Disillusioned German Islamists Abandoning Jihad

Disillusioned German Islamists Abandoning Jihad

We at the American Secret Society of Illegals were, well, disillusioned to catch this story on the 7/19 Der Speigal international news site ("http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/disillusioned-german-islamists-returning-home-to-germany-a-844799.html/"), in which the infidel news source twisted facts to make it appear that some 200 German Muslims have traveled in recent months to tribal areas of Pakistan to wage jihad and set up perfect Muslim households, with women kept firmly in total burqa and restricted to household 24 hours a day.

According to infidel Der Speigal, hundreds have to been trying to return to their earlier cushy lives on the German dole, only to have various countries, -including Muslim one! - throw them into prison to await extradition to Germany to face supporting terrorist charge.

The apostasy of countries such as Turkey giving in to German pressure.

"For years, the mountainous region straddling the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan seemed like a mecca of sorts for militants. More than 200 volunteers left Germany, traveling alone or with their families, headed for Waziristan. Those who had gone first then appeared in Internet videos to recruit more volunteers. They promised a paradise on earth, or at least a precursor to it," Der Speigal wrote.


THEN THE LIES COME

"Living conditions in the mountains are tougher than portrayed in the promotional clips. Death is constantly raining down from the sky in the form of missiles from American drones. A dozen combatants from Germany have already died."

B. says that Waziristan is the only place where German arrest warrants carry no weight. "I wanted to live an Islamic life there," he says. He describes the first few months as harsh. He and his family moved into an apartment upon arrival, but it wasn't long before they were kicked out by al-Qaida members, allegedly because "Ammar" had refused to join the combatants."


WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AL-QAIDA MEMBERS TREATING OUTSIDERS, ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO REFUSE TO STRAP ON SUICIDE VESTS, HARSHLY?? NEVER HAPPENS. SIMPLY CALUMNY.


More lies follow, without doubt created out of thin air by CIA operates sitting in decadent glory in McLean:


"There are 30 different organizations in the area, B. says, and they are all at loggerheads. The family was forced to sleep on the street for days. But then salvation arrived in the form of money from his mother in Germany. He bought a mud house for €350 ($430) and a motorcycle for €450. Their new world was surrounded by a stone wall.

"When they felt homesick, they took a walk to the "euro shops" in town that sell German products, such as Nutella, Nivea styling mousse and hot chocolate for the children -- and Pepsi. When B. thinks about it, he remembers how the girl in the shop explained to him that a Pepsi cost 20 rupees. "First, she counted with her fingers, then with her toes," he says. "I didn't want my son to be that stupid."

The American Secret Society of Illegals can promise all Muslims who want to commit themselves to Jihad that they will find a warm welcome from Al-Qaida members worldwide, usually in the form of a comfy suicide vest that will keep you warm and toasty and you or your handler detonate it. The latest ones are made with good down inside linings, we are told, so that you don't even feel the nails and stainless steel ball bearings that will blow outward one the blast goes out to mow down row after row of of infidels, especially Jews.

ASSI has increased to 30 the number of scholarships it offers to Muslim illegal immigrants in the United States yearly who decide to go the way of jihad.

DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED BY ZIONIST PROPAGANDA AND REMEMBER THE 72 VIRGINS!

Signed

Muhammed Busa (nom de guerre)

ASSI director of programming

Muslim affairs.

error, suggestion, or volunteer: email: welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com

Subject Line: "jihad now!"

Direct Link to New Secret Handbook for Illegals

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals

Dear Friends, I fear technological incompetency did not make clear where you could find the vital new e-book on Amazon, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants - 2012 Edition. Just $1.99, and works on IPhone, Kindle, ITablet and all other such devices. Find it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NDOUJQ

Even Brits Blaming Illegals for Their Problems

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim,
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals

Hello dear fellow Illegals,

It's been dreary and grey in Washington D.C. lately. I've put in to my social service center for a needed two-month stay in South Florida to help me overcome my winter blues. As an original native of a tropical country, I deserve to the have the U.S. government pay for my rest and recuperation stay at a 6-star hotel right on the beach, don't you?

