Saturday, August 23, 2008

Illegal Public Enemy No. 1! - Michelle Malkin

Public Enemy Number One!
Michelle Malkin
CERTIFIED BY THE 
AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS


How is it possible that this Filipino immigrant betrayed her own class!


Simply because she is legal, she has turned her back on illegals, not only from the Philippines, but from all countries around the world!



Not only has she turned her back on illegals, but she came to fame writing a book on the 'problems' of illegals and how they have taken advantage of their American hosts.


It is truly disheartening that she has abandoned us.



Michelle is a frequent guest on Fox News and she uses both the blog named after her and Hot Air to continue her fulminations against the supposed ravages that illegals have imposed on America.


She things Americans will treat her fairly simply because of her personal character and talent!



Look how awful Michelle looks in this picture!


She is simply wearing the clothes of our oppressors!





We have found the answer!


It is in the accompanying photograph!


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Ms. Malkin is a patriot!


By visiting American soldiers in a war zone, Ms. Malkin obviously shows that she has overwhelming love for the United States of America!


She loves the United States of America!


She crazily thinks Western Civilization, to which she has no blood lines, in the greatest civilization in human history!


We offer Ms. Malkin free mental health counseling.


No illegals, even from Western Europe, should even contemplate lauding this rotten, corrupted mindset over the civilizations that has created the sinkholes of Cairo, Bogota and Saigon!


PRAY FOR MS. MALKIN, BUT SHE IS OPENlY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE JUSTICE OF THE KORAN, TO THE JUSTICE METED OUT TO THEODORE VAN GOGH!




Thursday, August 21, 2008

Salute to Employers Who Hire Illegals

Memo from Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Direction
American Secret Society of Illegals

New Holidays for Employers of Illegal Immigrants

America is overdue to set aside a special day to honor those valiant moneygrubber capitalists who hire illegal immigrants to earn more money and give us a chance!

An example is the Dunder brothers, below, who fired legal Hispanic immigrants to hire Danish illegals, seen celebrating.






Celebrating Danish Illegals Gainfully Employed in U.S., below



Next come some dot.com millionaires who fired Hindus in India to hire Irish illegals.



Incredible, but the illegal Irish are actually smart!!!!




It is time to create a special holiday, perhaps to come in the dog days of August, where no national holiday now exists.

Hip, Hip, Hoo-RAY!!!!! for Employers of Illegal Immigrants

Friday, August 15, 2008

WooWee! We'll Be Majority in 30 Years!!!!

Oh, Glorious Days!
by Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director
The American Secret Society of Illegals
We have finally reached our Nirvana, dear fellow illegals. As the New York Times story says, Euro-Americans will become a minority by the 2040s.

Blacks who are Americans from slaves will have been overwhelmed by Africans who came here mostly illegally and grabbed the redress grievances right out of the hands of the descendants of slaves.

Native Americans will have all but disappeared into the greater mass of non-whites and will also lose all their special rights. We, the new majority of non-Europeans, aren't descendants of the white settlers who brought over diseases that were the main culprit in killing 95% of Indians so we have no guilt.

Eskimos, well, maybe we'll let them live in their igloos.

EVERYBODY CELEBRATE!!!!!!!


Here is the link to the NY Times story and here are the first few paragraphs:




http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/14/washington/14census.html?ex=1219377600&en=a59e68571fdc2ab6&ei=5070&emc=eta1

In a Generation, Minorities May Be the U.S. Majority

New York Times
By SAM ROBERTS
Published: August 13, 2008

Ethnic and racial minorities will comprise a majority of the nation’s population in a little more than a generation, according to new Census Bureau projections, a transformation that is occurring faster than anticipated just a few years ago.

The census calculates that by 2042, Americans who identify themselves as Hispanic, black, Asian, American Indian, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander will together outnumber non-Hispanic whites. Four years ago, officials had projected the shift would come in 2050.

The main reason for the accelerating change is significantly higher birthrates among immigrants. Another factor is the influx of foreigners, rising from about 1.3 million annually today to more than 2 million a year by midcentury, according to projections based on current immigration policies.

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

How did we reach this tremendous opportunity? We owe it all to Sen. Ted Kennedy, who led the charge to reform immigration laws in the 1960s to halt favoritism towards European immigrants.


