Who to Endorse for President

The American Secret Society of Illegals will endorse a candidate for president this year. We believe it will be crucial to elect a president friendly to immigration "reform," i.e. We promise once again to halt illegal crossings if you extend amnesty to the 30 million illegals already here, after which, as in 1986, we'll flood across again.

The Dilemma - Barak or McCain?

Chao Chaoxiang, right, president of the Shanghai branch of ASSI, has been proudly in America illegally for 12 years, getting two doctorates, one in mathematics, the second in physics. He gives his views on the U.S. election panorama. Lui Shaodong, left, is his advisor.

“It is still too early to know which candidate will do more for members of ASSI.
Both John McCain and Barack Obama strongly support so-called “immigration reform,” which is in reality another wave of amnesty for us.
Now, Obama is a far-leftist radical who understands that 90% of illegals vote Democrat once they become citizens (or simply register to vote while they await citizenship). He would seek a much wider and easier road to citizenship than McCain would.
We have one problem. The U.S. Senate. If Democrats can’t win 60 seats this November, not counting Israeli citizen Joe Lieberman, a determined Republican minority could block any reform package from getting to Barack for his signature.
If McCain is elected, the Republicans, or most of them, would have to support his immigration reform, and of course, all Democrats would as well, assuring amnesty for all of us already here.
We’ll have to wait and see how the campaign goes. A real possibility exists of a total Democrat blowout in November that would allow them to write legislation of any kind into law without Republican help.
We’ll follow the race closely before calling on ASSI members to vote as we suggest.

REGISTER.
REGISTER ONCE, REGISTER TWICE, REGISTER MANY TIMES.

What all ASSI illegals can do now is, if possible, move to one of the swing states in the Midwest or on the East Coast where the election will be decided. Even if you can’t move, it’s important that you start registering now, as often as possible.
ASSI is running a special of free citizenship identification on paper that will dissolve in December (We don’t want to give up our lucrative practice of supplying false papers).
You should try and register in as many voting precincts near each other as possible so that you can vote a minimum of 10 times. This will geometrically enhance our power on election day.
Most Americans are so stupidly naïve and goody-goody, except for union leaders and snow birds in Florida, that they wouldn’t think of registering more than once.
That is the most important thing that ASSI members can do between now and election day. Register, register, register.
GET WITH IT!