Blue State Surge Against Illegals

Question: Dr. Muhammed Kim,

I am confused. Barak Obama won the election, he promised us immigration reform, but yet officials of Montgomery County, Maryland, a solidly Democratic state, are promising to "crack down" (what an awful term when directed against oneself) on illegals. I put in the top paragraphs here:

"For years, mainstream Montgomery County has been generally accepting of illegal immigrants, and county leaders followed suit, pledging not to enforce immigration laws even as police agencies elsewhere in the region began to do so.

But public sentiment appears to be shifting in Montgomery, driven less by ideology than by alarm over rising crime and the recent slayings of a 14-year-old honor student on a county transit bus and a 63-year-old woman in her Bethesda home.

"People who are very, very tolerant want to see some changes," said County Council member Marc Elrich (D-At Large), one of five council members who said in interviews that public opinion has shifted in recent months."

How can this be? Dan. G. Illegal since 2002.

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim answers: Do not let such minor blips trouble your soul, dear illegal.  Barak is safely in our camp. He knows that getting us legalized and voters ensures the dominance of the Democratic Party for the next 50 years, or until our policies collapse the country, which ever comes first. Then, onward to Canada and Australia.

Russia Predicts Breakup of U.S. in 2010

Front Page, Wall Street Journal, Dec. 29, 2008

The WSJ runs a story about Prof. Igor Panarin, who says that he sees a "55%-45% right now that disintegration will occur.

"Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic decline and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June, 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces -- with Alaska reverting to Russian control."

The WSJ published a map of the six parts, with the West Coast coming under Chinese control, "the Texas Republic," which stretches as far east as Florida, becomes part of Mexico or falls under Mexican influence, and the NorthEast 'may join the European Union."

The American Secret Society of Illegal completely rejects this vision. Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq., executive director of ASSI, pictured here, explains why:

"First of all, it is ridiculous to think that China will grab all of the West coast when Hispanics already control 75% of southern California," Dr. Muhammed Kim says.

"Secondly, if the United States falls apart so soon, who will pay for the upkeep of illlegals? We cannot permit the collapse of the United States so soon and believe that this is only Russian propaganda, we hope, we hope, we hope."

Dr. Kim Muhammed said that before ASSI allows the disintegration of the United States, ASSI will have to have other Western States set up to provide the financial support that the USA has provided.

ASSI studies have shown the United Kingdom, weighed down by its own illegal and other immigration problem, will not be able to provide its expected share of support.

The main candidates are Canada, Australia and New Zealand but they lack the population and the gross domestic population to care for every illegal in the custom to which we have all become expected.

ASSI is studying whether a mandate of the United Nations may allow that world body to force oil rich, lightly populated states such as Saudi Arabia and Kuwait to turn over 90% of their revenue to ASSI and its subsidiaries in other nations of the world.

ASSi's legal team is also studying our options as to whether we can file a legal suit to call on the U.S. government to prevent its own collapse because of its adverse effect on ASSI members.

ASSI will discuss the possible collapse of the United States at its winter meeting at The Mirage hotel, Las Vegas, Feb. 24-27.
[NOTE] Places are filling up fast for this convention, but it's still possible to get the early registration discount if you act fast.
Special discount pricing at the Mirage is also available with the ASSI code: 062389666.

We also suggest that any ASSI members anxious about the collapse of the United States purchase a current copy at amazon.com of "The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants." It will provide counsel for entering and prospering in other Western countries if the U.S. does indeed collapse.

No Chump Change for Illegals

It is often thought that illegals have to settle for the worst paying jobs in American society when they first arrive.

That is not the case at all!

If they come as the fifth, sixth or seventh wave of illegals in this family as Mr. Kim Shuk, South Korea,  pictured here, did.

Mr. Shuk was able to get a loan from his illegal predecessors and set up a successful telecommunications company, hiring fellow Korean illegals for the IT portion and Hispanic illegals for the grunt work.

It it not that Mr. Shuk could not find qualified Hispanic engineers, he just wanted to keep the high paying jobs for 'cousins" of his own country.

Mr. Shuk was left making $2 million a year and the Hispanics were making about as much in this piciure.

LESSON - ALL ILLEGALS DON'T STICK TOGETHER. MR. SHUK WAS NOT A MEMBER OF ASSI.

JOINT THE AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS SO THAT WE CAN HELP YOU, NO MATTER IF YOU ARE HISPANIC, ASIAN OR AFRICAN!!!!