I'll continue to post from there if I leave.

Today's subject is the story published in the Washington Times Oct. 18:

LONDON — British political leaders from the left and the right are blaming liberal immigration policies for driving down living standards amid a financial crisis that has prompted the Conservative-led government to cut welfare programs to prevent fiscal collapse.

Prime Minister David Cameron, who said this year that multiculturalism has failed in Britain, is calling on immigrants to learn English fluently, “make a contribution” to the economy and society and avoid being a “burden on the welfare system and the taxpayer.”

                                                              British Prime Minister David Cameron

Hardy har har! He wants us to "make a contribution" to British society. No, no, no, my dear British friends. You have been put on this earth to support the illegals until they take over your county.

I am conferring with some of my colleagues in the British Secret Society of Illegals to coordinate on policies to take pressure off them. I will report to you soon.

Meanwhile, sales are brisk on the all new e-book 2012 edition of the Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants, We've incorporated a wide new range of ways of how you can enter the United States and take advantage of the oodles of wealth they give away to the "less fortunate." Get it while you could.

If you're an illegal, and only illegals, you can get in on Amazon and it runs on all reading machines, from Kindle to IPhone. Here's a direct link. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NDOUJQ

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NDOUJQ

Secret Illegal Guidebook Now on Kindle!

Dear Fellow Illegals,

It is with great pleasure that we announce the all-new "The Official Secret Handbook for Illegals Immigrants - 2012 Edition" is now available in e-Book format for only officially sanctioned Illegals and Illegal prospects for only $1.99!!!!


This is the guidebook that has brought 40 million illegals to our misappropriated shores from sea to shining sea.

Go to this site to buy it:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NDOUJQ


Remember, this site is for illegals only.

We have updated this guidebook for the 21st century.

Let's Strangle Any U.S. Version of English Defense League

By Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals


Dear Fellow Illegals,

I have watched with fear as some voices in Europe rise up against our cousin illegals over there.

In the English Daily Telegraph newspaper, I read a story about the rise of the "English Defense League," which reportedly is gaining in strength to try and stem the flow of illegal immigrants, mostly from Muslim countries and the Caribbean nations.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-rrruumm-baaaah!


Can you imagine the happy-go-lucky people of the warm, tropical islands co-existing with the fierce Taliban supporters, guaranteed to exist among 95% of Muslim males! Well, that is the English problem. But what worried me was whisperings among some Natural-Born Americans, of all races, getting together to discuss whether they might form such an association here in our nearly captured U.S. of A.

Here's a taste of the article:

"There’s a YouTube video doing the rounds which “anti-fascist” campaigners against the English Defence League don’t want you to see. It features a couple of young middle-class supporters of Unite Against Fascism sniggering as one of them describes a “horrible tattooed woman” at a demo being punched in the face “before someone kicks her up the arse”. In the words of Telegraph blogger Brendan O’Neill, these well-bred kids admit that it’s not normally OK to hit women, “but you can make an exception when it comes to female EDL supporters because they aren’t women – they’re dogs”.

You might think there’s nothing new in this. The street battles between the Anti-Nazi League and the National Front in the 1970s pitted white middle-class students against white working-class thugs: in both cases there was a sense that the ethnic minorities they were fighting over were almost irrelevant. Actually, the similarities are misleading. The EDL isn’t the National Front or even the British National Party. It’s not a fascist party, more of an angry white rentamob. And the racism is different, too: not so much about colour, more about culture."

But here’s the worrying thing. The EDL and its sympathisers appear, at first glance, to be more representative of a section of the "English working class – especially in London – than the old “far Right” ever was.