What we love is that Kennedy promised and promised and promised his fellow Americans that the new law would not altar the racial composition of American. Hah! Fools, all of them!


Kennedy just said it would allow people of other races in, but again, vowed that only small numbers would come, as opposed to practically zero, before.


Of course, millions of Latin Americans, Asians, Middle Easterners and Africans flooded in legally, opening the way for even greater numbers of illegals from the same countries.Here is link to Kennedy's vow:

http://www.u-s-history.com/pages/h2015.html

On immigration. The Hart-Celler Act of 1965, backed by Kennedy, drastically altered the way immigration was handled in America. According to Kennedy, "The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs." As the senior Democrat on the Senate Committee on Immigration, Kennedy continues to support high levels of idealism. Irrespective of one's opinion about immigration, even a quick overview of U.S. immigration history reveals stark differences between pre-1965 and post-1965 immigration patterns. Quota revisions in favor of Asians in the latter 1960s, and the concurrent rise in cultural diversity, are the undeniable outcomes of those differences.

Ted Kennedy, We Salute You for Lying to Force the Makeover of America in Our Image!

Here is the model for the statue that we will raise to Kennedy. It also fits in with our image of the long-time Americans we soon will be shipping out to Antarctica and Greenland.




It is a shame that we have to wait so long before we can begin kicking the Americans out.


We can begin planning now, however.


The American Secret Society of Illegals has been reaching out legal immigrant groups such as CAIR, who "fights" for Islamic rights in America but is of course interested in bullying Americans to accept Islamic practices into their society, and LA RAZA, the Hispanic organization that supports the return of the entire southwest to Mexico ... Although, since they are already a majority in southern California and are expanding rapidly in all directions, they may be able to do by pleblicite.


What we are planning to do is to unite and immediately denounce as racist any old-time American lament for the lost dominance of native born European and African descendants.


Our allies in the main stream media to help us to shame anyone who dares raise a peep.

In the meantime, we can come out into the open and whoop for joy over our victory!



Monday, August 11, 2008

More advice to illegals from Muhammed Ali Fashoon-Tysons



More Advice from former illegal jihadist


Muhammed Ali Fashoon spent 10 years in the Great Satan.

before returning to make Jihad and write our advice column.



Question: We thought we had a great victory when Tysons Food agreed to dump Labor Day and substitute Ramadan? Now, it is just a personal leave day, and only this year. What went wrong?

Muhammed's Answer: The Muslims brothers who attacked Labor Day had a great strategy and wonderul tactics. They convinced the infidel owners of Tyson's Food that Muslims made up 800 members of the 1,200 work force so that the demand to dump Labor Day for Ramadan seemed reasonable.
It was just another example of how corrupt, rotten and decadent are the Western-type Americans who still run this country. They can be steamrollered by guilt and subtle threats.
You are right, the Muslims did win a great victory in forcing Tyson's to abandon Labor Day permanently and substitute the ending of Ramadan. It is, of course, our plan for all of Western Europe and the U.S.A. (Canadians are so weak, they will quickly fall into line when we yelp at them).
Unfortunately, an infidel blogger made an actual examination of the workforce at the Tyson's plant and discovered that only 220 of its workers were Muslim.
Combined with the negative publicity in the infidel American media, Tyson's quickly backed down, brought back Labor Day this year, and yes, alas, allowed Ramadan celebrations this year only as a personal day.
Nonetheless, our Muslim brothers showed how easy it is to intimidate Americans by clever use of numbers.
Remember, it not a sin to lie to an infidel.
It is truly amazing to me how Americans cannot learn that about Muslims, but that is part of our strength, U.S. stupidity.
Therefore, we urge all Muslims illegally in the U.S. to go forth and start making demands NOW for a total subsitution of all U.S. holidays, ESPECIALLY CHRISTMAS, with Muslim ones.
Then, we can show we are magnanimous and accept on Muslim holiday, for now.
YOUR LESSON FOR THE WEEK: You should teach all of your children, even toddlers, how to tie on a suicide vest. Just in case. We don't want you to use them yet in America. Just, be ready.
We will coordinate with other illegals in the American Secrety Society of Illegals to make sure we don't hurt any of them, if and when ...

Friday, August 8, 2008











Comment from Fawsi Muhammed Ali,
Illegal in U.S. for eight years.

