Disillusioned German Islamists Abandoning Jihad

Disillusioned German Islamists Abandoning Jihad

We at the American Secret Society of Illegals were, well, disillusioned to catch this story on the 7/19 Der Speigal international news site ("http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/disillusioned-german-islamists-returning-home-to-germany-a-844799.html/"), in which the infidel news source twisted facts to make it appear that some 200 German Muslims have traveled in recent months to tribal areas of Pakistan to wage jihad and set up perfect Muslim households, with women kept firmly in total burqa and restricted to household 24 hours a day.

According to infidel Der Speigal, hundreds have to been trying to return to their earlier cushy lives on the German dole, only to have various countries, -including Muslim one! - throw them into prison to await extradition to Germany to face supporting terrorist charge.

The apostasy of countries such as Turkey giving in to German pressure.

"For years, the mountainous region straddling the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan seemed like a mecca of sorts for militants. More than 200 volunteers left Germany, traveling alone or with their families, headed for Waziristan. Those who had gone first then appeared in Internet videos to recruit more volunteers. They promised a paradise on earth, or at least a precursor to it," Der Speigal wrote.


THEN THE LIES COME

"Living conditions in the mountains are tougher than portrayed in the promotional clips. Death is constantly raining down from the sky in the form of missiles from American drones. A dozen combatants from Germany have already died."

B. says that Waziristan is the only place where German arrest warrants carry no weight. "I wanted to live an Islamic life there," he says. He describes the first few months as harsh. He and his family moved into an apartment upon arrival, but it wasn't long before they were kicked out by al-Qaida members, allegedly because "Ammar" had refused to join the combatants."


WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AL-QAIDA MEMBERS TREATING OUTSIDERS, ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO REFUSE TO STRAP ON SUICIDE VESTS, HARSHLY?? NEVER HAPPENS. SIMPLY CALUMNY.


More lies follow, without doubt created out of thin air by CIA operates sitting in decadent glory in McLean:


"There are 30 different organizations in the area, B. says, and they are all at loggerheads. The family was forced to sleep on the street for days. But then salvation arrived in the form of money from his mother in Germany. He bought a mud house for €350 ($430) and a motorcycle for €450. Their new world was surrounded by a stone wall.

"When they felt homesick, they took a walk to the "euro shops" in town that sell German products, such as Nutella, Nivea styling mousse and hot chocolate for the children -- and Pepsi. When B. thinks about it, he remembers how the girl in the shop explained to him that a Pepsi cost 20 rupees. "First, she counted with her fingers, then with her toes," he says. "I didn't want my son to be that stupid."

The American Secret Society of Illegals can promise all Muslims who want to commit themselves to Jihad that they will find a warm welcome from Al-Qaida members worldwide, usually in the form of a comfy suicide vest that will keep you warm and toasty and you or your handler detonate it. The latest ones are made with good down inside linings, we are told, so that you don't even feel the nails and stainless steel ball bearings that will blow outward one the blast goes out to mow down row after row of of infidels, especially Jews.

ASSI has increased to 30 the number of scholarships it offers to Muslim illegal immigrants in the United States yearly who decide to go the way of jihad.

DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED BY ZIONIST PROPAGANDA AND REMEMBER THE 72 VIRGINS!

Signed

Muhammed Busa (nom de guerre)

ASSI director of programming

Muslim affairs.

error, suggestion, or volunteer: email: welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com

Subject Line: "jihad now!"

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Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals

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Even Brits Blaming Illegals for Their Problems

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim,
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals

Hello dear fellow Illegals,

It's been dreary and grey in Washington D.C. lately. I've put in to my social service center for a needed two-month stay in South Florida to help me overcome my winter blues. As an original native of a tropical country, I deserve to the have the U.S. government pay for my rest and recuperation stay at a 6-star hotel right on the beach, don't you?

I'll continue to post from there if I leave.

Today's subject is the story published in the Washington Times Oct. 18:

LONDON — British political leaders from the left and the right are blaming liberal immigration policies for driving down living standards amid a financial crisis that has prompted the Conservative-led government to cut welfare programs to prevent fiscal collapse.

Prime Minister David Cameron, who said this year that multiculturalism has failed in Britain, is calling on immigrants to learn English fluently, “make a contribution” to the economy and society and avoid being a “burden on the welfare system and the taxpayer.”

                                                              British Prime Minister David Cameron

Hardy har har! He wants us to "make a contribution" to British society. No, no, no, my dear British friends. You have been put on this earth to support the illegals until they take over your county.

I am conferring with some of my colleagues in the British Secret Society of Illegals to coordinate on policies to take pressure off them. I will report to you soon.

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