Neo-Nazis, your time is up. The Second World War was just too long ago. Disaffected whites don’t want to dress up as stormtroopers: that would make them feel like prats – the Sealed Knot with swastikas. As for the fascist-lite BNP, don’t be misled by the protest vote that put Nick Griffin in the European Parliament. In the general election, it achieved 1.9 per cent of the vote, sending it into a tailspin of despair."

Enough of that!!!!

We don't want Natural Born Americans to get a whiff of this.

That is why the American Secret Society of Illegals takes part even with some of our more collar tugging comrades, such as the Free Palestine, Kill the Zionists, to  over-whelm speakers at universities who dare to tell Natural Borns that they have equal rights with we Illegals.

We have made the United States such a great country over the past 40 years, thanks to great  senators and the late, great Sen. Ted Kennedy, who pushed through legislation that ended the immigration policy that favored immigrants from European countries that made the USA, to give favorite treatment to people then insultingly called "Third World" countries.

Ted Kennedy, bless his burning soul, vowed to Americans that his legislation would not change the "cultural" make up of America. Other senators willing to lie to the American people about their legislation included the late, great Hubert Humphrey, 1968 presidential candidate of the Democratic Party.

"Don't worry," Hubert crooned. "America will look the same as ever."

Hah! Of course they knew that immigrants would act as "anchor harbors" to hundreds of "relatives" would come flocking in behind the

More from the fiendish Telegraph article:

The white working class isn’t interested in proper fascism. For a generation that came to political maturity slumped in front of the telly, ugly blokes preaching about Britain’s ethnic heritage look as if they’ve escaped from a comedy sketch. Also, racial purity isn’t a big deal on south London estates. Not when White Man Van has little mixed-race nieces whom he adores.

“Chavs”, as the UAF calls them, don’t hate their British-born black equivalents. They may not be best mates with gang members, but they know them from school and get their weed from the same dealers. There are even traces of class solidarity between them, which enrages fastidious “anti-fascists”. Gays? Jews? Yesterday’s prejudices.  The EDL has gay and Jewish sections. Better a poof who doesn’t rub your nose in it than a Muslim who speaks broken English and pushes ahead of you in the queue for benefits and social housing.

It’s pointless to argue with an EDL sympathiser that most British Muslims don’t fit this description: that Islam is a complex and fast-changing phenomenon and that Muslim ghettos are likely to be eroded by secularisation. A little learning is a dangerous thing, and EDL agitators know just enough about sharia to convince their neighbours – including black ones – that a sinister project to Islamise Britain is about to succeed.

The English Defence League has chosen its target carefully; no doubt about that. But is the group an authentic expression of white anger or just the latest racist parasite on a demoralised working class? That’s a difficult question to answer. The Government doesn’t seem to have a clue.

Perhaps the only way to find out is to wait and see whether a new recession pushes British politics any further in the direction it has taken this year: out of Parliament and on to the streets.
…

For more evidence that fascism will never take root in Britain, visit Westfield Stratford City, Europe’s biggest shopping mall, which opened this week. Its 70 restaurants and 300 shops will “transform lives”, says the Mayor of Newham That’s no accident, argues Ira G Zepp, author of a study of “the shopping mall as ceremonial centre”. Zepp reckons the mall layout mimics the sacred spaces of the great cathedrals; indeed, residual sacredness explains why we’re less likely to be robbed here than in the street. Also, their piped music has churchy overtones. But there I disagree. Mall muzak is far more uplifting than the dross inflicted on us by trendy churchmen.

…

I’ve been accused of “banging on” about Johann Hari, the sanctimonious little doughball who used his column in the Independent to plagiarise quotes and fabricate stories while anonymously telling lies about his critics on Wikipedia. Well, I did bang on, I admit – mainly because I knew in my bones that his newspaper would let him off the hook. And so it turned out. This week Hari issued an artfully qualified apology and departed on unpaid leave. That’s outrageous. The good news, however, is that even his Left-wing allies think the Indy inquiry was a travesty: none of Hari’s victims was called to give evidence, for example. As a result, not only is Hari more damaged than before, but the inquiry chairman has acquired a richly deserved nickname: Andreas Whitewash Smith.