Pictures: Various illegal groups in the U.S. celebrating censorship of a book that profanes the Prophet:

FIRST THE STORY, THEN COMMENTARY BELOW

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Publisher Random House has pulled a novel about the Prophet Mohammed's child bride, fearing it could "incite acts of violence."

"The Jewel of Medina," a debut novel by journalist Sherry Jones, 46, was due to be published on August 12 by Random House, a unit of Bertelsmann AG, and an eight-city publicity tour had been scheduled, Jones told Reuters on Thursday.

The novel traces the life of A'isha from her engagement to Mohammed, when she was six, until the prophet's death. Jones said that she was shocked to learn in May, that publication would be postponed indefinitely.

"I have deliberately and consciously written respectfully about Islam and Mohammed ... I envisioned that my book would be a bridge-builder," said Jones.

Random House deputy publisher Thomas Perry said in a statement the company received "cautionary advice not only that the publication of this book might be offensive to some in the Muslim community, but also that it could incite acts of violence by a small, radical segment."

"In this instance we decided, after much deliberation, to postpone publication for the safety of the author, employees of Random House, booksellers and anyone else who would be involved in distribution and sale of the novel," Perry said.

Jones, who has just completed a sequel to the novel examining her heroine's later life, is free to sell her book to other publishers, Perry said.

The decision has sparked controversy on Internet blogs and in academic circles। Some compared the controversy to previous cases where portrayals of Islam were met with violence.

Fawsi Muhammed Ali comments: As I have lived in this Christian cesspool of infidels since arriving here illegally, I must keep a careful watch over my stomach so that I don't erupt in vomiting when I look around me.

How could Random House even consider publishing this blasphemy against Mohammed, may his soul bless and keep us.

I view this victory as another in the long line of easy conquests over soft and decadent Americans. You just have to snarl into their faces and they cringe in fear like women.

I would truly live this place of corruption and sinfulness if they would only transfer my welfare checks to a Bin Laden camp in Pakistan, but for some reason, they refuse to do this.

I will continue studying the Koran and taking weekend lessons in ambushes and bomb making to prepare me for the day we rise up and take over the United States.

We will give fair treatment to members of the American Secret Society of Illegals, so that I encourage all undocuments to sign up.

I would darely love to martyr myself as so many of my Muslim brothers and sisters have done in Iraq and Afghanistan, but unfortunately, I have become a fan of the New York Giants football team and have to stick around and see whether they can repeat as Superbowl champs.

Otherwise, my brothers, I would be there right beside you putting on a suicide vest। But you guys, keep going and blow yourself up for Islam! I envy you your 72 Virgins. I will be joining you one day!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Now available on Amazon-New Edition, Secret Handbook








Now on Sale!
2008 Edition
The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants
By Juan Muhammed Kim
and F. Jessie James Kiel


Officially sponsored by The American Secret Society of Illegals


Just $14.95 and FREE SHIPPING through Aug. 6


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with 40 pages of illustrations.


Get your copy now!!!


Remember, only illegal aliens are allowed to buy this guidebook.


NO AMERICANS!!!!


DIRECT LINK TO PAGE:


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Saturday, August 2, 2008

NOT ALL ILLEGALS ARE HISPANICS OR MUSLIMS!



New Columnist Today - Above, center
Helpful Jose
Successful Illegal since 1997

Helpful Jose: One of the most damaging stereotypes against we illegals is that all of us are Hispanics, Arabs or Nigerians.

This profile hurts our efforts to win amnesty so that we can start bringing in new waves of illegals.

Below we present the Washington Post's sad story, published Aug. 2, 2008, of a woman born in England who came to the United States as a child. Yes, she gained legal residence, but was convicted of shoplifting an object worth about $15 some 10 years ago.

While returning from an overseas trip, she was arrested and is now fighting deportation over that insignificant crime. She is now officially an illegal and we call upon her to join the American Secret Society of Illegals.

Many Brits are living here illegally, which is much easier for them than the "others."






