More advice to illegals from Muhammed Ali Fashoon-Tysons

More Advice from former illegal jihadist

Muhammed Ali Fashoon spent 10 years in the Great Satan.

before returning to make Jihad and write our advice column.

Question: We thought we had a great victory when Tysons Food agreed to dump Labor Day and substitute Ramadan? Now, it is just a personal leave day, and only this year. What went wrong?

Muhammed's Answer: The Muslims brothers who attacked Labor Day had a great strategy and wonderul tactics. They convinced the infidel owners of Tyson's Food that Muslims made up 800 members of the 1,200 work force so that the demand to dump Labor Day for Ramadan seemed reasonable.
It was just another example of how corrupt, rotten and decadent are the Western-type Americans who still run this country. They can be steamrollered by guilt and subtle threats.
You are right, the Muslims did win a great victory in forcing Tyson's to abandon Labor Day permanently and substitute the ending of Ramadan. It is, of course, our plan for all of Western Europe and the U.S.A. (Canadians are so weak, they will quickly fall into line when we yelp at them).
Unfortunately, an infidel blogger made an actual examination of the workforce at the Tyson's plant and discovered that only 220 of its workers were Muslim.
Combined with the negative publicity in the infidel American media, Tyson's quickly backed down, brought back Labor Day this year, and yes, alas, allowed Ramadan celebrations this year only as a personal day.
Nonetheless, our Muslim brothers showed how easy it is to intimidate Americans by clever use of numbers.
Remember, it not a sin to lie to an infidel.
It is truly amazing to me how Americans cannot learn that about Muslims, but that is part of our strength, U.S. stupidity.
Therefore, we urge all Muslims illegally in the U.S. to go forth and start making demands NOW for a total subsitution of all U.S. holidays, ESPECIALLY CHRISTMAS, with Muslim ones.
Then, we can show we are magnanimous and accept on Muslim holiday, for now.
YOUR LESSON FOR THE WEEK: You should teach all of your children, even toddlers, how to tie on a suicide vest. Just in case. We don't want you to use them yet in America. Just, be ready.
We will coordinate with other illegals in the American Secrety Society of Illegals to make sure we don't hurt any of them, if and when ...

Bill O'Reilly - Why doesn't he worry about Irish Illegals

Bill O'Reilly - Hypocrite!


By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegal Immigrants
O'Reilly has gone beserk again over an illegal who allegedly killed a legal American and his two adult sons in the sanctuary city of San Francisco.



You notice that all the illegals that he attacks for committing crimes in America are Hispanics. Racist!


What about the young Irish girl in the picture above? She is accused of licking a friend's ice cream cone without her permission. What a dasdardly crime!


Look at the group of illegal Irish in the picture above. Notice their sallow pale skin, a sure sign of a killer, their pale deadly eyes. These are the people that police and ICE should be hunting down. NOT HAPPY-GO-LUCKY HISPANIC RAPISTS AND MUSLIM TERRORIST WANNA-BES. They're just having some fun getting Americans scared. They don't mean any harm.


Lay off Asian, Hispanic and Muslim illegals, Bill, and go after the true threat to American safety, DRUNKEN IRISH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!!