth and nose of that Iranian devil woman who dared to walk the streets in protest against the Iranian regime.

This Supreme Court decision must be derided as the mindless musings of old white men, and one black lackey. We must not permit Americans who still might rally to the banner of liberty to comprehend its true meaning.

You must join with liberals to shout down any American who might summon up the courage to discuss this decision. It is our crucial duty to act before Americans realiize what is happening to them!

Thank you,

J.M.K. Esq.

2009-06-26T15:11:00.003-04:00

Emergency Session Set!!!

By:

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegals

1601 Pennsylvania Ave. N.W. Suite 666

Washington D.C. 20001

I am happy to report that negotiators for the two factions within ASSI have now arrived in Washington D. C. and negotiations are expected to begin in earnest on Saturday, after Muslim prayers.

The issue is well know to all ASSI members.

Now that we are on the verge of all becoming legal thanks to President Obama, may the blessings of Allah be upon him, two of our most, uh, diverse, and, oh, vociferous groups, are demanding that ASSI's position on one of the hottest issues of modern society be settled immediately, even before the Immigration Reform Act is passed that will allow us each to bring in 10 to 20 relatives, in keeping with Democratic aspirations to cement a permanent liberal majority.

Since this is a secret site open only to ASSI members, we can talk openly of our contempt for the stupid Americans who invite us into their country that we will take over.

Before we do that, we must settle the question of whether marriage must be only between a man and a woman, or whether two people of the same gender can marry.

Now I, as executive director of ASSI, believe that the gulf is not so wide that we cannot bridge it.

The Muslims are demanding that not only all homosexuals and lesbians who want to get married be executed publicly after Friday services, but that all such people be executed even if they don't want to be married.

The Pink Wing of ASSI, of course, demands the right to marry and they have a slight aversion to the execution option that the Muslims offer.

These are minor, very minor differences.

Representing the Muslims are the honorable Muhammed Azzis Hussein, left, and Abdul the Camel Jockey Rajid, right.

These two estimable gentlemen will negotiate with me, and I trust, with the Pink Wing representative, the very famous and honorable Mr. Perez Hilton.

Mr. Hilton has kept his commitment to attend the negotiations even with the greatest story in Hollywood in a decade, the death of Michael Jackson.

This is a picture of Mr. Hilton.

Mr. Hussein has already had to be restrained once from "gutting Mr. Perez for the pig he is" and we urge both sides to remain calm as the negotiations get underway.

I will bring you news daily of the talks.

Thank you. Kisses to all ASSI members from Dr. Juan!

2009-06-25T20:45:00.004-04:00

Emergency Session!

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq., Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegals

1601 Pennsylvania Ave N.W. 20001

We will hold an emergency session of ASSI on June 26, 2009 to discuss the proposal tabled by the Islamic Brothers of ASSI to execute all ASSI homosexual members who wish to marry.

Gay Paree division of ASSI strenuously objects.

The two sides are of nearly equal members.

This is not just an academic debate.

With the coming "immigration reform" of the great President Barack Obama, may the peace of Allah be upon him, both Muslim and Christian, we illegals are about to achieve our goal of all 42 million of us already here (how assiduously our supporters in government have downplayed our true numbers) will achieve legal status and immediately register, as ordered, as Democratic voters.

Once we do that, according to the agreement, the second part of the legalization will go through and we will all be able to bring in all of our brothers and sisters, parents and grandparents, and even in some cases, uncles and aunts, and cousins, cousins, cousins. Practically anyone we designate!

And they also will register as Democrats and faithfully pull the lever for Obama and his allies, assuring a permanent liberal Democrat majority in this country.

Even the Democratic Americans are too limited to understand that we within 10 years we will have 150 million former illegals and their allies as American citizens and able to write any law that we want, when we will begin putting native Americans first in the reservations that we long ago proposed for them, in Alaska and the far north Midwestern states, and finally expulsion.

But, shhhhh, not a word to one of our illegal advocates!

That is why we must have an emergency meeting to resolve this dispute between the Muslims and the homosexuals, to try and arrive at a dispute that won't split ASSI apart.

We will hold the meeting starting June 27, probably, given the difficulty of all arriving in Washington D.C. in time.

We will keep you posted.

Sincerely,

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

SWINE FLU EVIL CONSPIRACY OF ANTI-ILLEGALS

2009-05-05T05:28:00.004-04:00

AMERICAN SECRET SOCITY OF ILLEGALS

UNCOVERS CONSPIRACY TO SPREAD

SWINE FLU IN MEXICO TO HALT ILLEGALS

By Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director, American Secret Society of Illegals

1801 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington DC

test

2009-03-09T06:59:00.000-04:00

TEST

Pancho Villa Border Story-Excuse to Smuggle 10,000 Illegals

2009-03-09T06:46:00.004-04:00

Pancho Villa rides again in U.S. border town

Dear Illegal members: We pulled another fast one on the stupid Americans last weekend. We organized a "celebration" of Mexican Revolutionary War guerrilla general Pancho Villa's raid on a New Mexico town back in 1916 that killed several Americans.

Present day Americans were idiotic enough to think this was something that was worth "commemorating" and they agreed that Mexicans would send a recreation of Pancho's "army" and Pancho himself. Of course, we used this border crossing permission to get 10,000 illegals across the border!!

We kept telling dumb Border Patrol agents that they were members of the actor's group to portray Pancho's army. Pretty good, hah.

We laugh all the way to the Welfare Office to open our new accounts.

Thank you, America!!

By Tim Gaynor
Reuters
Saturday, March 7, 2009; 2:51 PM

Pancho Villa COLUMBUS, New Mexico (Reuters) - Scores of Mexican riders, some dressed as bandits and toting sabers, trotted across the U.S. border Saturday to remember a raid by Francisco "Pancho" Villa that left 18 Americans dead and this dusty U.S. frontier town a smoking ruin.
The riders crossed the border in an annual commemoration of bandit-turned revolutionary Villa's bloody attack on Columbus, New Mexico, during the Mexican Revolution in March 1916.
The reenactment is organized by historical enthusiasts from both sides of the border, and draws hundreds of tourists and residents who gather to watch and hold picnics.
Villa raided the town in reprisal for the U.S. government's support for his rival, the nationalist government leader Venustiano Carranza.

His gun-toting pistoleros crept into the streets under cover of darkness, attacked the U.S. Army garrison here killing 10 soldiers and eight civilians, and torched adobe and timber-framed homes across Columbus.
"Today we come in peace, we have no guns," said Narciso Martinez, 57, a rancher from the Mexican state of Durango, dressed as Villa in a pith helmet, cravat and spurs, and twirling a saber above his head.
"We come in a spirit of friendship, love and the love of God," he added in Spanish, moments after crossing the border from the gritty town of Palomas, Mexico.
Villa's raiders looted stores, stole machine guns and ammunition as well as horses and mules before running for the border and refuge in revolutionary Mexico. Sixty-seven of his men were killed out of more than 500.
Outraged by the raid, the U.S. government dispatched an expeditionary force of 10,000 troops in a failed bid to capture Villa, who had dispersed his insurgents and vanished.
Concern over violence along the U.S.-Mexico border has flared again in recent months, as the Mexican government struggles to curb drug cartels that have killed more than 7,000 people since the start of last year.
The riders commemorating Villa's attack were met at the border early Saturday by Luna County sheriffs' deputies, as well as scores of U.S. riders, some dressed as bandits, others as U.S. cavalrymen from the era.
They trotted a few miles up from the border and rallied at a park in Columbus, where hundreds of local residents and visitors swayed to a mariachi band and held picnics in bright sunshine.
"The border is a violent place, but this brings us together," said Francisco "Chito" Flores, a construction worker from the town who turned out to enjoy the event with his family.
"It's our way of turning violence into friendship."

Buy "Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants"

2009-02-25T04:57:00.004-05:00

We have decided to allow non-members of the American Secret Society of Illegals to buy

The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants

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Priority mail has a full price of $21.95.

RED LETTER WARNING!!!!!

REMEMBER, ONLY ILLEGAL ALIENS AND PEOPLE WISHING TO BECOME ILLEGAL ALIENS MAY BUY THIS BOOK!!!!

"Vee have Vays of making you TALK!!!!!!!!!!!"

Price includes book at $14.95 plus various shipping and handling prices, the differences coming from what the Postal Service charges - and we should know. A fair number of us transfer to its easy ways after gaining residency.

U.S. media mail plus book: $17.95

U.S. priority mail plus book $21.95

To Canada Only plus book: $24.95

Rest of World - Sorry, the Postal Service charges for every overseas load as if everyone was shipping pure gold. No beneficial rates for intellectual property for books, alas. Book plus air postage: $26.95

NY Times Cries Over 'Deported' Anchor Babies

2009-02-14T17:55:00.005-05:00

By Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
The American Secret Society of Illegals

ARAB ANCHOR KID

http://americansecretsocietyofillegals.blogspot.com

We once again applaud the New York Times for the silliest headline of the century regarding their intense desire to bing in as many illegals as they can:

DUTCH ANCHOR KID

By MICHAEL FALCONE
Published: February 13, 2009

“100,000 Parents of Citizens
Were Deported Over 10 Years”

Can you actually believe those fools expressing such crocodile tears over the illegal immigrant parents of children born in the United States being deported and taking their anchor babies with them?
WHOLE BUNCHA ANCHOR KIDS

The first sentence of the times story says it all: “WASHINGTON — Of nearly 2.2 million immigrants deported in the decade ended 2007, more than 100,000 were the parents of children who, having been born in the United States, were American citizens, according to a report issued Friday by the Department of Homeland Security.”

INDIAN KID OF INDIA

Sure, illegals love having a family just as much as citizens and legal immigrants, but the overwhelming reason to have a child born in the good ‘ole gullible U.S. of A. is to “anchor” the family here, hence the terms for the snot nosed brats.

Only the far, far, far, faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh left such as the soft, flabby and pink reporters and editors of the New York Times can turn around and quote a Bronx Hispanic congressman as saying: ““If they took their children back,” he said of the deportees, “then technically we deported an American citizen.”
GUATEMALAN ANCHOR KID

Oh, we are so cruel, the Times wants legal citizens to believe, and we applaud the Times for ignoring a relevant fact we hope Americans never discover: only two nations in the entire world of 215 or so countries confer automatic citizenship on babies of illegal residents.
The USA is certainly the biggest sucker in the world on this.

It would just take a law passed by Congress and signed by the president to change this practice, but our beloved lefty allies have convinced their fellow Americans that it is a sacred constitutional right to confer citizenship on the babies of illegals.

CHINESE ANCHOR BABY

So ridiculous. The New York Times knows perfectly well that the U.S. practice of giving citizenship is an unbelievable privilege but they flail American guilt with the whips of their words to keep the yahoos in line so they’ll never, never ask the question we fear the most: “Why the hell do we give citizenship to babies of illegals?”

IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF EVERY ASSI MEMBER AND EVERY ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY TO MAKE SURE AMERICANS NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THIS. KEEP ON BANGING ON GUILT INTO THEIR HEADS AND HEARTS!!!!!!!!!

Read and join:
http://americansecretsocietyofillegals.blogspot.com

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OF COURSE, SOME MIGHT SAY THE WAY WE USE BABIES TO PLUNK OURSELVES THIS EQUALS THE IMAGE BELOW. TOTAL BALDERDASH, TO QUOTE ILLEGAL BRITISH IMMIGRANT HIRHAM GOODBODY.

Stimulus Plan Provides Billions to Illegals

2009-02-01T17:51:00.020-05:00

"HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN"

Great News for All Illegals!

The Democrats Came Through for Us ...

Just as They Promised Us.

Memo:

From Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq. PhD
Executive Director
The American Secret Society of Illegals

Great News for All Illegals!

The Democrats Came Through for Us ...

Just as They Promised Us.

"Happy days are here again"

We present here to dear fellow members of ASSI the fantastic news that the Democratic stimulus package holds a lot of goodies for immigrants, legal and illegal.

Here is the first two paragraphs of that article with rest down below.

Jan. 29, 2009
WASHINGTON (AP) - The $800 billion-plus economic stimulus measure making its way through Congress could steer government checks to illegal immigrants, a top Republican congressional official asserted Thursday.

The legislation, which would send tax credits of $500 per worker and $1,000 per couple, expressly disqualifies nonresident aliens, but it would allow people who don't have Social Security numbers to be eligible for the checks.

Illegals throughout the country and future illegals have poured out into the streets to sing and praise the deeds of our dear dumb Democrat friends in Congress and in the White House.