…

BBC’s Question Time on Thursday came from Londonderry. As you’d expect in such a religiously fractious community, there were voices raised against the Church of Rome. But times have changed. As far as I could work out, every one of them belonged to a Catholic, or what is known these days as a “recovering Catholic”.

The question was: did the panel agree with the former Bishop of Derry, Edward Daly, that “priests should have the freedom to marry”? The guests answered warily. (Curiously, the most theologically literate answer came from Diane Abbott.) It was the Catholic members of the audience who spelled out the implicit connection with sex abuse by Irish clergy. One mother said she didn’t feel comfortable allowing her child anywhere near a priest; she was applauded.

In other words, Ulster Catholics are now so ashamed of their priests that they are leaving the tribe. What a sad and unexpected way for ancient loyalties to melt away.
…

Obama's Uncle is Illegal Alien Arrested on DUI

Obama's Uncle a Proud U.S. Illegal Alien Since 1992

We at the American Secret Society of Illegals note with immense satisfaction that Onyango Obama, pictured above, who is from Kenya and is known as the president's Uncle Omar on his father's side, has been arrested for driving while intoxicated in Framingham, Mass.

(http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2011/08/31/obamas_uncle_called_a_fugitive_from_deportation_since_1992/)

We applaud Mr. Obama the elder for his initiative of journeying to the United States illegally all the way from Kenya, Africa, but we take note that he did so with the assistance of American Secret Society of Illegals. He contacted our Kenyan branch before beginning his trip and purchased the guide for African illegals and special documents and guides that would help him on his trip.

Plus, ASSI showed him how to apply successfully for welfare as soon as he got it. Please note that Mr. Obama had a legal Social Security card and legal driver's license. How to get them is all detailed in our fabulous guide, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants."

We are giddy to announce that a Kindle version for just $1.99 will soon be available on Amazon Kindle in just a few days, probably by first week of September. ONLY NON-AMERICANS ASPIRING TO BE BECOME ILLEGAL ALIENS MAY PURCHASE IT!!! Look out for this book and grab it soon.

Mr Obama the senior is paid-up dues paying number of ASSI, joining our beloved assistance organization on June 22, 1995.

He purchased six copies of the first edition of our assistance guide, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants, in 1996 and sent them to his relatives in Kenya, 23 of whom used it to get successfully to America. Remember that!!

Authorities make mumbled comments that Mr. Obama can be deported, but pay no attention to that. For only a DUI, c'mon!

Obama Administration Moves to "Admin" Amnesty

Amnesty is Coming!

Prepare for Next Great Wave of Illegals!!

Dear ASSI readers:

First, we always urge ASSI members to patronize our customers, such as the fabulous and totally trustworthy "document grouping center" which placed the advert at the top of this blog posting.

Secondly, good news! The Obama administration is proceeding to put in effect a de facto amnesty program in order to garner Hispanic support for the 2012 elections.

Money quote from the Arizona Central newspaper:

" The Obama administration’s recently announced administrative amnesty – a decision basically to stop taking enforcement action against non-criminal illegal immigrants – may severely undercut its legal challenge to SB 1070, Arizona’s heavily litigated anti-illegal immigration law."

SThis tremendous news not only undercuts the perfidious effects of Arizona's vile immigration law -- Can you believe it, that law treated illegals as does every other country in the world, instead of the great American model, no matter how an immigrant gets here, via visa that he outstays, across the Mexican desert or crossing from Canada, that's it. You can get a job, or better yet, U.S. government financial aid, ranging from a free house, welfare, food stamps and more -- but brings to Arizona the "administration amnesty" enjoyed by most other illegals across this great country.

The article goes on to say: "If immigration law violators cannot be processed in state court, the only option local police would have is to turn them over to the federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. However, the director of ICE, John Morton, has recently issued two memos which, in essence, order ICE personnel not to take any enforcement action against any illegal immigrants without a serious criminal record. ICE officials are to exercise favorable “prosecutorial discretion” in virtually all other cases."

