Saturday, February 14, 2009

NY Times Cries Over 'Deported' Anchor Babies

By Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director

The American Secret Society of Illegals


ARAB ANCHOR KID

http://americansecretsocietyofillegals.blogspot.com

We once again applaud the New York Times for the silliest headline of the century regarding their intense desire to bing in as many illegals as they can:

DUTCH ANCHOR KID

By MICHAEL FALCONE
Published: February 13, 2009

“100,000 Parents of Citizens
Were Deported Over 10 Years”

Can you actually believe those fools expressing such crocodile tears over the illegal immigrant parents of children born in the United States being deported and taking their anchor babies with them?
WHOLE BUNCHA ANCHOR KIDS

The first sentence of the times story says it all: “WASHINGTON — Of nearly 2.2 million immigrants deported in the decade ended 2007, more than 100,000 were the parents of children who, having been born in the United States, were American citizens, according to a report issued Friday by the Department of Homeland Security.”

INDIAN KID OF INDIA

Sure, illegals love having a family just as much as citizens and legal immigrants, but the overwhelming reason to have a child born in the good ‘ole gullible U.S. of A. is to “anchor” the family here, hence the terms for the snot nosed brats.

Only the far, far, far, faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh left such as the soft, flabby and pink reporters and editors of the New York Times can turn around and quote a Bronx Hispanic congressman as saying: ““If they took their children back,” he said of the deportees, “then technically we deported an American citizen.”
GUATEMALAN ANCHOR KID

Oh, we are so cruel, the Times wants legal citizens to believe, and we applaud the Times for ignoring a relevant fact we hope Americans never discover: only two nations in the entire world of 215 or so countries confer automatic citizenship on babies of illegal residents.
The USA is certainly the biggest sucker in the world on this.

It would just take a law passed by Congress and signed by the president to change this practice, but our beloved lefty allies have convinced their fellow Americans that it is a sacred constitutional right to confer citizenship on the babies of illegals.

CHINESE ANCHOR BABY


So ridiculous. The New York Times knows perfectly well that the U.S. practice of giving citizenship is an unbelievable privilege but they flail American guilt with the whips of their words to keep the yahoos in line so they’ll never, never ask the question we fear the most: “Why the hell do we give citizenship to babies of illegals?”

IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF EVERY ASSI MEMBER AND EVERY ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY TO MAKE SURE AMERICANS NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THIS. KEEP ON BANGING ON GUILT INTO THEIR HEADS AND HEARTS!!!!!!!!!

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OF COURSE, SOME MIGHT SAY THE WAY WE USE BABIES TO PLUNK OURSELVES THIS EQUALS THE IMAGE BELOW. TOTAL BALDERDASH, TO QUOTE ILLEGAL BRITISH IMMIGRANT HIRHAM GOODBODY.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Stimulus Plan Provides Billions to Illegals

"HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN"



Great News for All Illegals!
The Democrats Came Through for Us ...
Just as They Promised Us.

Memo:
From Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq. PhD
Executive Director
The American Secret Society of Illegals
Great News for All Illegals!
The Democrats Came Through for Us ...
Just as They Promised Us.

"Happy days are here again"

We present here to dear fellow members of ASSI the fantastic news that the Democratic stimulus package holds a lot of goodies for immigrants, legal and illegal.

Here is the first two paragraphs of that article with rest down below.

Jan. 29, 2009
WASHINGTON (AP) - The $800 billion-plus economic stimulus measure making its way through Congress could steer government checks to illegal immigrants, a top Republican congressional official asserted Thursday.

The legislation, which would send tax credits of $500 per worker and $1,000 per couple, expressly disqualifies nonresident aliens, but it would allow people who don't have Social Security numbers to be eligible for the checks
.

Illegals throughout the country and future illegals have poured out into the streets to sing and praise the deeds of our dear dumb Democrat friends in Congress and in the White House.

“Happy Days Are Here Again”

So long sad times
Go long bad times
We are rid of you at last

Howdy gay times
Cloudy gray times
You are now a thing of the past


Dr. Muhammed Kim: “Isn’t so wonderful that America now has a solid majority of, oh, 52-55% in favor of lying back and let the government provide, in the style of European “soft” socialism. It doesn’t appear to be a nasty government, but, oh, just try to go against the grain!

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So let's sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here agai
n


Dr. Muhammed Kim: “The amazing thing is that these stupid liberal citizens think they’ll be the ones lying back in ease as the more agile and risk-taking citizens who earn the top 40% or so of income will provide the federal tax dollars to support all of their programs. NOT SO! We are pouring into the country in such great numbers, with amnesty coming soon that will give us voting rights, that we will reformulate the tax system so that all native citizens pay taxes. NO EXCEPTIONS, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU MAKE! To support us. YES!

Altogether shout it now
There's no one
Who can doubt it now
So let's tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again


Your cares and troubles are gone
There'll be no more from now on
From now on ...

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So, Let's sing a song of cheer again



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Wednesday, January 28, 2009


By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq., Ph. D.
Executive Director
The American Secret Society of Illegals

http://www.city-journal.org/2009/eon0122bb.html

BRUCE BAWER

Submission in the Netherlands

The trial of Geert Wilders represents another blow against Dutch freedom.
22 January 2009
“The Freedom Party (PVV),” read yesterday’s press release, “is shocked by the Amsterdam Court of Appeal’s decision to prosecute Geert Wilders for his statements and opinions. Geert Wilders considers this ruling an all-out assault on freedom of speech.”
The appalling decision to try Wilders, the Freedom Party’s head and the Dutch Parliament’s only internationally famous member, for “incitement to hatred and discrimination” against Islam is indeed an assault on free speech. But no one who has followed events in the Netherlands over the last decade can have been terribly surprised by it. Far from coming out of the blue, this is the predictable next step in a long, shameful process of accommodating Islam—and of increasingly aggressive attempts to silence Islam’s critics—on the part of the Dutch establishment.



COMMENTARY BY DR. MUHAMMED KIM:
We are worried by this Dutch precedent.
Oh, don't get me wrong. We are ecstatic that the Dutch caved so easily to assertive immigrants, most illegal.
It is the same easy fold that we have seen among Americans that have allowed tens of millions of us to come and prosper here, pushing aside the politically correct and easily intimidated Americans of the liberal persuasion.
We are a bit worried that our Muslim fellow illegals may turn their jihadist weapons against us as well.
What do you think, fellow illegals?
Your comments appreciated. Thank you.