“Happy Days Are Here Again”

So long sad times
Go long bad times
We are rid of you at last

Howdy gay times
Cloudy gray times
You are now a thing of the past

Dr. Muhammed Kim: “Isn’t so wonderful that America now has a solid majority of, oh, 52-55% in favor of lying back and let the government provide, in the style of European “soft” socialism. It doesn’t appear to be a nasty government, but, oh, just try to go against the grain!

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So let's sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again

Dr. Muhammed Kim: “The amazing thing is that these stupid liberal citizens think they’ll be the ones lying back in ease as the more agile and risk-taking citizens who earn the top 40% or so of income will provide the federal tax dollars to support all of their programs. NOT SO! We are pouring into the country in such great numbers, with amnesty coming soon that will give us voting rights, that we will reformulate the tax system so that all native citizens pay taxes. NO EXCEPTIONS, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU MAKE! To support us. YES!

Altogether shout it now
There's no one
Who can doubt it now
So let's tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again

Your cares and troubles are gone
There'll be no more from now on
From now on ...

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So, Let's sing a song of cheer again

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2009-01-28T08:41:00.008-05:00

By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq., Ph. D.

Executive Director

The American Secret Society of Illegals

http://www.city-journal.org/2009/eon0122bb.html

BRUCE BAWER

Submission in the Netherlands

The trial of Geert Wilders represents another blow against Dutch freedom.
22 January 2009
“The Freedom Party (PVV),” read yesterday’s press release, “is shocked by the Amsterdam Court of Appeal’s decision to prosecute Geert Wilders for his statements and opinions. Geert Wilders considers this ruling an all-out assault on freedom of speech.”
The appalling decision to try Wilders, the Freedom Party’s head and the Dutch Parliament’s only internationally famous member, for “incitement to hatred and discrimination” against Islam is indeed an assault on free speech. But no one who has followed events in the Netherlands over the last decade can have been terribly surprised by it. Far from coming out of the blue, this is the predictable next step in a long, shameful process of accommodating Islam—and of increasingly aggressive attempts to silence Islam’s critics—on the part of the Dutch establishment.

COMMENTARY BY DR. MUHAMMED KIM:
We are worried by this Dutch precedent.
Oh, don't get me wrong. We are ecstatic that the Dutch caved so easily to assertive immigrants, most illegal.
It is the same easy fold that we have seen among Americans that have allowed tens of millions of us to come and prosper here, pushing aside the politically correct and easily intimidated Americans of the liberal persuasion.
We are a bit worried that our Muslim fellow illegals may turn their jihadist weapons against us as well.
What do you think, fellow illegals?
Your comments appreciated. Thank you.

The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants

2009-01-28T08:04:00.009-05:00

The Official Secret Handook for Illegal Immigrants

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More than 200 pages of advice and illustrations and helpful advertisers from such companies as "Documents R Us."

NOTE: It is forbidden for Americans to buy this book!!!!!!!!!!!

The American Secret Society of Illegals is working with the new Obama administration and the Democratic Congress to impose severe penalties on Americans who buy this book.

It is for ILLEGALS only!

Here is an excerpt of advice from this valuable manual:
CHAPTER ONE

Before You Go

The Illegal: How much money should I take?

Our Advice Line: Nothing! None needed! The American people will provide for you. What a country!

Now, you may have become discouraged from those news reports which state that illegals from far away lands such as China have to pay smuggler fees ranging up to $40,000 in order to be escorted to the Promised Land. You say that your family could manage to borrow that amount but that would stretch their resources to the limit, leaving nothing for you to take along to get you started. You wonder how you could survive during your first year in America. No need to worry, friend. If so, we would have provided a checklist here of how to get the necessities during your first months in America. BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARY!

Once you get into the United States, various government agencies will insist upon showering you with money, food stamps and a home, even finding a place for you to stay, until you have acclimatized yourself to your new surroundings. Therefore, we will restrict our advice here to insisting that you learn one key phase before you go (in the financial area. There is another key phrase discussed below.) That phrase is:

“Where is the welfare office, please?

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Yes, dear Muslims, it is difficult living with the flagrant ways of Western women, but with Obama with the White House talking of collective responsibility, can our Sharia law of strict Muslim rule be far behind?

2009 Presidential Ball

2009-01-15T04:49:00.013-05:00

Welcome to the 2009 Presidential Ball

American Secret Society of Illegals

We cordially invite all members of the American Secret Society of Illegals (whose dues are paid up in full, of course) to our 2009 Presidential Ball to welcome the swearing in of Barak HUSSEIN Obama as the nation's 44th president.

We have secured a choice spot in the main ballroom of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Washington D.C. headquarters.

We have rented out 200 ICE agents to act as security, and another 100 good-tempered ICE agents who have agreed to be handcuffed in posts scattered around the hall, bearing signs: "Waiting to be deported back to Europe/America, from whence my relatives came!"

Isn't that clever? They agreed to play along with our little joke that once we illegals take power, we will deport European Americans here legally back to their old continent, and African Americans to Africa. A few Native American ICE agents will wear signs agreeing to voluntary deportation back to Siberia, once the land bridge arises again.

Entry fee: $1,000 per ticket.

Barack and Michelle Obama GUARANTEED to make an appearance to salute America's illegals.

The ball opens at 10 p.m. and runs to 6 a.m., with liquor sold throughout. This is clearly illegal, but hey, ain't that what we all about?

Winning custom -- The Baby Orgy

This has the added benefit of sneaking two dozen of your infant relatives into the country at the same time!

Entertainment will be provided by Loni Wrendon, a Canadian who has tried to get her singing career going illegally in the United States for 14 years. Give her a round of applause!!!!!!!

EMCEE OF BALL - THE ESTIMABLE DR. JUAN MUHAMMED KIM

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR - ASSI

OTHER MEMBERS OF ASSI'S EXECUTIVE BOARD IN THEIR BALL COSTUMES SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW THEM AND BE ABLE TO THANK THEM FOR ALL THEY HAVE DONE FOR ILLEGALS OVER THE YEARS

Blue State Surge Against Illegals

2009-01-14T13:17:00.002-05:00

Question: Dr. Muhammed Kim,

I am confused. Barak Obama won the election, he promised us immigration reform, but yet officials of Montgomery County, Maryland, a solidly Democratic state, are promising to "crack down" (what an awful term when directed against oneself) on illegals. I put in the top paragraphs here:

"For years, mainstream Montgomery County has been generally accepting of illegal immigrants, and county leaders followed suit, pledging not to enforce immigration laws even as police agencies elsewhere in the region began to do so.

But public sentiment appears to be shifting in Montgomery, driven less by ideology than by alarm over rising crime and the recent slayings of a 14-year-old honor student on a county transit bus and a 63-year-old woman in her Bethesda home.

"People who are very, very tolerant want to see some changes," said County Council member Marc Elrich (D-At Large), one of five council members who said in interviews that public opinion has shifted in recent months."

How can this be? Dan. G. Illegal since 2002.

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim answers: Do not let such minor blips trouble your soul, dear illegal. Barak is safely in our camp. He knows that getting us legalized and voters ensures the dominance of the Democratic Party for the next 50 years, or until our policies collapse the country, which ever comes first. Then, onward to Canada and Australia.

Russia Predicts Breakup of U.S. in 2010

2008-12-29T09:00:00.007-05:00

Front Page, Wall Street Journal, Dec. 29, 2008

The WSJ runs a story about Prof. Igor Panarin, who says that he sees a "55%-45% right now that disintegration will occur.

"Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic decline and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June, 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces -- with Alaska reverting to Russian control."

The WSJ published a map of the six parts, with the West Coast coming under Chinese control, "the Texas Republic," which stretches as far east as Florida, becomes part of Mexico or falls under Mexican influence, and the NorthEast 'may join the European Union."

The American Secret Society of Illegal completely rejects this vision. Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq., executive director of ASSI, pictured here, explains why:

"First of all, it is ridiculous to think that China will grab all of the West coast when Hispanics already control 75% of southern California," Dr. Muhammed Kim says.

"Secondly, if the United States falls apart so soon, who will pay for the upkeep of illlegals? We cannot permit the collapse of the United States so soon and believe that this is only Russian propaganda, we hope, we hope, we hope."

Dr. Kim Muhammed said that before ASSI allows the disintegration of the United States, ASSI will have to have other Western States set up to provide the financial support that the USA has provided.

ASSI studies have shown the United Kingdom, weighed down by its own illegal and other immigration problem, will not be able to provide its expected share of support.

The main candidates are Canada, Australia and New Zealand but they lack the population and the gross domestic population to care for every illegal in the custom to which we have all become expected.

ASSI is studying whether a mandate of the United Nations may allow that world body to force oil rich, lightly populated states such as Saudi Arabia and Kuwait to turn over 90% of their revenue to ASSI and its subsidiaries in other nations of the world.

ASSi's legal team is also studying our options as to whether we can file a legal suit to call on the U.S. government to prevent its own collapse because of its adverse effect on ASSI members.

ASSI will discuss the possible collapse of the United States at its winter meeting at The Mirage hotel, Las Vegas, Feb. 24-27.
[NOTE] Places are filling up fast for this convention, but it's still possible to get the early registration discount if you act fast.
Special discount pricing at the Mirage is also available with the ASSI code: 062389666.

We also suggest that any ASSI members anxious about the collapse of the United States purchase a current copy at amazon.com of "The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants." It will provide counsel for entering and prospering in other Western countries if the U.S. does indeed collapse.

No Chump Change for Illegals

2008-12-29T05:28:00.005-05:00

It is often thought that illegals have to settle for the worst paying jobs in American society when they first arrive.

That is not the case at all!

If they come as the fifth, sixth or seventh wave of illegals in this family as Mr. Kim Shuk, South Korea, pictured here, did.

Mr. Shuk was able to get a loan from his illegal predecessors and set up a successful telecommunications company, hiring fellow Korean illegals for the IT portion and Hispanic illegals for the grunt work.

It it not that Mr. Shuk could not find qualified Hispanic engineers, he just wanted to keep the high paying jobs for 'cousins" of his own country.

Mr. Shuk was left making $2 million a year and the Hispanics were making about as much in this piciure.

LESSON - ALL ILLEGALS DON'T STICK TOGETHER. MR. SHUK WAS NOT A MEMBER OF ASSI.

JOINT THE AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS SO THAT WE CAN HELP YOU, NO MATTER IF YOU ARE HISPANIC, ASIAN OR AFRICAN!!!!

Head of Secret Illegal Society Answers Member Questions

2008-12-10T19:54:00.002-05:00

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director of the American Secret Society of Illegals;

1601 Pennsylvania Ave NW

Washington DC 2001

Ain't he handsome?

Today, Dr. Muhammed Kim goes online to answer ASSI member questions.

Our first question is from Idi Muhammed al Sack, a proud illegal of 13 years from Syria.

Mr. Al Sack said that he was waiting in the check out line of a gourmet supermarket paying for $330 of groceries, including many pastries, with food stamps, when the 10-year daughter of an American citizen in the line behind him started crying when her mother told her they couldn’t afford a quarter of what Mr. Al Sack was buying, especially desserts. Mr. Al Sack felt very aggrieved and wonders if he can sue anybody.

The answer, Mr. Al Sack, is I hope you had enough foresight to get the name and address of the mother, because you can certainly sue her as well as the store.

The store is obviously guilty of failing to provide users of food stamps, especially illegal aliens, with a zone of comfort to buy your caviar, wild salmon, chocolate mousse and other necessities of life without being harassed by citizens, who should be thankful that they only have to pay taxes for your foodstamps and that we don’t kick them out of the country … yet.

That lawsuit should be good for a $2 million settlement.

The mother obviously is guilty of fomenting anti-foreigner feeling in her daughter by not educating her that it is the duty of Americans to pay for foodstamps for foreigners, especially illegals. You should be able to get her house and all of her cars, except for one, and that daughter’s college fund. Congratulations, Mr Al Sack. We illegals must be eternally vigilant for ways to sue Americans.

And don’t worry, wink, wink, civil courts are forbidden to ask about the residency status of anyone suing. Isn’t this a great country, or what?

Our second question comes from Halldor Guojohnsen, a native of Iceland living illegally in the United States for six years. Mr. Guohohnsen writes that when he came to the U.S., the Icelandic currency was vastly overvalued and he was able to live like a king here. Now, with the collapse of the Icelandic government and his currency, he wonders if he must get a job?