"It’s hard to supplant what, in essence, doesn’t exist. And with respect to non-criminal illegal immigrants, the Obama administration’s policies mean that, as a practical matter, federal enforcement doesn’t exist, despite the laws Congress has put on the books."

bRemember now, since federal lawyers have mostly succeeded in preventing states from imposing voter photo I.D. laws for the 2012 election, we now urge all ASSI members to register as voters as many times as you can to get ready for the historic re-election of Obama.

Also, get all of your relatives and friends to register as well. Remember, this can be done even in the same voting stations. You can threaten with a lawsuit any election monitor that tries to say you voted earlier, or mulitiple times, that same day by screaming he, as a Natural Born, is too racist to tell one illegal from another, even if you're an English or Canadian illegal.

Obama will push through the largest illegal immigrant amnesty program in history after he is safely reelected, to ensure permanent Democratic majorities, and we'll sure deliver on that, right folks?

We'll also, of course, vow to stop helping future illegals from setting up in style once they get here.

Yes, we promise!!!!!

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Police Arrest 7 Illegal Student Activist-Release Them All

It Pays to Be An ASSI Member

ICE Doesn't Dare Move on 7 Protestors

Dear members of American Secret Society of Illegals,

We have often encouraged you to "get out there" among the leaders and "Natural Borns" to make your outrage known about the federal government's refusal to grant us blanket amnesty.

We told you that U.S. society is too crippled morality to go after any of us. Well, on July 14, seven students at University of Berkeley staged a protest to demand amnesty.

Silicon Valley Mercury News:

"A UC Berkeley student senator and six other illegal immigrant students arrested at a San Bernardino rally Tuesday were released from custody early Wednesday without triggering a hold from Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Friends were concerned the arrest of Cal political science student Ju Hong, 21, a graduate of Alameda High School, would trigger his deportation. Hong has lived in the East Bay since his family brought him here on a tourist visa from South Korea when he was 11.

Through the federal Secure Communities program, which has been implemented in all of California's counties, anyone arrested and booked in a county jail gets fingerprints sent to a federal database monitored by ICE agents."

See, fellow ASSI members: Nothing happened to these students at all . . . and nothing ever will.

As we point in an upcoming revision of the "The Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants," expected to released on Kindle in August, the United States is the only country in the world where illegals can flaunt authority and never get deported.

We're not talking about cases where an illegal is arrested, ICE discovers the suspect is illegal, but waves him away. No, we have growing numbers of young illegals who are "coming out" of the closet and announcing their illegal status.

The clever idea that these students have taken, and we wish ASSI would have thought of it first, is that they are simply innocent victims as their parents or other adult relatives took them to the United States at an early age, and therefore they shouldn't have to pay the price of being illegal.

Brilliant! It plays up to the moral ambiguity of the American psyche, especially exposing the jelly-like spine of the liberal.

Pray for an Obama re-election victory! If he does win again, we are going to mount a tremendous national campaign, financed in large part by Democrats, to demand amnesty for all illegals currently in the United States.

Just as our leaders did back in the 1986 national amnesty of President Reagan, we leaders from countries will solemnly promise to halt support for any future illegals and send word back home that no others will be able to slip invisibly in the sea of illegal and legal immigrants.

Of course, we'll break that vow immediately!!

Remember, it is not too early to start signing up to vote right now for the 2012 election, and by that, we means in as many polling places as possible, or as many times within on polling station.

Democrats have generally succeeded in halting the spread of states that require voter I.D. in order to cast ballots, so that it is important that you register as often as possible, especially in these months far before the election where monitoring is practically non-existent.

Thank you,

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, executive director

American Secret Society of Illegals

ICE agents interviewed the students, but did not file detainers against them, ICE spokeswoman Virginia Kice said in an emailed statement.

