Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Latest Outrage-Gov't Denies Citizenship Via Midwives

Our Best Way to Sneak New Illegals into U.S. Outlawed!
Will disgraces such as this never end?
By Helpful Jose

The U.S. Government has had the temerity to deny citizenship to babies delivered by midwives in places along the U.S. Mexican border.
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"The State Department is denying passports to people born in southern Texas near the border with Mexico if they were delivered by midwives, citing a history of birth certificate forgeries there for Mexican-born children dating to the 1960s, according to U.S. officials," the Washington Post reported Sept. 9.

Duh! Of course we created tens of thousands of new Americans out of illegals this way! Why not?

It is criminal for the U.. Government to cut off this easy access to Americans.



Here is a picture of sweet, innocent babies recently denied U.S. passports even though they were delivered by midwives in San Antonio and other spots along the border.

All are recent graduates of the Al Qaeda Training School, which they attended immediately after their birth, with all born after 10 or 11 months of gestation, which accounts for their large size.

We urge all members of the American Society of Illegals to write their congressmen and DEMAND that this outrage be overturned!

Here is a lovable picture of another cute baby delivered by midwife. How could he be denied access to the land of his birth!





He needs baby formula and simple toys like bomb components. Please send your contributions to ASSI.
By your humble servant,
Helpful Jose.

Thank you.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Illegal Public Enemy No. 1! - Michelle Malkin

Public Enemy Number One!
Michelle Malkin
CERTIFIED BY THE 
AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS


How is it possible that this Filipino immigrant betrayed her own class!


Simply because she is legal, she has turned her back on illegals, not only from the Philippines, but from all countries around the world!



Not only has she turned her back on illegals, but she came to fame writing a book on the 'problems' of illegals and how they have taken advantage of their American hosts.


It is truly disheartening that she has abandoned us.



Michelle is a frequent guest on Fox News and she uses both the blog named after her and Hot Air to continue her fulminations against the supposed ravages that illegals have imposed on America.


She things Americans will treat her fairly simply because of her personal character and talent!



Look how awful Michelle looks in this picture!


She is simply wearing the clothes of our oppressors!





We have found the answer!


It is in the accompanying photograph!


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Ms. Malkin is a patriot!


By visiting American soldiers in a war zone, Ms. Malkin obviously shows that she has overwhelming love for the United States of America!


She loves the United States of America!


She crazily thinks Western Civilization, to which she has no blood lines, in the greatest civilization in human history!


We offer Ms. Malkin free mental health counseling.


No illegals, even from Western Europe, should even contemplate lauding this rotten, corrupted mindset over the civilizations that has created the sinkholes of Cairo, Bogota and Saigon!


PRAY FOR MS. MALKIN, BUT SHE IS OPENlY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE JUSTICE OF THE KORAN, TO THE JUSTICE METED OUT TO THEODORE VAN GOGH!




Thursday, August 21, 2008

Salute to Employers Who Hire Illegals

Memo from Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Direction
American Secret Society of Illegals

New Holidays for Employers of Illegal Immigrants

America is overdue to set aside a special day to honor those valiant moneygrubber capitalists who hire illegal immigrants to earn more money and give us a chance!

An example is the Dunder brothers, below, who fired legal Hispanic immigrants to hire Danish illegals, seen celebrating.






Celebrating Danish Illegals Gainfully Employed in U.S., below



Next come some dot.com millionaires who fired Hindus in India to hire Irish illegals.



Incredible, but the illegal Irish are actually smart!!!!




It is time to create a special holiday, perhaps to come in the dog days of August, where no national holiday now exists.

Hip, Hip, Hoo-RAY!!!!! for Employers of Illegal Immigrants