No, no, no, Mr. Guojohnsen. The U.S. government is liable for failing to see that the Icelandic economic boom was really a classic financial bubble that would burst one day. They should have been converting your currency to gold and putting it aside for you.

You must first apply immediately for welfare, citing the reason that with your Icelandic fair skin that only knows the Artic sun, it is dangerous for you to go out into the streets of America even to look for work, much less hold a job that even forcing you to commute, will shine more deadly sun rays on you in a month that you would get in your entire lifetime in Iceland.

Once you are on welfare, we can set you up with a lawyer who will assist you in suing the American government for their flagrant disregard of the reckless behavior of Icelandic banks. Thank you.

Shout Out to All Illegals - VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN!

2008-11-01T10:49:00.005-04:00

Election Day is Coming!

Alert to All Illegals - You Must Go to the Polls!

Then, if you have followed our previous advice, all of you dear members of the American Secret Society of Illegals, you have all registered at least 10 times, and hopefully, 20. You have also encouraged all of your illegal friends and family members to do likewise.

The previous advice made this an easy process for you, and now you must get out there and ... music please ...............................

VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN!

You will be as happy as this gentleman, an honored member of ASSI.

Of course, you must all vote for Obama.

We know that John McCain will equally support amnesty for all illegals as long as we, 'wink, wink,' promise to let the government close the borders, and we halt our relatives from joining us.

But ASSI firmly believes that Barack Obama, combined with an overpowering majority in both Houses of Congress, will open the floodgates to illegals, grant more amnesties every year, and fast-track us all to citizenship, because they know that 99% of us will vote Democratic.

If anyone analyzes the vote of people who were citizens of the USA in 1965 and their descendants, they will have voted overwhelmingly Republican.

That was the year, of course, that the last overwhelmingly Democratic Congress, along with Dem Prez Lyndon Baines Johnson, passed the immigration reform law that actually discriminated against immigrants from Europe and open the frontiers to folks from Asia, Africa and Latin America, and allowed all of them, for the first time, to bring in their moms and pops, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts and even first and second cousins.

HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all know where post-1965 citizens go to vote, as this photo shows.

Our future is secure!

We want to emphasize the importance of all ASSI members calling their friends and family members between now and election day and getting them out to vote the minimum 10 days.

Vote early, so we can watch those fool Americans line up in two-hour queues on Election Day, so proud of casting their one miserable vote, so trusting that all of their fellow Americans and illegal neighbors would never think of voting more than once.

Of course, if we don't get our way, here is what we'll do to the Americans !

We will be posting information immediately after Barack's election is official on how we will start re-organizing the country once we become the majority, and what we will do with the remnants of the old Americans.

We have only to thank their own ignorance that none of them remember what Ben Franklin told a woman, when she asked him what the members of the Constitutional Assembly had given them, after they had completed writing the document but before the issued it to the states and the general republic.

"We've given you a republic, Ma'am ... if you can keep it!"

Well, it will have lasted 230 years or so ... That's long enough,

ASSI FOREVER!!!!!!!!

Europe Caves to Muslim Immigration. America NEXT?

2008-10-14T20:17:00.004-04:00

Here is a link from Slate magazine that details how various European countries are collapsing to Muslim immigration through lack of will:

http://www.slate.com/id/2201909/entry/2201911/

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands—When Dutch politician Geert Wilders announced in November 2007 that he was releasing a film about the Quran, the government girded itself for potential catastrophe. Wilders, who sports a bleached-blond bouffant hairdo, has likened the Quran to Mein Kampf and called for it to be banned. His film was sure to offend Muslim sensibilities—and the Dutch had already experienced, in a visceral way, what a provocative film about the Muslim faith can unleash.
Four years ago, a radical Dutch-Moroccan murdered filmmaker Theo van Gogh after he released a short documentary criticizing the treatment of women under Islam. Pinned to van Gogh's chest with a knife was a letter threatening the filmmaker's collaborator, Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Wilders received his own share of "you're next" warnings; both he and Ali have been under heavy police protection ever since.
Van Gogh's brutal killing prodded a fundamental change in the Netherlands' immigration laws. It came just two years after another convulsive event—the murder of populist politician Pim Fortuyn, who had advocated halting all immigration into the Netherlands. It was the first political assassination in Holland in more than 300 years, and it deeply shook Dutch society. Conservative parties were swept into power in the national election immediately after the killing of Fortuyn. The vicious attack on van Gogh bolstered the government's mandate to crack down—and former Minister for Immigration and Integration Rita Verdonk (popularly known as "Iron Rita") made the most of the opportunity.

Moroccan Immigrants Welcoming to Dutch to Took Them In

Declaring the days of "cozy tea drinking" with Muslim groups to be over, Verdonk ushered in a series of reforms that stanched immigration from Morocco and Turkey. Holland had imported workers from those countries in the 1960s and early '70s, and although the guest-worker program was discontinued in the mid-1970s, family reunification and, more recently, marriages between Dutch residents and people from their ancestral homelands sustained the migratory flow. Approximately 10 percent of Holland's 16.4 million inhabitants have non-Western roots, and about 1 million of these residents are Muslim.
Verdonk didn't explicitly slam the door on people from countries with large Muslim populations. But since March 2006, immigrants from the developing world—essentially, outside of Europe, the United States, Japan, South Korea, New Zealand, and Australia—have been required to sit for a Dutch-language test and a culture exam. The culture component includes a video featuring nudity and homosexuality. Presumably, most people watching the film keep their cool even if what they see offends their religious sensibilities. The language test, however, proved to be a real hurdle for many aspiring Dutch residents. Visa applications dropped by one-third, and about one-tenth of the people who sit for the exam flunk it. According to Dutch government statistics, immigration from Turkey and Morocco has declined by 60 percent since 2003.

Moroccan Immigrant
Those figures could soon creep back upward, however: This summer, a district court in the Netherlands held that men and women seeking to move to Holland to be reunited with family did not have to sit for the exam because the authorizing legislation did not explicitly mention it in the clause referring to family reunification. That means the target of Verdonk's initiative—the spouses of guest workers and their descendants—will no longer have to demonstrate minimum proficiency in Dutch in order to move to the Netherlands. Groups like Human Rights Watch lauded the decision. But even Dutch citizens who don't share Verdonk's politics can see the rationale. When Verdonk pointed out that there were some 600,000 people living in the Netherlands who didn't speak Dutch, no one needed to be told whom she was referring to. Senay Ozdemir, editor of a magazine for Muslim women, points out that the isolation many young brides from Turkey and Morocco experience makes it hard for them to adjust to Dutch society. "These women oftentimes have an idealized vision of what their lives will be like in Holland," she says. "They heard other stories about Europe and the Netherlands, that they would be free and live in a rich way." The reality of being cordoned off in immigrant neighborhoods and being largely dependent on their spouses can come as a shock—and, of course, makes the women particularly vulnerable to abuse.
One impact of Verdonk's reforms over the last two years has been to change the profile of immigrants to the Netherlands. The country is now a net exporter of people. Of the 117,000 people who settled in the country in 2007, the majority were either returning Dutch citizens or citizens of countries like Poland, Germany, and Bulgaria. As EU citizens, these men and women have an automatic right to live in Holland, although Bulgarians do not, as yet, have permission to work there.
Verdonk's approach didn't just change the profile of foreigners settling in the Netherlands—it also had an effect on immigrants who had been living in the country for decades. In particular, there are signs that the anti-immigrant tone behind the new laws polarized some citizens of foreign descent. At the Vrije University in Amsterdam, I met a number of students who wore head scarves even though their mothers did not. One woman who did not cover her head told me that her younger sister had elected to do so after anti-Muslim rhetoric reached a crescendo two years ago. Abdou Menebhi, chairman of Emcemo, a Moroccan interest group in Amsterdam, said it was common for second- and third-generation immigrants to embrace an Islamic identity in a way their parents hadn't. "They are experiencing a crisis of identity," he said. "And they are more willing than their parents to react to the prejudice they feel."
Their parents found a society governed by a more laissez faire ethos. For most of the last half-century, there was a taboo on criticizing people of a different ethic origin. That had a lot to do with a guilty national conscience: About three-quarters of Holland's Jews died in the Holocaust, one of the highest percentages in Western Europe. That painful reckoning was one reason the Dutch instituted liberal laws not only regarding rights for women and gays but also in accepting foreigners.
The statute of limitations on World War II guilt appears to have run out after the murders of Fortuyn and van Gogh. Still, the Dutch didn't embrace some of Verdonk's more extreme ideas, like banning the speaking of foreign languages on the street. Verdonk was forced to give up her Cabinet post in February 2007 when her party fared poorly in national elections and the fraught rhetoric around immigration died down in the aftermath. Wilders' video was not as provocative as he'd led people to believe. The grand mufti of Syria had warned of "war and bloodshed" if the Quran were defaced on-screen. Wilders avoided doing so explicitly. There were no significant disturbances on the streets of the Netherlands to protest his work. For the time being, at least, the Dutch appear to have achieved an uneasy truce over immigration.
Nonetheless, the legacy of the Netherlands' guest-worker program has made for a riven society. Across Europe—and the United States—immigrants often live in self-contained worlds. But here their isolation is particularly jarring.
The Jan Galenstraat neighborhood is just 20 minutes away from the center of Amsterdam, but it feels very far from the tony restaurants and gezellig homes most visitors associate with the nation's most-visited city. Drab brown high-rises stand behind tall gates. Few pedestrians walk the streets. What is most striking, however, are the gray satellite dishes that hang from virtually every balcony. This ubiquitous appendage has earned these neighborhoods the moniker "satellite cities." The dishes receive programming from Morocco and Turkey, allowing expatriates to feel they are still connected to their homelands even as they live a continent away.

VIENNA, Austria—In the fall of 2007, Arigona Zogaj became such a well-known figure in Austria that people referred to the 15-year-old by her first name. Her prominence wasn't due to a hit record or a modeling triumph—some of the more common reasons teenagers become famous. It was because she defied the Austrian government.
Instead of complying with a deportation order that would have sent the ethnic Albanian back to Kosovo, Arigona went into hiding. She subsequently appeared in a video that was broadcast on national television in which she threatened to commit suicide if she was forced out of the country she had called home for five years. The public rallied around the teenager, and eventually she was permitted to stay, albeit on a temporary basis: In December 2007, an Austrian court ruled that Arigona will have to leave the country when she finishes high school.
Arigona may have received outsized attention, but the hard-line approach the government brought to her case is not unusual. A little more than a year ago, I met a Chechen woman in Vienna whose 10-year-old son was forcibly removed from his elementary school by the police after the family's asylum application was denied.