Correction

On June 25, this blog posted that Slate's John Dickerson commented in support of Mr. Vargas, a Filipino who grew up in the States without documentation, became a successful reporter without papers, and then decided to make this public. Mr. Dickerson did not make any published comments on Mr. Vargas, and ASSI regrets the mistake.

F. JJ. K.

Indian Illegals Surge Through Mexican Route

AP: U.S. Border Patrol sector chief Rosendo Hinojosa is interviewed at the patrol station, Tuesday, June 7, 2011 in Edinburg, Texas. Between October 2009 and March 2011, U.S. Border Patrol detained at least 2,600 illegal immigrants from India, a dramatic spike considering apprehensions of Indian border-jumpers had historically hovered between 150 and 300 per year. (AP Photo/Eric Gay)

ASSI Plan to Enlarge Illegal Pipeline with Non-Hispanics Via Mexico Succeeds with Surge from India

Great Victory for Our Outreach Program,

U.S. Media Reports

We at the American Secret Society of Illegals are a humble group, as all readers of our blog know, not comfortable with trumpheting our many successes.

We claim credit for assisting or guiding only about 97% of the illegals who enter the United States annually, via our guidebook available on Amazon only to non-Americana, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants, or from our wide array of reasonably priced downloadable guides, webinars and Youtube instructional videos.

We were nonetheless heartened this week to find media confirmation that one of our newest outreach programs to take available of greater room on the Mexican infiltration groups, because of downturn in Hispanic illegal traffic, has quickly paid off.

BY WILL WEISSERT AND CHRISTOPHER SHERMAN, ASSOCIATED PRESS July 17, 2011

"More immiGRANTS FROM INDIAN CROSSING MEXICAN BORDER"

"Police wearing berets and bulletproof vests broke down the door of a Guatemala City apartment in February hunting for illegal drugs. Instead, they found a different kind of illicit shipment: 27 immigrants from India packed into two locked rooms.

The Indians, whose hiding space was furnished only with soiled mattresses, claimed to be on vacation. But authorities quickly concluded they were waiting to be smuggled into the United States via an 11,000-mile pipeline of human cargo -- the same network that has transported thousands of illegal immigrants from India, through Central America and Mexico and over the sandy banks of the Rio Grande during the past two years.

Indians have arrived in droves even as the overall number of illegal immigrants entering the U.S. has dropped dramatically, in large part because of the sluggish American economy. And with fewer Mexicans and Central Americans crossing the border, smugglers are eager for more "high-value cargo" like Indians, some of whom are willing to pay more than $20,000 for the journey."

Wonderful, Wonderful!!!

You can read the entire story on Salon.com.

ASSI, at great response from a successful fundraising efforts among our loyal members eager to assist us in expanding illegal growth in the U.S., opened a special office in India in 2010 to make Indians aware that, despite the great distances involved, they too could enter the U.S. without visas from the relatively porous Mexican border route.

Though many Indians immigrants have legally entered the United States over the past 20 years, we were concerned that they composed such a small minority of illegals, given as they are the second largest country in the world, population wise.

Distance itself was not a barrier. China has long vied with Mexico as the top source of illegals flooding into the U.S. to help with our ultimate goal of overwhelming the "Natural Borns" with illegals worldwide, put the country back on a more stable course, and send the "Natural Borns" back where they came from, as they make terrible servants.

We emphasized two main attractions for potential Indian illegals - educating them that as soon as they arrived on U.S. shores, the would officially enjoy "minority" status, which would open up to them a vast array of social and financial programs that Natural Borns have to pay for.

Of course, the original programs to help minorities were directed at only two groups: African Americans, whose ancestors were dragged in chains to America into slavery, and then discriminated for an additional 100 years with Jim Crow laws, and so called Native Americans (the correct sociological/scientific term for this group is "Injuns"), who were systematically eliminated from their ancient sway over all of North America.

Natural Borns, after too long a time, reached a consensus that they had to redress historical wrongs with many programs directed these two groups, the original "minorities."

