Obama's Uncle is Illegal Alien Arrested on DUI

Obama's Uncle a Proud U.S. Illegal Alien Since 1992

We at the American Secret Society of Illegals note with immense satisfaction that Onyango Obama, pictured above, who is from Kenya and is known as the president's Uncle Omar on his father's side, has been arrested for driving while intoxicated in Framingham, Mass.

(http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2011/08/31/obamas_uncle_called_a_fugitive_from_deportation_since_1992/)

We applaud Mr. Obama the elder for his initiative of journeying to the United States illegally all the way from Kenya, Africa, but we take note that he did so with the assistance of American Secret Society of Illegals. He contacted our Kenyan branch before beginning his trip and purchased the guide for African illegals and special documents and guides that would help him on his trip.

Plus, ASSI showed him how to apply successfully for welfare as soon as he got it. Please note that Mr. Obama had a legal Social Security card and legal driver's license. How to get them is all detailed in our fabulous guide, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants."

We are giddy to announce that a Kindle version for just $1.99 will soon be available on Amazon Kindle in just a few days, probably by first week of September. ONLY NON-AMERICANS ASPIRING TO BE BECOME ILLEGAL ALIENS MAY PURCHASE IT!!! Look out for this book and grab it soon.

Mr Obama the senior is paid-up dues paying number of ASSI, joining our beloved assistance organization on June 22, 1995.

He purchased six copies of the first edition of our assistance guide, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants, in 1996 and sent them to his relatives in Kenya, 23 of whom used it to get successfully to America. Remember that!!

Authorities make mumbled comments that Mr. Obama can be deported, but pay no attention to that. For only a DUI, c'mon!

The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants

The Official Secret Handook for Illegal Immigrants

Available at a Steal Price for a Limited Time!

C'mon, you stole your way into the United States. Steal this book at the cheap Amazon price for a limited time only.

We usually sell this book from $200 to $500 to prospective illegals in Latin America, Europe, Asia, Africa and the Caribbean. 

Special limited time price on Amazon.com of only $14.95.

More than 200 pages of advice and illustrations and helpful advertisers from such companies as "Documents R Us."

NOTE: It is forbidden for Americans to buy this book!!!!!!!!!!!

The American Secret Society of Illegals is working with the new Obama administration and the Democratic Congress to impose severe penalties on Americans who buy this book.

It is for ILLEGALS only!

Here is an excerpt of advice from this valuable manual:
CHAPTER ONE

Before You Go


The Illegal: How much money should I take?

Our Advice Line: Nothing! None needed! The American people will provide for you. What a country!

Now, you may have become discouraged from those news reports which state that illegals from far away lands such as China have to pay smuggler fees ranging up to $40,000 in order to be escorted to the Promised Land. You say that your family could manage to borrow that amount but that would stretch their resources to the limit, leaving nothing for you to take along to get you started. You wonder how you could survive during your first year in America. No need to worry, friend. If so, we would have provided a checklist here of how to get the necessities during your first months in America. BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARY!

Once you get into the United States, various government agencies will insist upon showering you with money, food stamps and a home, even finding a place for you to stay, until you have acclimatized yourself to your new surroundings. Therefore, we will restrict our advice here to insisting that you learn one key phase before you go (in the financial area. There is another key phrase discussed below.) That phrase is:

“Where is the welfare office, please?

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Buy many now at this incredibly low price and send them to your relatives who want to come over for the easy life and take advantage of the coming Obama amnesty for ALL illegals, to create millions of new Democrat votes!/div>

Yes, dear Muslims, it is difficult living with the flagrant ways of Western women, but with Obama with the White House talking of collective responsibility, can our Sharia law of strict Muslim rule be far behind?

Bill O'Reilly - Why doesn't he worry about Irish Illegals

Bill O'Reilly - Hypocrite!


By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegal Immigrants
O'Reilly has gone beserk again over an illegal who allegedly killed a legal American and his two adult sons in the sanctuary city of San Francisco.



You notice that all the illegals that he attacks for committing crimes in America are Hispanics. Racist!


What about the young Irish girl in the picture above? She is accused of licking a friend's ice cream cone without her permission. What a dasdardly crime!


Look at the group of illegal Irish in the picture above. Notice their sallow pale skin, a sure sign of a killer, their pale deadly eyes. These are the people that police and ICE should be hunting down. NOT HAPPY-GO-LUCKY HISPANIC RAPISTS AND MUSLIM TERRORIST WANNA-BES. They're just having some fun getting Americans scared. They don't mean any harm.


Lay off Asian, Hispanic and Muslim illegals, Bill, and go after the true threat to American safety, DRUNKEN IRISH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!!