As you might infer from those examples, Austria has some of the toughest immigration laws in Europe. The country's rules for entry are a Russian doll of quotas. The federal government caps the number of non-EU citizens who can move to Austria every year. (In 2006, the limit was 7,000 people—that figure included both skilled professionals and immigrants wishing to join family members already living in the country.) Then the nine provincial governments set limits on the number of foreigners who can live in their geographic regions.
Of course, because Austria is part of the European Union, most Western Europeans have the right to work and live there. However, residents of 12 countries that joined the European Union in 2004 and 2007—including Poland, the Czech Republic, Bulgaria, and Romania—have been barred from seeking employment in Austria. The Austrian and German governments were particularly insistent on the work curbs, and both countries announced they will maintain them for the maximum period allowed, until 2011.
The idea, of course, is to ensure that Eastern Europeans willing to work for lower wages will not flood the Austrian job market. There is also a law explicitly aimed at reserving jobs for Austrians: Foreign nationals (aside from most Western Europeans) cannot make up more than 9 percent of the country's work force. That figure is a little lower than the proportion of foreigners in the country's population: About 10 percent of Austria's 8.2 million residents are citizens of another country. The majority hail from the former Yugoslavia and Turkey. (Often they are former "guest workers" or their descendants; Austria recruited workers from those regions in the 1960s and '70s.)
Perhaps because it is so difficult to settle in Austria as an immigrant, the country has attracted a lot of asylum seekers. To be sure, many of the petitioners legitimately faced persecution in their home country because of their race, religion, nationality, social group, or political opinion (the criterion they have to meet in order qualify as asylees). But the fact that outsiders are pretty much barred from entering Austria unless they are highly skilled workers or are related to someone already in the country creates incentives to embellish. Right now, Austria has a backlog of more than 30,000 asylum applications. When their stories fail to convince, authorities are strict about sending people packing, as the Zogaj case illustrates.
The policies may look unduly strict, even callous. But the fact that the government is tough on outsiders helps maintain support for a very generous social safety net. Austrians have access to free medical care, virtually free secondary education, and four months' paid parental leave for each child. Those benefits are expensive, and, fairly or not, when recipients share an ethnic and cultural background, citizens are less likely to complain that their high taxes are bankrolling freeloaders.
Of course, sometimes countries open the door to immigrants in part to fund expensive public programs. An influx of foreigners can help even out the ratio of workers to retirees, which can reduce pressure to raise taxes or cut programs. But Austria hasn't been under so much pressure to allow in more potential taxpayers, in part because a lot of Austrians who would have collected benefits died during World War II.
That period of Austria's history—or, more precisely, how Austrians interpret it—affects the country's approach to outsiders in a less tangible way. From 1938 to 1945, the country was part of the Third Reich. Hitler received a hero's welcome when he marched triumphantly into Vienna, and many residents embraced his virulent anti-Semitism. Hitler was born in Austria, and compatriots from the land of his birth—such as Amon Göth (who was portrayed by Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List)—enthusiastically participated in the Holocaust. Nevertheless, in 1943, the Allies' so-called Moscow Declaration described Austria as "the first free country to fall victim to Hitlerite aggression." That wording was intended, in part, to assure Austrians they would be treated fairly after the war and to discourage them from holding out until the bitter end. Austrians seized on the "first victim" appellation after the war; successive governments avoided fully acknowledging the country's Nazi past or compensating Austria's Jewish victims.
In other countries, a sense of history has pushed governments to be more open to outsiders. For example, German politicians are, for the most part, careful to avoid publicly excoriating immigrants. Without Austria's collective amnesia, the aggressive pursuit of unsuccessful asylum seekers might engender a sense of déjà vu. A more forthright appraisal of the recent past might also have checked the rise of right-wing politician Jörg Haider, who died in a car crash this weekend. In Germany, far-right leaders have not gained much traction, no doubt in part because German voters know all too well where that ideology can lead. Haider's "Austria First!" slogan, in contrast, garnered enough support in the 1999 election to allow his party to join the ruling coalition government. Appalled EU member states slapped sanctions on Austria, which were lifted seven months later, in part because the rebuke was hardening pro-Haider sentiment. Elections held last month showed that Haider still found favor among many Austrian voters: The two far right parties captured 29 percent of the vote.
That outcome was chalked up in part to the parties' strong anti-foreigner platform, a position that is becoming a vote-winner across the continent. In April 2008, Silvio Berlusconi reclaimed the prime ministership of Italy in part by advocating a crackdown on foreigners, and last year, anti-immigrant politicians scored victories in Switzerland and Denmark. Britain's Conservative Party has also found that pushing for curbs on immigration scores high in opinion polls. Austria isn't a cutting-edge place—you can still find royalists in Vienna, for example. But when it comes to dealing with immigrants, the Austrian blueprint may not be an outlier in Europe for much longer.

MUSLIMS DEMAND ISLAMIC HOLIDAYS IN NY SCHOOLS

2008-09-28T14:18:00.011-04:00

Blogger: Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director

The American Secret Society of Illegals

1601 Pennsylvania Ave. NW #6B

Washington, DC 20001

Our plan to slowly take over the United States by a combination of legal and illegal immigrants is progressing at such a more rapid state than we even thought possible in our wildest dreams.

As always, our advances are made so easily, as a knife through an infidel's jugular, because the Americans have no sense of their own identify and have been pounded by 50 years of screeching by the mainstream media, Hollywood, the Democrat Party and the 'perfessers' in academia that they have been the richest and greatest country in the history of the world because they have been closet imperialists who plundered their way to the top, taking advantage of the brown people of the Third World.

Of course, the education system, composed by an overwhelming majority of female teachers in public grammar and high schools who have the twin agenda of destroying the macho confidence of boy pupils and making them feel ashamed to take risks, and inculcating all students that they are the beneficiaries of a corrupt imperialist system made rich on the backs of slaves and Third World workers, has been the other major factor in paralyzing Americans to resist our advance.

Thus, after waves of immigrants from all over the world, over the decades, it has only been the Muslims to have arrogance to demand that, initially, one school system recognize two Islamic holidays as officials days-off. As the New York Post reported:'

'ISLAM' BID ON SCHOOLS

By DAVID SEIFMAN
Posted: 4:29 am September 27, 2008
The city should add two Muslim holidays to the school calendar to forcefully demonstrate that all religious groups are welcome here, advocates declared yesterday.
A City Hall hearing on making Eid Ul-Fitr and Eid Ul-Adha official school holidays drew a packed audience of more than 250 to City Hall, even though the resolution under discussion carried no legal weight.

ISLAMIC SCHOOL PROPOSED TO REPLACE TRADITIONAL U.S. BUILDING

"The reality is ever since 9/11, there has been discrimination and there has been bias, and there has regrettably been some people in New York who made our Muslim-American neighbors feel they are not welcome here," said City Councilman David Yassky (D-Brooklyn).
Councilman Robert Jackson (D-Manhattan), the chief sponsor of a resolution asking for action by the school system and the state Legislature, noted that 10 to 12 percent of the school population is Muslim.
"I am one of them," he added.
City officials don't support the measure, saying there are already provisions for students to take off for religious observances and, in any case, it's an issue that first has to be addressed by the state.

Dr. Muhammed Kim: We think these are perfectly legitimate demands and we feel that Americans will embrace the proposed holidays.

1. Commemorate 9/11 as the date of the greatest Muslim defeat of the West since the prophet Muhammed was alive.

2. Next Year in Jerusalem! - Celebrated on the first day of spring, for when Muslims destroy the Jewish state and cleanse the Middle East of all infidels once again.

Part of the Muslim demands are that the schools suspend all regular teaching for one week before each holiday to teach why these holidays are important for Muslims.

Here we have a picture of how we feel that all children should dress for the week before each holiday.

Then, we also feel that children of other religions than Muslim should be trained to undertake the most holy of Islamic acts, a martyrdom mission, as in this picture.

FUTURE MUSLIM HERO!

As a public service, we offer a range of the comments that appeared in the NY Post about this story. You can see how clearly Americans love this ideas.

Skipper wrote:
All the years that I, and my children, and now grand-children, were in school,
other than Christmas, never was there a religious holiday, anyplace in this country. The jewish children were excused by notes from their parents. I deeply resent Muslims coming to live in this country and then attempting to take over our way of life and demanding things that no other group or religion is accorded. Not only that but this nation was founded on CHRISTAIN PRINCIPALS. In fact no other group or religion except Muslims have demanded such things. If they want to pray a thousand times a day , fine, but there is absolutely NO REASON why we should pay for and actually place areas with basins or whatever else they need to pray when it interfers with us monetarily and space wise. I am not an intolerant person, but in the case of Muslims, I am fast becoming so. If they want schools separate, let them buy the land and build it themselves, but they still have to pass the regulation that ALL schools are subjected to. If it is found that they are teaching rebellion against this country, then deport them. That is what would happen to any other group in this country!!!
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Funny thing is before 9/11 nobody gave a $hit about them, now we kiss their a$$es like its going out of style.
Everything I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11.
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Yeah... OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
By the way have Osama Bin Laden in for the next PTA meeting.
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Rush to Help Dems Save Pro-Illegal Immigration!!!!

2008-09-15T21:04:00.008-04:00

FLASH NEWS WARNING!

By Chao Chaoxiang

President of the Shanghai branch of American Secret Society of Illegals
Proudly in America illegally for 12 years, getting two doctorates, one in mathematics, the second in physics.

Dear fellow illegals,

We are in danger again! Congressional anti-foreigner fanatics are trying to pass a law called the SAVE act that would step up enforcement against illegals. Our valiant liberal and Democrat allies are fighting to derail this monstrous piece of legislation but they need our help. Here is the opening paragraph of a Washington Times facist editorial supporting this Gestapo-like bill.

EDITORIAL: Crime, illegals and the jobs magnet

Washington Times

Monday, September 15, 2008

Perhaps no political issue better illustrates how out of touch Washington is than illegal immigration. Polling data shows that Americans overwhelmingly support a tougher stance toward illegals, yet the message does not seem to have gotten through to Congress, where powerful Democratic lawmakers are preventing floor consideration of two major pieces of legislation. One is the SAVE Act, a bill to curb illegal immigration through stepped-up enforcement - in particular, more resources to enable federal, state and local authorities to arrest, detain and eventually remove illegals. The SAVE Act (H.R. 4088 ) is the number one legislative alternative to "comprehensive immigration reform" (i.e., mass amnesty).

Dear ASSI members, you do see how they so cleverly and wickedly phrase their sentences, arguing that Congress is out of touch with the nation because it refuses to get tough with illegals.

We have seen throughout the country, in cities, small towns and entire states, how Americans lack the toughness to deal with our growing wave of illegals spreading over the country, changing the character of the country forever without its citizens having any say over the matter.

The Americans who do oppose us with vigor simply give up hoping that their governments will act and "vote with their feet," moving away to more traditional American sections of the country.

This is what happened to Prince William County, Virginia, located just south of Fairfax County, itself overrun with illegals and other foreigners by the 1990s, whereby Americans had to learn Spanish, Arab, Vietnamese or Korean to function in many areas of the county.

Prince William County WAS America, with only Americans living in it. Yes, it had a large black population who had suffered horribly under whites during the era of slavery and Jim Crow, but they have been prospering with full citizenship rights for 40 years.

Poof! Waves of Hispanics, Chinese, Koreans, Arabs and Vietnamese flooded into the county until by 2003, Hispanics, mostly illegal, made up a third of county. They took over key sections of the economy like construction and turned all emtpy lots into soccer fields, with their parties and numbers keeping Americans who wanted to play baseball or American football off the field.

We all know what happened. The county government passed a law denying many benefits to illegals and allowing police to ask about the immigration status of people they arrested or questioned. Can you imagine their nerve!

Now we go back to the Times editorial that identifies our friends:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has blocked the SAVE Act from coming to the floor for a vote, and it is likely dead for this year. Another bill, which would encourage businesses to use a state-of-the art system called E-Verify to find out whether a job applicant is in the United States legally, has been endorsed by both John McCain and Barack Obama. On July 31, the House voted 407-2 to continue the program. But the ACLU is strongly opposed to E-Verify, and Sen. Robert Menendez, an open-borders New Jersey Democrat, has blocked its passage in the Senate.

We ASSI members must do everything within our power, EVERYTHING, to support Nancy Pelosi, Robert Menendez and other Democrats seeking to keep the floodgates open because as we illegals move to citizenship, we VOTE Democrat.

The editorial, again:

While Congress finds ways to avoid addressing the employment magnet that draws illegals into the United States, the American people continue to be victimized by criminals who unlawfully enter the country. The issue has become a large one in Colorado, where Francis Hernandez, an illegal alien, has been charged with manslaughter, vehicular homicide and leaving the scene of an accident in connection with a Sept. 4 accident in Aurora, Colo., a Denver suburb, that left three people dead, including 3-year-old Marten Kudlis, who was getting ice cream with his mother. Mr. Hernandez, a Guatemalan national, is accused of running a red light in a sport utility vehicle and crashing into a truck. Both vehicles went careening into an ice-cream shop, killing Marten and two women in the truck.

YOU SEE HOW THEY SLANDER US! No Latin American respects red lights or any other traffic signal back in their homeland. To a Latin American male, obeying such signs are a symbol of weakness, of a lack of a strong masculintity.

Why should they crush our souls and force us to obey their stupid laws. That is why American men are so weak and women have taken over this country. The wife says, "No, no, no, stop at the red light. Think of our children." And the American obeys, and we see who is wearing the pants in the family.

It is the same with honor killings among Muslims. Why should the men of Islam have to forego this key element of their religion, their right to kill their own daughters, sisters or mothers, for violating their sense of honor?

The Americans get all upset over this.

And they want we Chinese to simply abandon our 6,000-year old contempt of foreigners! We Chinese consider ourselves to be mentally superior to all races, especially the mongolian whites of this country, the blacks who came straight over here from Stone Age tribes, or Hispanics, who come from generations and generations of illiterates. WE ARE TO CONSIDER THEM EQUAL TO THE HAN PEOPLE! Unlikely.

All ASSI members: ACT! and ACT NOW!

Direct to comments to Dr. Chao Chaoxiang, pictured here, at: "welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com."

Remember all Illegals!

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How the NY Times caved to we Illegals!

2008-09-14T17:23:00.016-04:00

Hi, fellow members of the American Secret Society of Illegal Immigrants!