Liberal reform of the immigration process by our dearest friend the late Ted Kennedy opened Ameria's doors to large numbers of legal immigrants from Latin America, Asia, African and the Middle East. Kennedy promised the nation that his reforms would not change the basic racial and ethnic makeup of the United States, but he knew precisely what he was doing.

This legals gave the much greater illegals who quickly followed a safe sea to swim in, get legal status illegally (political asylum anyone?), then bring in dozens of relatives.

All of these immigrants, legal and illegal, quickly claimed the same minority benefits that blacks and Native Americans deserved for 400 to 500 hundred years of pretty wretched treatment.

Confused American do-gooders had no idea how to react when dozens of other minorities quickly claimed those rights, though their ancestors never suffered here.

We also told the Indians of India that they might, wink wink, simply write in "Indian" as their racial identification, and ill-educated U.S. bureaucrats would by default offer them Native American benefits, quite a nice little package.

ASSI is already working to point out the advantages of illegal immigration to many other countries, using the Mexican Route, in our campaign:

"Enjoy Some Fun and Enter the U.S. the Easy Way!"

By Juan Muhammed Kim

Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegals

welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com

1601 Pennsylvania Av. NW # 501

Washington DC 2001

Lefty NYTimes/HuffPost 'comes" as illegal alien

Vibrant Illegal Writer Thumbs His Nose at Anti-IllegaL Yawling Dogs

Deadstream Media Hails Him with Huzzahs!!!

Every liberal do-goody media member helped make the case this week of the American Secret Society of Illegals (ASS), that we won't have to stay "secret" very many years longer.

Filipino illegal José Antonio Vargas , ASSI member No. 274,619, and a former Washington Post reporter who shared a Pulitzer prize with other equally goofy libs, and now a Huffington Post Hack, Grade 3, "came out" this week that he was an illegal immigrant.

"Up Yours!" Says Illegal Alien VargasClaiming that Since He's Been a While, He Merits Legal Residency!

Our Views, EXACTLY

We note with humble pride that John Dickerson, one of the top editor/lib hack reporters at Slate online, off-kilter magazine, in posting his gleeful at Vargas's disclosure that he's a multi-felony offender, beat his concave chest to proclaim that he was an "open border" advocate.

Dumb Americans just never comprehend that this seed of "open borders," which we implanted early in the 1990s, has grown to full bloom in the soil that we bred it for, the manure-fertilized barren soil of academia and media land. The plants that bloom such addled flowers as John Dickinson have no comprehension that the countries that send us the most illegals have brutally strict immigration policies of their own, which incarcerates such individuals as Vargas for multi-year prison terms. But Mr. Dickinson can't see beyond his nose to comprehend that an "open border" policy would overwhelm American and the American descendants who built this country for themselves and their own.

Vargas had opportunities to come clean and return to his homeland. If he had done so, he would be now be eligible to get legal residency. But why bother.

Not exactly a friendly recount of Vargas's crimes, but think, it just shows all the better, rather than the fawning liberal stories we could've linked to, how impotent the anti-illegal Nazis are: See "National Review."

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/270404/vargas-sob-story-michelle-malkin

All of you scardy-cat illegals, just browse your newsfeed in coming weeks. You'll never find a story of ICE agents coming to get Jose Vargas and usher him back to his home country, which is the only place that he has legal residency.

Juan Muhammed Kim

President

ASSI

1601 Pennsylvania Ave.

Washington DC 20002

Email: welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com

No Reason to Sweat Growing Anti-Illegal Hysteria

Stay Calm Please, in Response

to Growing US Anger at Illegals

By Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals

In response to a burgeoning wave of concern among ASSI members about the Arizona law against illegal immigrants and overwhelming support for it among native Americans, I have decided to respond to assure everyone that President Obama is handling the situation sensationally and we have reason to fear that this bitter hostility against us among citizens will have any long term consequences.