Old Crimes Return to Haunt Legal Immigrants
Number Deported for Minor Records Rising, Lawyers and Activists Say
By Karin Brulliard
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, August 2, 2008; Page B01

It was a very stupid thing to do, Kathryn Ingleson says now. She was a teenage cashier, and she used customers' credit card numbers to buy $339.07 worth of items, including a fake Christmas tree. She pleaded guilty, got probation and pretty much forgot about it.
THIS STORY
0. Old Crimes Return to Haunt Legal Immigrants
0. The Battle Over Immigration
Until, that is, she took a trip abroad six years later and federal authorities decided the crimes made her deportable. Now the British citizen, who has lived in Newport News as a lawful permanent resident since she was 7, has been ordered to leave the United States this month.
"It's just like a nightmare, really," said Ingleson, 31, who has worked at a packaging company for a decade and has two children, both U.S. citizens.
Lawyers and activists said Ingleson is one of a rising number of legal immigrants with relatively old and minor criminal records to be snagged in the federal government's stepped-up efforts to deport those whom authorities refer to as "criminal aliens." Unlike illegal immigrants captured in raids or while crossing the border, lawyers said, these legal immigrants are often people who believed they had paid their dues, only to be flagged while presenting green cards at customs checkpoints or applying for visa renewals or citizenship.
"The perception among the American public and even among lawmakers is that the people who are being deported are maniacal, homicidal and rapist criminals," said Alison Parker, deputy director of the U.S. program of Human Rights Watch, which published a report last year on deportations of legal immigrants. "In many cases, they're green card holders. They're the family down the street."


A 1996 federal immigration law facilitated such deportations by greatly expanding the categories of crimes that are deportable offenses, including some misdemeanors. The law also removed most legal immigrants' rights to fight expulsion by presenting evidence of community ties or hardship to U.S. citizen relatives, and it was retroactive, so that even those convicted before the law took effect in 1997 can be deported.
A total of 272,389 people were deported in 2006, and 95,752 were deported on criminal grounds, federal statistics show. More than 68 percent of the convictions that triggered deportation were for nonviolent crimes, according to the statistics. The government does not publish figures indicating how many of those deported are lawful permanent residents.
Among the legal immigrants whose past crimes have come back to haunt them is a 62-year-old Salvadoran man who lived in Northern Virginia since the 1980s. After applying to renew his green card, he was detained last year for deportation because of two misdemeanor theft convictions in 2002 and 2003 -- one each for shoplifting a bottle of wine and packet of razors, said Jayesh Rathod, a law professor at American University, where students have taken on the man's case.
In early June, a Baltimore steamfitter was flagged for deportation while going through customs in Atlanta after a trip to his native country, Trinidad. The man, a permanent U.S. resident for 28 years, said he had never had trouble entering after previous travels abroad, but this time, records show, authorities' interest was piqued by a 1994 theft conviction. According to his attorney, Cynthia Rosenberg, the man had stolen the pen he used to sign a check at a Baltimore grocery store.
"I'm so tired and disgusted with this. Two-thirds of my life is here," said the man, 59, who has two U.S. citizen children, one of whom is 16. He spoke on condition of anonymity because he feared angering the immigration judge who will hear his case. "And they want to deport me for a 30-cent pen."
Immigration officials do not deny that they want to deport immigrants with criminal records, legal or illegal, so long as the law allows it.
"What somebody might judge to be minor, somebody else might judge as a threat to the community," said Pat Reilly, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Regarding some permanent residents' deep roots in America, she said: "The time in place, you know, does not exonerate what you might have done to cause somebody else harm. . . . Lawful permanent residence is nevertheless a privilege granted to you by the United States, and if you abuse that privilege, you could lose it."
Ingleson said she would have considered that when she pleaded guilty had she had any clue what her immigration status was or that it might be jeopardized by a felony conviction. She was 19 and it never occurred to her, she said, and her public defender never mentioned it.
The Ingleson family -- Kathryn, her sisters and her parents -- came to the United States in the 1980s when her father's company transferred him. All still live in the Hampton Roads area. Kathryn has raised two children, Hakeem, 17, and Ali'yah, 9, bought a house and kept a clean record since the theft, court records show.
Returning from a 2003 visit to England, her first trip there since childhood, Ingleson was pulled aside by immigration authorities at Dulles International Airport. When she went to a follow-up appointment at a Norfolk immigration office a month later, she was arrested on the spot.
Although Ingleson provided her employer with a written confession to her crimes in late 1996, before the new immigration law took effect, she was not convicted until October 1997. That makes her ineligible to qualify for a waiver that previously allowed judges to use discretion in cases involving longtime permanent residents.