How are you all this fine beautiful Sunday?

Have you helped out at least one fellow illegal get on welfare over the past week?

Have you helped some of your relatives start their journey to the Promised Land?

C'mon, get fired up!

We are going to win. Here is another example. Below is the first paragraph of the lead editorial in the New York Times less than a month after 9/11. The link to the full article is below and in LINK

Terrorism and Immigration
New York Times

Published: October 5, 2001

Sept. 11 must not become a tombstone to the nation's proud tradition of openness to foreign visitors. The terrorist attack exposed frightening weaknesses in immigration practices, as it did with airport security and intelligence-gathering. The best way to preserve the American people's commitment to keeping their doors open to the world is to crack down on lax enforcement of the immigration laws, with a sense of urgency.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9803E2DF173CF936A35753C1A9679C8B63&scp=7&sq=immigration&st=cse

What a hoot!

Here there false words of toughness: "The best way to preserve the American people's commitment to keeping their doors open to the world is to crack down on lax enforcement of the immigration laws."

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH

The New York Times today has caved in with its craven liberal heart (i.e., heart of a mouse) to be one of the foremost proponents of open borders, of giving sanctuary to illegals, heck, to give full American civil rights to terrorists captured overseas!

Here are some illegals that now can come to America, thanks to the New York Times!

Can you ever visualize Americans winning World War II if they have to read Japanese and German combatants their Miranda rights!

Watch the History Channel International and the fighting in the Pacific.

The aging Marine veterans make no bones that they gave up trying to take prisoners (with Japanese soldiers "surrendering" and then pulling out grenades to blow themselves up with Marines as well as themselves having "something" to do with it) and just show down every Japanese soldier they saw.

There is no statue of limitations on murder!

We call upon the New York Times to call for the prosecution of these Marines -- they confessed on TV!. Hunt them down, no matter if they are 75 or 95, put them on trial and execute them if necessary.

The New York Times now calls for the rules of U.S. Law to be applied to all terrorists at Guantanamo and elsewhere. I am sure they would strongly back this proposal.

Write letters to the NY Times and demand that they support war crimes trial again U.S. Marines who butchered Japanese in World War II.

Didn't they scream for prosecution of the thugs of Abu Graib?

Applaud these illegals in white that the NY Times policy now lets into America!

It's all about the kids!

Here are some loving illegals that we are sure all Americans would welcome into their country with open arms!

Is there nothing so cute as a mother and child?

I'll bet we can find guilt-ridden liberals who accept this pair into their homes!

And look at this little waif.

Doesn't your heart go out to him?

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Latest Outrage-Gov't Denies Citizenship Via Midwives

2008-09-09T05:45:00.008-04:00

Our Best Way to Sneak New Illegals into U.S. Outlawed!

Will disgraces such as this never end?

By Helpful Jose

The U.S. Government has had the temerity to deny citizenship to babies delivered by midwives in places along the U.S. Mexican border.

"The State Department is denying passports to people born in southern Texas near the border with Mexico if they were delivered by midwives, citing a history of birth certificate forgeries there for Mexican-born children dating to the 1960s, according to U.S. officials," the Washington Post reported Sept. 9.

Duh! Of course we created tens of thousands of new Americans out of illegals this way! Why not?

It is criminal for the U.. Government to cut off this easy access to Americans.

Here is a picture of sweet, innocent babies recently denied U.S. passports even though they were delivered by midwives in San Antonio and other spots along the border.

All are recent graduates of the Al Qaeda Training School, which they attended immediately after their birth, with all born after 10 or 11 months of gestation, which accounts for their large size.

We urge all members of the American Society of Illegals to write their congressmen and DEMAND that this outrage be overturned!

Here is a lovable picture of another cute baby delivered by midwife. How could he be denied access to the land of his birth!

He needs baby formula and simple toys like bomb components. Please send your contributions to ASSI.
By your humble servant,
Helpful Jose.

Thank you.

Illegal Public Enemy No. 1! - Michelle Malkin

2008-08-23T12:40:00.003-04:00

Public Enemy Number One!

Michelle Malkin

CERTIFIED BY THE

AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS

How is it possible that this Filipino immigrant betrayed her own class!

Simply because she is legal, she has turned her back on illegals, not only from the Philippines, but from all countries around the world!

Not only has she turned her back on illegals, but she came to fame writing a book on the 'problems' of illegals and how they have taken advantage of their American hosts.

It is truly disheartening that she has abandoned us.

Michelle is a frequent guest on Fox News and she uses both the blog named after her and Hot Air to continue her fulminations against the supposed ravages that illegals have imposed on America.

She things Americans will treat her fairly simply because of her personal character and talent!

Look how awful Michelle looks in this picture!

She is simply wearing the clothes of our oppressors!

We have found the answer!

It is in the accompanying photograph!

Ms. Malkin is a patriot!

By visiting American soldiers in a war zone, Ms. Malkin obviously shows that she has overwhelming love for the United States of America!

She loves the United States of America!

She crazily thinks Western Civilization, to which she has no blood lines, in the greatest civilization in human history!

We offer Ms. Malkin free mental health counseling.

No illegals, even from Western Europe, should even contemplate lauding this rotten, corrupted mindset over the civilizations that has created the sinkholes of Cairo, Bogota and Saigon!

PRAY FOR MS. MALKIN, BUT SHE IS OPENlY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE JUSTICE OF THE KORAN, TO THE JUSTICE METED OUT TO THEODORE VAN GOGH!

Salute to Employers Who Hire Illegals

2008-08-21T06:55:00.009-04:00

Memo from Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Direction

American Secret Society of Illegals

New Holidays for Employers of Illegal Immigrants

America is overdue to set aside a special day to honor those valiant moneygrubber capitalists who hire illegal immigrants to earn more money and give us a chance!

An example is the Dunder brothers, below, who fired legal Hispanic immigrants to hire Danish illegals, seen celebrating.

Celebrating Danish Illegals Gainfully Employed in U.S., below

Next come some dot.com millionaires who fired Hindus in India to hire Irish illegals.

Incredible, but the illegal Irish are actually smart!!!!

It is time to create a special holiday, perhaps to come in the dog days of August, where no national holiday now exists.

Hip, Hip, Hoo-RAY!!!!! for Employers of Illegal Immigrants

WooWee! We'll Be Majority in 30 Years!!!!

2008-08-15T20:08:00.020-04:00

Oh, Glorious Days!

by Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director

The American Secret Society of Illegals

We have finally reached our Nirvana, dear fellow illegals. As the New York Times story says, Euro-Americans will become a minority by the 2040s.

Blacks who are Americans from slaves will have been overwhelmed by Africans who came here mostly illegally and grabbed the redress grievances right out of the hands of the descendants of slaves.

Native Americans will have all but disappeared into the greater mass of non-whites and will also lose all their special rights. We, the new majority of non-Europeans, aren't descendants of the white settlers who brought over diseases that were the main culprit in killing 95% of Indians so we have no guilt.

Eskimos, well, maybe we'll let them live in their igloos.

EVERYBODY CELEBRATE!!!!!!!

Here is the link to the NY Times story and here are the first few paragraphs:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/14/washington/14census.html?ex=1219377600&en=a59e68571fdc2ab6&ei=5070&emc=eta1

In a Generation, Minorities May Be the U.S. Majority

New York Times
By SAM ROBERTS

Published: August 13, 2008

Ethnic and racial minorities will comprise a majority of the nation’s population in a little more than a generation, according to new Census Bureau projections, a transformation that is occurring faster than anticipated just a few years ago.

The census calculates that by 2042, Americans who identify themselves as Hispanic, black, Asian, American Indian, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander will together outnumber non-Hispanic whites. Four years ago, officials had projected the shift would come in 2050.

The main reason for the accelerating change is significantly higher birthrates among immigrants. Another factor is the influx of foreigners, rising from about 1.3 million annually today to more than 2 million a year by midcentury, according to projections based on current immigration policies.

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

How did we reach this tremendous opportunity? We owe it all to Sen. Ted Kennedy, who led the charge to reform immigration laws in the 1960s to halt favoritism towards European immigrants.

What we love is that Kennedy promised and promised and promised his fellow Americans that the new law would not altar the racial composition of American. Hah! Fools, all of them!

Kennedy just said it would allow people of other races in, but again, vowed that only small numbers would come, as opposed to practically zero, before.

Of course, millions of Latin Americans, Asians, Middle Easterners and Africans flooded in legally, opening the way for even greater numbers of illegals from the same countries.Here is link to Kennedy's vow:

http://www.u-s-history.com/pages/h2015.html

On immigration. The Hart-Celler Act of 1965, backed by Kennedy, drastically altered the way immigration was handled in America. According to Kennedy, "The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs." As the senior Democrat on the Senate Committee on Immigration, Kennedy continues to support high levels of idealism. Irrespective of one's opinion about immigration, even a quick overview of U.S. immigration history reveals stark differences between pre-1965 and post-1965 immigration patterns. Quota revisions in favor of Asians in the latter 1960s, and the concurrent rise in cultural diversity, are the undeniable outcomes of those differences.

Ted Kennedy, We Salute You for Lying to Force the Makeover of America in Our Image!

Here is the model for the statue that we will raise to Kennedy. It also fits in with our image of the long-time Americans we soon will be shipping out to Antarctica and Greenland.

It is a shame that we have to wait so long before we can begin kicking the Americans out.

We can begin planning now, however.

The American Secret Society of Illegals has been reaching out legal immigrant groups such as CAIR, who "fights" for Islamic rights in America but is of course interested in bullying Americans to accept Islamic practices into their society, and LA RAZA, the Hispanic organization that supports the return of the entire southwest to Mexico ... Although, since they are already a majority in southern California and are expanding rapidly in all directions, they may be able to do by pleblicite.

What we are planning to do is to unite and immediately denounce as racist any old-time American lament for the lost dominance of native born European and African descendants.

Our allies in the main stream media to help us to shame anyone who dares raise a peep.

In the meantime, we can come out into the open and whoop for joy over our victory!

More advice to illegals from Muhammed Ali Fashoon-Tysons

2008-08-11T07:05:00.004-04:00

More Advice from former illegal jihadist

Muhammed Ali Fashoon spent 10 years in the Great Satan.

before returning to make Jihad and write our advice column.

Question: We thought we had a great victory when Tysons Food agreed to dump Labor Day and substitute Ramadan? Now, it is just a personal leave day, and only this year. What went wrong?

Muhammed's Answer: The Muslims brothers who attacked Labor Day had a great strategy and wonderul tactics. They convinced the infidel owners of Tyson's Food that Muslims made up 800 members of the 1,200 work force so that the demand to dump Labor Day for Ramadan seemed reasonable.
It was just another example of how corrupt, rotten and decadent are the Western-type Americans who still run this country. They can be steamrollered by guilt and subtle threats.
You are right, the Muslims did win a great victory in forcing Tyson's to abandon Labor Day permanently and substitute the ending of Ramadan. It is, of course, our plan for all of Western Europe and the U.S.A. (Canadians are so weak, they will quickly fall into line when we yelp at them).
Unfortunately, an infidel blogger made an actual examination of the workforce at the Tyson's plant and discovered that only 220 of its workers were Muslim.
Combined with the negative publicity in the infidel American media, Tyson's quickly backed down, brought back Labor Day this year, and yes, alas, allowed Ramadan celebrations this year only as a personal day.
Nonetheless, our Muslim brothers showed how easy it is to intimidate Americans by clever use of numbers.
Remember, it not a sin to lie to an infidel.
It is truly amazing to me how Americans cannot learn that about Muslims, but that is part of our strength, U.S. stupidity.
Therefore, we urge all Muslims illegally in the U.S. to go forth and start making demands NOW for a total subsitution of all U.S. holidays, ESPECIALLY CHRISTMAS, with Muslim ones.
Then, we can show we are magnanimous and accept on Muslim holiday, for now.
YOUR LESSON FOR THE WEEK: You should teach all of your children, even toddlers, how to tie on a suicide vest. Just in case. We don't want you to use them yet in America. Just, be ready.
We will coordinate with other illegals in the American Secrety Society of Illegals to make sure we don't hurt any of them, if and when ...

2008-08-08T11:21:00.005-04:00

Comment from Fawsi Muhammed Ali,
Illegal in U.S. for eight years.

Pictures: Various illegal groups in the U.S. celebrating censorship of a book that profanes the Prophet:

FIRST THE STORY, THEN COMMENTARY BELOW

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Publisher Random House has pulled a novel about the Prophet Mohammed's child bride, fearing it could "incite acts of violence."