Here is the genius of the president’s broad strategy. He kicked it off two weeks ago by making a major speech calling for so-called broad-based immigration reform. This is a code term for amnesty to one and all, my dear fellow illegals. Our friends in the mainstream media put those numbers at 11 million to try and calm fears among the populace but we know the total is closer to 30 million. More importantly, they cheer on Obama with their falsified coverage that amnesty, with “full control of the border to come later” is the only humane wave we solve this dilemma.

“No one is actually thinking about sending the illegals already here home,” is the same basic cry that even conservative politicians make.

This is a nation that put a man on the moon and fought two wars simultaneously against the greatest military powers in history, but they figure they can just goose-step back to our native lands. Ya just gotta love Americans for their naïve stupidity. OF COURSE THEY COULD EXPEL US IF THEY WANTED TO.

GROWING PROTESTS LIKE THIS ONE SCARE AMERICANS INTO NOT DEPORTING US!

Even conservatives bleat that native Americans would never “stand” for the sight of hundreds of thousands of illegals, mostly Hispanics, being forced back over the border.

Just be glad American’s political class feels that, and I know deep in my bones Americans as a whole would applaud that spectacle.
The president knows that amnesty is the overriding goal of nearly every Hispanic voter in the United States because all of them have at least one illegal relative already in the country and dozens more on the way.

Hispanic voters focus on this issue like a laser beam, to quote another president disposed towards we illegals, Bill Clinton. They have all become energized by the Arizona law, especially the thought that more illegals can’t shay-say across the border any time they want.
The true fact is that even Hispanics born in the U.S. feel born bonds towards their Latin American nations than they do towards the USA, as they should, as current and former ASSI members, also composed of illegal Asians, Africans, Middle Easterners and even few wayward Brits, Irishmen and Aussies.

They support ASSI’s goal of shredding the U.S. border forever and devouring America with a swarm of tens of millions of more illegals, and, tee-hee, foolish citizens still don’t see this.
The number of Hispanic voters is growing by leaps and bounds and hundreds of thousands of illegals find a pathway to citizenship every four years. The latest estimate is that 30% more Hispanic voters were eligible to vote in 2008 than in 2004, and with nearly 70% voting Democrat, accounting for much of Obama’s victory.

Obama can count on gaining 97% of the African-American vote in 2012 no matter what he does or how far down the pathway to financial and economic chaos he drags the country.
Independent, mostly white voters are deserting the president in droves, however. He split them 50-50 with John McCain in 2008. How does Obama make up the difference of a drop in independents? Easy, by churning up Hispanic voters, and if possible, getting amnesty by 2012 for tens of millions of illegals, mostly Hispanic but 95% of whom will vote for Obama out of gratitude, assuring his reelection.

The fact is that economic matters influence white voters more than anything else. They’re angry over the way we illegals dance our way into the U.S. and grab all the benefits for minorities that they must pay for, but by the time that election day rolls around, that anger will fade compared to concern over their growing economic weakness.

President Obama has plans to announce a multitude of initiatives to boost the economy and blame the Republicans for halting their passage, even though Democrats still control both houses of Congress. He plans to confuse enough independents to reach towards that 50% mark he hit in 2008.

He knows he can’t reach it, but Hispanics should make up the difference.

Hispanics won’t forget that it was Republicans who pushed through the Arizona law, but it will be only a hazy memory to whites. These whites, after all, forgot soon enough that it was Sen. Kennedy who ram-rodded through the immigration reform in the 1970s that opened the floodgates to legal immigration from Asia, Latin America and Africa, thereby lifting the gates to all of we illegals.

Both white and black voters don’t even remember the promises that Kennedy, made that his bill would NEVER, NEVER change the racial composition of America that was about 85% white, 10% black and 5% Hispanic, native American and others.

Now we Hispanics make up the major minority population, leaving the blacks scratching their heads. Whites also look around, see they will soon be a minority themselves, and can’t figure out how it happened.

Do, don’t sweat the anti-illegal hysteria, folks. It’s already too late.