"The Jewel of Medina," a debut novel by journalist Sherry Jones, 46, was due to be published on August 12 by Random House, a unit of Bertelsmann AG, and an eight-city publicity tour had been scheduled, Jones told Reuters on Thursday.

The novel traces the life of A'isha from her engagement to Mohammed, when she was six, until the prophet's death. Jones said that she was shocked to learn in May, that publication would be postponed indefinitely.

"I have deliberately and consciously written respectfully about Islam and Mohammed ... I envisioned that my book would be a bridge-builder," said Jones.

Random House deputy publisher Thomas Perry said in a statement the company received "cautionary advice not only that the publication of this book might be offensive to some in the Muslim community, but also that it could incite acts of violence by a small, radical segment."

"In this instance we decided, after much deliberation, to postpone publication for the safety of the author, employees of Random House, booksellers and anyone else who would be involved in distribution and sale of the novel," Perry said.

Jones, who has just completed a sequel to the novel examining her heroine's later life, is free to sell her book to other publishers, Perry said.

The decision has sparked controversy on Internet blogs and in academic circles। Some compared the controversy to previous cases where portrayals of Islam were met with violence.

Fawsi Muhammed Ali comments: As I have lived in this Christian cesspool of infidels since arriving here illegally, I must keep a careful watch over my stomach so that I don't erupt in vomiting when I look around me.

How could Random House even consider publishing this blasphemy against Mohammed, may his soul bless and keep us.

I view this victory as another in the long line of easy conquests over soft and decadent Americans. You just have to snarl into their faces and they cringe in fear like women.

I would truly live this place of corruption and sinfulness if they would only transfer my welfare checks to a Bin Laden camp in Pakistan, but for some reason, they refuse to do this.

I will continue studying the Koran and taking weekend lessons in ambushes and bomb making to prepare me for the day we rise up and take over the United States.

We will give fair treatment to members of the American Secret Society of Illegals, so that I encourage all undocuments to sign up.

I would darely love to martyr myself as so many of my Muslim brothers and sisters have done in Iraq and Afghanistan, but unfortunately, I have become a fan of the New York Giants football team and have to stick around and see whether they can repeat as Superbowl champs.

Otherwise, my brothers, I would be there right beside you putting on a suicide vest। But you guys, keep going and blow yourself up for Islam! I envy you your 72 Virgins. I will be joining you one day!

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2008-08-05T13:19:00.007-04:00

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Remember, only illegal aliens are allowed to buy this guidebook.

NO AMERICANS!!!!

DIRECT LINK TO PAGE:

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NOT ALL ILLEGALS ARE HISPANICS OR MUSLIMS!

2008-08-02T08:11:00.004-04:00

New Columnist Today - Above, center

Helpful Jose

Successful Illegal since 1997

Helpful Jose: One of the most damaging stereotypes against we illegals is that all of us are Hispanics, Arabs or Nigerians.

This profile hurts our efforts to win amnesty so that we can start bringing in new waves of illegals.

Below we present the Washington Post's sad story, published Aug. 2, 2008, of a woman born in England who came to the United States as a child. Yes, she gained legal residence, but was convicted of shoplifting an object worth about $15 some 10 years ago.

While returning from an overseas trip, she was arrested and is now fighting deportation over that insignificant crime. She is now officially an illegal and we call upon her to join the American Secret Society of Illegals.

Many Brits are living here illegally, which is much easier for them than the "others."

Old Crimes Return to Haunt Legal Immigrants
Number Deported for Minor Records Rising, Lawyers and Activists Say
By Karin Brulliard
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, August 2, 2008; Page B01

It was a very stupid thing to do, Kathryn Ingleson says now. She was a teenage cashier, and she used customers' credit card numbers to buy $339.07 worth of items, including a fake Christmas tree. She pleaded guilty, got probation and pretty much forgot about it.
THIS STORY
0. Old Crimes Return to Haunt Legal Immigrants
0. The Battle Over Immigration
Until, that is, she took a trip abroad six years later and federal authorities decided the crimes made her deportable. Now the British citizen, who has lived in Newport News as a lawful permanent resident since she was 7, has been ordered to leave the United States this month.
"It's just like a nightmare, really," said Ingleson, 31, who has worked at a packaging company for a decade and has two children, both U.S. citizens.
Lawyers and activists said Ingleson is one of a rising number of legal immigrants with relatively old and minor criminal records to be snagged in the federal government's stepped-up efforts to deport those whom authorities refer to as "criminal aliens." Unlike illegal immigrants captured in raids or while crossing the border, lawyers said, these legal immigrants are often people who believed they had paid their dues, only to be flagged while presenting green cards at customs checkpoints or applying for visa renewals or citizenship.
"The perception among the American public and even among lawmakers is that the people who are being deported are maniacal, homicidal and rapist criminals," said Alison Parker, deputy director of the U.S. program of Human Rights Watch, which published a report last year on deportations of legal immigrants. "In many cases, they're green card holders. They're the family down the street."

A 1996 federal immigration law facilitated such deportations by greatly expanding the categories of crimes that are deportable offenses, including some misdemeanors. The law also removed most legal immigrants' rights to fight expulsion by presenting evidence of community ties or hardship to U.S. citizen relatives, and it was retroactive, so that even those convicted before the law took effect in 1997 can be deported.
A total of 272,389 people were deported in 2006, and 95,752 were deported on criminal grounds, federal statistics show. More than 68 percent of the convictions that triggered deportation were for nonviolent crimes, according to the statistics. The government does not publish figures indicating how many of those deported are lawful permanent residents.
Among the legal immigrants whose past crimes have come back to haunt them is a 62-year-old Salvadoran man who lived in Northern Virginia since the 1980s. After applying to renew his green card, he was detained last year for deportation because of two misdemeanor theft convictions in 2002 and 2003 -- one each for shoplifting a bottle of wine and packet of razors, said Jayesh Rathod, a law professor at American University, where students have taken on the man's case.
In early June, a Baltimore steamfitter was flagged for deportation while going through customs in Atlanta after a trip to his native country, Trinidad. The man, a permanent U.S. resident for 28 years, said he had never had trouble entering after previous travels abroad, but this time, records show, authorities' interest was piqued by a 1994 theft conviction. According to his attorney, Cynthia Rosenberg, the man had stolen the pen he used to sign a check at a Baltimore grocery store.
"I'm so tired and disgusted with this. Two-thirds of my life is here," said the man, 59, who has two U.S. citizen children, one of whom is 16. He spoke on condition of anonymity because he feared angering the immigration judge who will hear his case. "And they want to deport me for a 30-cent pen."
Immigration officials do not deny that they want to deport immigrants with criminal records, legal or illegal, so long as the law allows it.
"What somebody might judge to be minor, somebody else might judge as a threat to the community," said Pat Reilly, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Regarding some permanent residents' deep roots in America, she said: "The time in place, you know, does not exonerate what you might have done to cause somebody else harm. . . . Lawful permanent residence is nevertheless a privilege granted to you by the United States, and if you abuse that privilege, you could lose it."
Ingleson said she would have considered that when she pleaded guilty had she had any clue what her immigration status was or that it might be jeopardized by a felony conviction. She was 19 and it never occurred to her, she said, and her public defender never mentioned it.
The Ingleson family -- Kathryn, her sisters and her parents -- came to the United States in the 1980s when her father's company transferred him. All still live in the Hampton Roads area. Kathryn has raised two children, Hakeem, 17, and Ali'yah, 9, bought a house and kept a clean record since the theft, court records show.
Returning from a 2003 visit to England, her first trip there since childhood, Ingleson was pulled aside by immigration authorities at Dulles International Airport. When she went to a follow-up appointment at a Norfolk immigration office a month later, she was arrested on the spot.
Although Ingleson provided her employer with a written confession to her crimes in late 1996, before the new immigration law took effect, she was not convicted until October 1997. That makes her ineligible to qualify for a waiver that previously allowed judges to use discretion in cases involving longtime permanent residents.

Manifestacion para Nuestros Derechos

2008-07-30T20:03:00.004-04:00

Compadres,

Queremos lanzar una marcha de protesta el lunes, el dia primero de septiembre, o sea, la fiesta Dia de los Trabajadores para demander los derechos como ciudidanos de los EE.UU. Es nuestro territorio historico.

Para mas informacion,visite el sitio: http://americansecretsocietyofillegals.blogspot.com/

Favor de no decir nada a ninguno gringo. Solo nosotros podemos visitar al sitio. Gracias.
Sr. Juan Muhammed Kim

Vamos a dar mas informacion en augusto, incluyendo el sitio.

Bill O'Reilly - Why doesn't he worry about Irish Illegals

2008-07-24T06:35:00.006-04:00

Bill O'Reilly - Hypocrite!

By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegal Immigrants
O'Reilly has gone beserk again over an illegal who allegedly killed a legal American and his two adult sons in the sanctuary city of San Francisco.

You notice that all the illegals that he attacks for committing crimes in America are Hispanics. Racist!

What about the young Irish girl in the picture above? She is accused of licking a friend's ice cream cone without her permission. What a dasdardly crime!

Look at the group of illegal Irish in the picture above. Notice their sallow pale skin, a sure sign of a killer, their pale deadly eyes. These are the people that police and ICE should be hunting down. NOT HAPPY-GO-LUCKY HISPANIC RAPISTS AND MUSLIM TERRORIST WANNA-BES. They're just having some fun getting Americans scared. They don't mean any harm.

Lay off Asian, Hispanic and Muslim illegals, Bill, and go after the true threat to American safety, DRUNKEN IRISH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!!

American Perfidity

2008-07-21T19:42:00.003-04:00

The Consequences of American Genocide

What Are We to Do Next

By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegal Immigrants (ASSI)

Americans think they have a very strong argument in denying unlimited illegal immigration into their supposed country. But do they really?

The argument can be made, and should be made, that the early Americans were far more genocidal than their imperialist counterparts in Africa and Asia.

That is, perhaps 90% of American Native Americans died in the first 100 years after the appearance of Europeans in the New World.

Now, Americans try to ascribe a benign cause to this wholesale slaughter of Native Americans -- that the Native Americans, cut off from interaction for 30,000 years or more with the rest of humanity, did not have the resistance against simple European diseases such as measles that hardly affected Europeans but cut through Native Americans like a sweat-soaked machete.

Studying the history of European imperialism in Africa and Asia, however, so don't read anything about the Europeans offering rewards for scalps of the natives as in the New World.

Celebrate San Francisco - Best Sanctuary City

2008-07-21T18:13:00.007-04:00

San Francisco -
Best Sanctuary City Award-2008

The American Secret Society of Illegal Immigrants (ASSI) proudly awards our 2008 distinguished sanctuary city award on San Francisco.

By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director, ASSI

While many localities in the southwest, Midwest and Mid-Atlantic have adapted increasingly harsh policies towards illegals, we honor San Francisco for remaining a reliabile "Sanctuary City," where we illegals can freely settle and receive a host of government-paid benefits on housing, cars, food stamps, furniture, flat panel TVs and PlayStations that will automatically elevate our standard of living 1000% over our standard of living back home, without having done anything to deserve it, except crossing the border illegally!!!!

Americans -- Ya gotta love'em.

Top photo is of pretty boy atheist mayor Gavin Newsome, who cheats spectacularly on his women, both his wife and girlfriends, not burdened by any concerns over God's displeasure. He is the strongest backer of San Francisco's role as a sanctuary city, determined in some sick way to destroy all of the strengths of America that gave him so many benefits. Why? We have no idea. We just have to salute such spectacularly stupid and naive persons for paving the way for our continuing invasion of America.

The men in the top picture are dedicated San Francisco volunteers to the sanctuary program. They have asked to take in all illegal orphan boys between the ages of 10 and 15 to offer a safe and secure home to wayward youths.

ASSI salutes the generosity of such men, organized as Guys Anxious to Yelp. ASSI also supports their goals of becoming Boy Scout leaders.

It is truly offensive that the sexist, homophobic policies of the Boy Scouts prevent such men as becoming role models and tent partners for Boy Scouts.

We call on all parents of San Francisco Boy Scouts to permit such men to be their patrol's sole Scout leaders. Send in your emails of support to welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com.

DANGER - SOME AMERICANS HAVE FOUND THIS SITE!

2008-07-19T08:39:00.002-04:00

Alas, dear fellow ASSI members, we have received hostile emails from Americans threatening to turn us in to ICE.

Danger! Danger! Danger!

We will be ever more vigilant in restricting access to this site solely to ASSI members.

The two comments below were sent by anonymous email systems but "Vee have our ways of making people talk." We vow to hunt down each of the emailers and we will set up an outhouse for travelling illegals on each of their properties. TAKE THAT!!

HERE ARE THE TWO EMAILS BY PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY WILL BE OUR SERVANTS WITHIN FIVE YEARS. We put them in pink to indicate the girlie men they are.

On Sat, Jul 19, 2008 at 2:18 AM, fstandt

wrote:
fstandt has left a new comment on your post "Illegals Prepare for Deportation - Leave Children ...":

this sire is being sent directly to Ice..you illegals will never take over the country as there are already plans to deport all of..neither obama or mccain can help you as it benefits big business to keep you illegal...you illegals are so dumbIn the 1930's during the depression when jobs were scarce for legal Americans. the government deported 6 million mexicans LEGAL AND ILLEGAL and it will do so again...In the south illegals are being burnt out of their homes and running away...you are an idiot for posting this site!

On Sat, Jul 19, 2008 at 2:26 AM, Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Americans Give Illegal Hard Time in Virginia":

Your tide has run out...any American can see that whreve you are you create chaos. Too stupid to do a truly American thing- -w hich is demand your rights in your own countries, even by revolution if necessary - you think that by coming here you can achieve the American dream by lying, thieving and all the other crimes you commit...Americans are not sypuid but tolerant...BTW HR 1904, a bill to END birthright citizenxhip is due to be voted on next session and already had more than half the numbers required to get it passed on the floor of congress. Obama will not save you as he is a liar, if you didn't realize it yet you will. McCain, being a republican, can't go against his own party. Besides, it isn't the President who has the powe to make anyone legal but the congress and the senate and they will never pass vote for you silly people. Learn more about how the American governmnet works before you start claiming victory. Also, Kennedy will be dead from his brain tumor within a year before he can help you...

Only 26 illegals in one room??!!!??

2008-07-18T19:25:00.005-04:00

The following article describes a disgraceful waste of space when they easily could have fitted 50 illegals in this house. We will expel these members from ASSI once we have identified them!!! The proper method of spacing illegals for sleeping in shown in official ASSI approved layout ABOVE.

We also heard that they halted their Saturday night drinking parties at 3 am, rather than continuing to the legal minimum of 9 am.so as to go outside and sing Mexican drinking songs every half hour from 6 am to 9 am to appreciate Americans.

July 17, 2008, 6:42PM
26 suspected illegal immigrants at San Marcos home
© 2008 The Associated Press
SAN MARCOS, Texas — Police arrested four people on aggravated kidnapping charges after 26 suspected illegal immigrants were kept in a mobile home in San Marcos .

Police on Thursday announced results of the raid on the residence with no air conditioning.

San Marcos Police Chief Howard Williams says most of the people at the mobile home were in their underwear, apparently to prevent them from fleeing.

Authorities believe the immigrants, who were detained pending determination of their legal status, are from Mexico , Honduras , El Salvador and Guatemala .

A tip led law officers to the home late Wednesday. Police believe the suspected smugglers were threatening the captives until their families paid more money, as much as $2,000 apiece.

Williams says 10 immigrants required medical attention for dehydration and minor wounds.

HERE IS A RECOMMENDED ASSI SLEEPING ARRANGEMENT TO STUFF AN EFFICIENT AMOUNT OF ILLEGALS INTO ONE HOUSE:

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If you REALLY want to stop this write or Email your Representative or Senator in support of H.R. 1940 Birthright Citizenship Act, H.R. 3549 No Sanctuary for illegals Act and H.R. 3638 Border Security and Elimination of Sanctuary for Illegal Aliens Act. The more you push it the more they will be forced to act on it!

Don't worry, we will make sure your freedom of speech is protected and pass on the message so everyone can be informed and have a choice.

7/17/2008 10:20:01 PM

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I watched CSPAN tonight, in reference to Secretary Chertoff reporting to the House Committee on Homeland Security, of which two members are from Houston Texas , Sheila Jackson Lee and Al Greene. I am embarassed that they represented Houston ! Most of the other Legislators rolled their eyes when it was time for them to speak, they knew the ignorance about to spill out of their mouths! They grilled him on ICE raids and why! Why? These people have entered our country illegally and broke our laws and it is HIS job to apprehend them and deport them, its the LAW! Then SJL wanted to know why they raided Shipley's and Action Rags, well DUH, stupid, there were illegals at both, he is DOING HIS JOB! Then she wanted to know why they were handcuffed and shackled, he explained that this is COMMON practice to protect the officers and to KEEP THEM FROM ABSCONDING AFTER ARREST!

The people we elect and send to represent us in Congress are a DIRECT representation of US. My God I'm embarrassed! Now the whole nation will think that this level of ignorance and stupidity is the BEST we have to offer from Houston Texas !

7/17/2008 11:02:21 PM

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ACCEPTABLE IMMIGRATION REFORM

JOB #!. BUILD THE LEGISLATED FENCE!!!
JOB #2. MANDATE E-VERIFY FOR ALL EMPLOYEES!!!
JOB #3. MANDATE E-VERIFY FOR ANY BENEFIT!!!
JOB #4. STOP THE UNDERGROUND ECONOMY!!!
JOB #5. END BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP FOR ILLEGALS!!!
JOB #6. END CHAIN MIGRATION!!!
JOB #7. MAKE ENGLISH OUR OFFICIAL LANGUAGE!!!

NOTHING MORE!!! NOTHING LESS!!!

7/18/2008 2:05:31 PM

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I see the Chron don't want the Citizens to know whats going on or what they can do as I am having to repost to try to beat their deleters!

7/17/2008 8:57:32 PM

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near death conditions seemingly, wow, life south of the border must be a blast!

7/17/2008 7:02:36 PM

COMING SOON - 2008 Edition

2008-07-18T19:09:00.003-04:00

The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants

2008 edition

Coming Soon!

Keep coming back to read and comment as blog is updated daily, and be among the first in your illegal community to get the latest edition of the guidebook that has led millions and millions of illegals to the Promised Land of American Bliss and Ease.

Remember, only illegals permitted to buy!!!!

Warning to our British illegal cousins

2008-07-18T07:22:00.003-04:00

Warning - Warning - Warning

To our British illegal cousins -- They are getting sick of you over there, as well. ASSI is ready to help you, dear cousins. We have plenty of extra illegals to help reinforce you if you want.

A BBC News investigation into an illegal immigrant community in London has led to the arrests of three men and claims of forged documents and workers being exploited. Southall's residents give their reaction to these so-called faujis.
"They're living, cooking, eating in the same room while the landlords are collecting more rent. It's not a good life. It's a rough life," said legal Indian immigrant Vijay Sarin, above.
"To be honest, it's very, very embarrassing. I feel bad that they're out there, terrible."
A woman in a shop in Southall's King Street looks nervously outside, at the groups of middle-aged men hanging around on street corners.
Many of them are waiting for offers of work, which will mostly likely be unskilled, over long hours and for much less than the minimum wage.
They are dressed rather shabbily and match the description of faujis - the term illegal immigrants use to describe themselves. They seem rather placid and lounge against walls, and on benches.
The shop worker does not want to be identified, and seems afraid of what will happen if she publicly speaks out.
"I used to feel sorry for them, when they tell you they've spent 800,000 Indian rupees to come over here - that's nearly £12,000," the lady from the shop continues from behind the counter.
"But no more. There's been groups hanging around for the last three or four years, and I have to walk past them every day to get to work.
It's also really easy to get a false passport - I've got a fake Portuguese one at home in my drawer, and some false Italian documents."

"I just want them to go and for the police to deal with them."
Outside, King Street is a busy, bustling place, that looks tired.
Fruit and vegetable stalls mingle with takeaway restaurants which have seen better days, and faded signs offer cheap calls to far-flung locations next to general stores crammed to the rafters with a dizzying array of seemingly random goods.
The men hanging around at the end of the road have now gone. It is hard to confirm they are fauji, but certainly when they first spotted the BBC film crew arriving, a group of three sitting together casually stood up and wandered away.
When the crew began to pack up they drifted back to their original spot.
Striding up King Street is Boyd Williams, a pastor at Southall Baptist Church who has lived in the area for 30 years.
He saw the BBC's investigation on Wednesday night's news, and is not surprised at its findings, which included widespread unlawful job practices, squalid housing, and a thriving trade in fake documents.

Supt Jenkins says illegal immigrants are not just an issue in Southall
He says: "It's extremely difficult to get a legal worker in Southall.
"I wanted building work doing at my church, and I wanted the workers to be legal, and my neighbour told me that would be difficult to arrange.
"It's also really easy to get a false passport - I've got a fake Portuguese one at home in my drawer, and some false Italian documents.
"One of my parishioners gave them to me after a crisis of conscience.
"But it's not just Southall, it's a London problem and a nationwide problem. But there is so much pressure around here to cut corners and pay backhanders. It's extremely difficult to be honest about things."
Superintendent Ian Jenkins is the acting borough commander in Ealing, and says the problem of illegal immigrants happens "all over London " and names Kilburn, the East End and Harringay as other hotspots.
He said: "We meet with representatives in the community who tell us the issues that they want us to tackle as a priority.
"Immigration has not come up before. Maybe there's now an opportunity for members of the community to pass on any information they have."

Groups of men often hang around the main streets of Southall
Supt Jenkins says, despite some people's fears, there is nothing to fear from having to walk past large groups of men hanging around, looking for work.
He said: "There may be a certain level of personal apprehension, but you should not worry about having to walk past them."
A short distance away from King Street is the quiet residential street of Marlborough Road , where one of the arrested men lives.
Vijay Sarin, 63, who lives a few doors down, is unhappy with the illegal immigrants in her community.
She, like everyone else, says she knows about them, how they live crammed into houses, and how they work illegally for poor pay.
She said: "In just one house there's many people. It's dangerous because you don't know their background. They're illegal and not paying tax. They live in garages, not even in a proper house."
She does, however, express some concern and a dash of sympathy for those working long hours for minimal pay, and who live in crammed and squalid conditions.
"They're living, cooking, eating in the same room while the landlords are collecting more rent. It's not a good life. It's a rough life."
Three men are still being interviewed by the police and the UK Border Agency in connection with immigration offences.

Advice from Muhammed-2

2008-07-16T19:38:00.007-04:00

Advice from Muhammed - 2nd entry

Illegal readers are invited to submit questions directly to Muhammed to "welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com"

Muhammed Ali Fashoon is a trained jihadist and passed 13 regrettable years in the Great Satan of America, where he dated 123 girls before rediscovering Allah (with dozens of fathers and boyfriends chasing him).

Alicia Sanchez Rodriguez: Señor Muhammed, will Barack Obama be friendly to the Jihadist and other foreign terrorist movements. I myself am a member of the Columbian guerrilla movement FARC.

Muhammed: Well, even though you are an infidel swine, I assume at least you are not a Christian as you are a member of a leftist terror group. I will therefore answer your question.

Only eight days after the 9/11 attacks, Barack Obama wrote this in a Chicago newspaper: "We must also engage, however, in the more difficult task of understanding the sources of such madness. The essence of this tragedy, it seems to me, derives from a fundamental absence of empathy on the part of the attackers: an inability to imagine, or connect with, the humanity and suffering of others. Such a failure of empathy, such numbness to the pain of a child or the desperation of a parent, is not innate; nor, history tells us, is it unique to a particular culture, religion, or ethnicity. It may find expression in a particular brand of violence, and may be channeled by particular demagogues or fanatics. Most often, though, it grows out of a climate of poverty and ignorance, helplessness and despair."

WHAT CLAPTRAP!

Most of the 9/11 hijackers were wealthy Saudi citizens. I believe the U.S. government had already learned that fact by 9 days after the attack. Obama willfully ignored this fact because of his far leftist training, or he is a typical ignorant American softie, blaming all of our violence on our supposed poverty and ignorance.

Vote for this man! We will be able to pour into the country unobstructed!

PART TWO

2008-07-15T16:50:00.004-04:00

More Illegal Immigrants Putting Affairs in OrderDeportation Risk Prompts Preparations

Washington Post Staff Writer Tuesday, July 15, 2008; Page B01

A 30-year-old single mother from Manassas recently visited a notary public to formally arrange custody for her toddler son after she's gone.It's deportation, not death, that has her worried.

With federal authorities stepping up raids and local police joining enforcement efforts, illegal immigrants and their advocates say that preparing for possible deportation is becoming a common feature of life in their underground world.

They are designating who should take custody of their children, indicating what should be done with cars and homes, ensuring that relatives have power of attorney to access bank accounts and key documents, and memorizing phone numbers they might need to call from jail. Some are sending their U.S.-born children for visits to their home countries so they could adapt more easily if the family is suddenly forced to move back.

For Catalina, being prepared meant a trip to the notary so her best friend would have appropriate paperwork to take custody of her year-old son and deliver him to Mexico if she were deported."I'm still nervous [about getting caught]," said Catalina, who, like other illegal immigrants interviewed, spoke on condition that her last name not be published.

"But I feel a lot calmer knowing that whatever happens, I'll never lose my son to foster care."In most cases, the planning is done informally through conversations like the one Cathy Lorena, a 21-year-old from El Salvador, had recently with her brother in the dining room of the colonial house they share in Herndon.

Although Cathy Lorena and her husband have been living illegally in the United States for three years, she said she started feeling insecure only a few months ago, after her husband was fired as an office cleaner when the company started checking workers' identity documents."You start to worry that someone at the company will call immigration on you," said Lorena, who works for a similar office cleaning firm and has a year-old son.

"Every day you leave your baby to go to work, and you wonder if you're going to return."Although Lorena had always assumed that her brother, who is a legal permanent resident, would take care of the child if she and her husband were detained, she suddenly felt it necessary to sit down with her brother and spell that out.

"I wanted to make sure he knows things like who my son's doctor is, where the babysitter lives, and that he's the person we would want to be in charge," she said.

Although Lorena did not sign any legal forms, illegal immigrants in the area are increasingly making their precautions official. Jay Marks, a Silver Spring-based immigration lawyer who has become well known in the Washington Latino community through his appearances on Spanish-language radio, said he gets two or three calls a week from illegal immigrants seeking advice on how to give their arrangements legal force.

"They'll say, for example, 'My house, I'd want to transfer it to someone else,' or, 'My car, I'd want to ship it home, but how can I make sure someone could do that for me if I were locked up?' "Similarly, workers at Union Hispana Multiservices, the notary public office in Prince William County where Catalina filled out the power-of-attorney forms for her son, said they never saw such requests until late last year, when county supervisors passed a resolution requiring police to check the immigration status of people stopped for other offenses.

Months later, the company is still seeing about three clients a week who want to sign power-of-attorney forms designating custody of their children in the event of deportation, said Claudia Rivera, the notary who helped Catalina.Meanwhile, at the Salvadoran consulate in Northern Virginia, the number of immigrants registering their U.S.-born children for Salvadoran citizenship jumped from 57 between January and May last year to 219 during the same period this year.

Consul Mirian Vargas said she thinks the increase is due to immigrants' growing anxiety rather than a spike in births, because "they tell us so. They say that they are worried they will be arrested and deported, and they want to make sure their children will be able to get a passport and join them back in El Salvador quickly.

"Saul, a Honduran living in Annandale, has already sent his 4-year-old son ahead for a trial run. A few days ago, the 28-year-old auto mechanic and his wife, who is also in the country illegally, put the U.S.-born boy on a plane to Honduras so he can spend the next two months with his grandparents.

"It was very hard to do it. . . . He's honestly too young to be traveling, and I miss him already," Saul said a day later. "But we're doing this out of necessity. . . . From one day to the next, anything can happen, and I want him to know our culture, so that if we suddenly get sent back there, he'll be able to get used to it quickly.

"The chance that an illegal immigrant will be detained and deported after making it past the U.S. border remains quite low. The vast majority of the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants who are detained each year are caught trying to sneak in. And although workplace arrests have risen tenfold since 2002, from 510 to nearly 5,000, that still accounts for a fraction of the nation's estimated 8 million illegal immigrant workers.

Nonetheless, each new raid, including one that scooped up 45 employees of an Annapolis painting company two weeks ago, sends another ripple of anxiety through the community and adds to immigrants' sense that they must prepare themselves for the worst.Immigrant advocates also are hammering home the message in training sessions.

The Manassas-based Immigration and Human Rights Law Group has mounted one of the most extensive outreach efforts, conducting about 30 three-hour seminars during which it has provided about 3,000 immigrants with sample power-of-attorney forms and detailed advice on more sophisticated strategies, such as retaining an attorney in advance or checking on the exact nature of their immigration violation in case they can attempt to resolve it before it becomes a problem.

"The deportation of a relative, particularly if they're the main bread-winner, is almost like a death in the family," said the group's Lisa Johnson-Firth. "And just as for a death, families need to be prepared to handle it.”

Illegals Prepare for Deportation - Leave Children Behind

2008-07-15T05:26:00.006-04:00

PART ONE
MESSAGE FROM ASSI: Oh, dear fellow illegals. Let us all weep over the fact that we have arrived at this point in America when ICE is actually deporting parents of legal American citizens, so called anchor-babies their illegal parents hoped to provide a way to hang on in America.The United States is one of the few countries that confer citizenship on the babies of illegal immigrants. We can only thank that Americans are too dumb never to question this law, which they could simply change by a law passed in Congress.Thankfully, our liberal allies in Congress would never permit such a law, knowing that we illegals vote overwhelmingly Democrat.In Mexico, a child born of two Americans could never achieve Mexican citizenship, yet the Mexican government demands that parents of such U.S.-born children be permitted to stay to raise them.Why not “take them home?” Note in story that all illegals are making arrangements to leave their children, even babies, behind in case they get deported. To give them a change at the American dream? NO!!!! So lawyers can petition to have the parents authorized to emigrate legally to the United States as parents of U.S. citizens. The parents care not a wit of the mental damage being left behind can cause their children. They are useful as a legal lifeline. What a country!

Who to Endorse for President

2008-07-14T20:09:00.009-04:00

The American Secret Society of Illegals will endorse a candidate for president this year. We believe it will be crucial to elect a president friendly to immigration "reform," i.e. We promise once again to halt illegal crossings if you extend amnesty to the 30 million illegals already here, after which, as in 1986, we'll flood across again.

The Dilemma - Barak or McCain?

Chao Chaoxiang, right, president of the Shanghai branch of ASSI, has been proudly in America illegally for 12 years, getting two doctorates, one in mathematics, the second in physics. He gives his views on the U.S. election panorama. Lui Shaodong, left, is his advisor.

“It is still too early to know which candidate will do more for members of ASSI.
Both John McCain and Barack Obama strongly support so-called “immigration reform,” which is in reality another wave of amnesty for us.
Now, Obama is a far-leftist radical who understands that 90% of illegals vote Democrat once they become citizens (or simply register to vote while they await citizenship). He would seek a much wider and easier road to citizenship than McCain would.
We have one problem. The U.S. Senate. If Democrats can’t win 60 seats this November, not counting Israeli citizen Joe Lieberman, a determined Republican minority could block any reform package from getting to Barack for his signature.
If McCain is elected, the Republicans, or most of them, would have to support his immigration reform, and of course, all Democrats would as well, assuring amnesty for all of us already here.
We’ll have to wait and see how the campaign goes. A real possibility exists of a total Democrat blowout in November that would allow them to write legislation of any kind into law without Republican help.
We’ll follow the race closely before calling on ASSI members to vote as we suggest.

REGISTER.
REGISTER ONCE, REGISTER TWICE, REGISTER MANY TIMES.

What all ASSI illegals can do now is, if possible, move to one of the swing states in the Midwest or on the East Coast where the election will be decided. Even if you can’t move, it’s important that you start registering now, as often as possible.
ASSI is running a special of free citizenship identification on paper that will dissolve in December (We don’t want to give up our lucrative practice of supplying false papers).
You should try and register in as many voting precincts near each other as possible so that you can vote a minimum of 10 times. This will geometrically enhance our power on election day.
Most Americans are so stupidly naïve and goody-goody, except for union leaders and snow birds in Florida, that they wouldn’t think of registering more than once.
That is the most important thing that ASSI members can do between now and election day. Register, register, register.
GET WITH IT!

Advice from Muhammed

2008-07-14T14:57:00.007-04:00

Each week, Muhammed Ali Fashoon, pictured at right, gives advice to illegals in America and other countries.

Dear Muhammed,

From Salim: My daughter, who is 19, has always been a good Muslim girl, wore lipstick last Friday night and I believe met a boy। Obviously I must murder her in an honor killing but friends tell me that American law might frown on this act. Surely it cannot be true?

Muhammed: Allah Ak-bahr. Alas, U.S. law does not recognize honor killings, in another example of how primitive their legal system is. Sit down before you read this, but Americans would actually try and send you to jail just for killing a mere girl! Barbaric, isn’t it? The best plan would get her back to her native country, Pakistan or Saudi Arabia, and organize a feast of happiness in which you barbecue two or three goats while your neighbors stone her to death. Then you can fly back to America.

From Hugo Chavez, Venezuelan president: It has become increasingly difficult to run arms into America to the illegals I sent there to stir up the Hispanics. What do you suggest.

Muhammed: That is easy, Senor Presidente. Simply find the corrupt U.S. customs officials who allow in the tons of Columbian cocaine and piggyback on them. Do not doubt that they exist. The Americans are always screaming about corrupt Latin American officials who facilitate the drug trade, but what happens when the drugs cross into the United States? Who facilitates them? Manuel Noriega from his cell in a Federal prison? Suddenly, these tons and tons of cocaine suddenly cannot be seen from U.S. drug officials. Hah! Hah! And the American people never question why if their drug police can’t halt a shipment before it crosses the border, it can never be found again. Maybe some American master criminal invented ‘invisible dust!”

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No Chump Change for Illegals

Head of Secret Illegal Society Answers Member Questions

Shout Out to All Illegals - VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN!

Europe Caves to Muslim Immigration. America NEXT?

MUSLIMS DEMAND ISLAMIC HOLIDAYS IN NY SCHOOLS

Rush to Help Dems Save Pro-Illegal Immigration!!!!

How the NY Times caved to we Illegals!

Applaud these illegals in white that the NY Times policy now lets into America!

Is there nothing so cute as a mother and child? I'll bet we can find guilt-ridden liberals who accept this pair into their homes!

The Official Secret Handbook of Illegal Immigrants

Now available in print - Only Illegals can buy. Buy on amazon.com - link: http://www.amazon.com/Official-Secret-Handbook-Illegal-Immigrants/dp/1438264313/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221430779&sr=1-1

Latest Outrage-Gov't Denies Citizenship Via Midwives

Illegal Public Enemy No. 1! - Michelle Malkin

She things Americans will treat her fairly simply because of her personal character and talent!

Look how awful Michelle looks in this picture!She is simply wearing the clothes of our oppressors!

We have found the answer!It is in the accompanying photograph!

Ms. Malkin is a patriot!

By visiting American soldiers in a war zone, Ms. Malkin obviously shows that she has overwhelming love for the United States of America!

She loves the United States of America!

No illegals, even from Western Europe, should even contemplate lauding this rotten, corrupted mindset over the civilizations that has created the sinkholes of Cairo, Bogota and Saigon!

PRAY FOR MS. MALKIN, BUT SHE IS OPENlY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE JUSTICE OF THE KORAN, TO THE JUSTICE METED OUT TO THEODORE VAN GOGH!

Salute to Employers Who Hire Illegals

WooWee! We'll Be Majority in 30 Years!!!!

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Manifestacion para Nuestros Derechos

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Only 26 illegals in one room??!!!??

COMING SOON - 2008 Edition

Warning to our British illegal cousins

Advice from Muhammed-2

PART TWO

Illegals Prepare for Deportation - Leave Children Behind

Who to Endorse for President

Chao Chaoxiang, right, president of the Shanghai branch of ASSI, has been proudly in America illegally for 12 years, getting two doctorates, one in mathematics, the second in physics. He gives his views on the U.S. election panorama. Lui Shaodong, left, is his advisor.

Advice from Muhammed

Is there nothing so cute as a mother and child?

I'll bet we can find guilt-ridden liberals who accept this pair into their homes!

Now available in print - Only Illegals can buy.

Buy on amazon.com - link:

http://www.amazon.com/Official-Secret-Handbook-Illegal-Immigrants/dp/1438264313/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221430779&sr=1-1

Look how awful Michelle looks in this picture!

She is simply wearing the clothes of our oppressors!

We have found the answer!

It is in the accompanying photograph!

More Advice from former illegal jihadist

Muhammed Ali Fashoon spent 10 years in the Great Satan.

before returning to make Jihad and write our advice column.