Monday, December 29, 2008

Russia Predicts Breakup of U.S. in 2010

Front Page, Wall Street Journal, Dec. 29, 2008

The WSJ runs a story about Prof. Igor Panarin, who says that he sees a "55%-45% right now that disintegration will occur.
"Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic decline and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June, 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces -- with Alaska reverting to Russian control."

The WSJ published a map of the six parts, with the West Coast coming under Chinese control, "the Texas Republic," which stretches as far east as Florida, becomes part of Mexico or falls under Mexican influence, and the NorthEast 'may join the European Union."

The American Secret Society of Illegal completely rejects this vision. Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq., executive director of ASSI, pictured here, explains why:

"First of all, it is ridiculous to think that China will grab all of the West coast when Hispanics already control 75% of southern California," Dr. Muhammed Kim says.
"Secondly, if the United States falls apart so soon, who will pay for the upkeep of illlegals? We cannot permit the collapse of the United States so soon and believe that this is only Russian propaganda, we hope, we hope, we hope."


Dr. Kim Muhammed said that before ASSI allows the disintegration of the United States, ASSI will have to have other Western States set up to provide the financial support that the USA has provided.



ASSI studies have shown the United Kingdom, weighed down by its own illegal and other immigration problem, will not be able to provide its expected share of support.

The main candidates are Canada, Australia and New Zealand but they lack the population and the gross domestic population to care for every illegal in the custom to which we have all become expected.

ASSI is studying whether a mandate of the United Nations may allow that world body to force oil rich, lightly populated states such as Saudi Arabia and Kuwait to turn over 90% of their revenue to ASSI and its subsidiaries in other nations of the world.

ASSi's legal team is also studying our options as to whether we can file a legal suit to call on the U.S. government to prevent its own collapse because of its adverse effect on ASSI members.

ASSI will discuss the possible collapse of the United States at its winter meeting at The Mirage hotel, Las Vegas, Feb. 24-27.
[NOTE] Places are filling up fast for this convention, but it's still possible to get the early registration discount if you act fast.
Special discount pricing at the Mirage is also available with the ASSI code: 062389666.

We also suggest that any ASSI members anxious about the collapse of the United States purchase a current copy at amazon.com of "The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants." It will provide counsel for entering and prospering in other Western countries if the U.S. does indeed collapse.

No Chump Change for Illegals




It is often thought that illegals have to settle for the worst paying jobs in American society when they first arrive.
That is not the case at all!
If they come as the fifth, sixth or seventh wave of illegals in this family as Mr. Kim Shuk, South Korea,  pictured here, did.



Mr. Shuk was able to get a loan from his illegal predecessors and set up a successful telecommunications company, hiring fellow Korean illegals for the IT portion and Hispanic illegals for the grunt work.


It it not that Mr. Shuk could not find qualified Hispanic engineers, he just wanted to keep the high paying jobs for 'cousins" of his own country.


Mr. Shuk was left making $2 million a year and the Hispanics were making about as much in this piciure.



LESSON - ALL ILLEGALS DON'T STICK TOGETHER. MR. SHUK WAS NOT A MEMBER OF ASSI.


JOINT THE AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS SO THAT WE CAN HELP YOU, NO MATTER IF YOU ARE HISPANIC, ASIAN OR AFRICAN!!!!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Head of Secret Illegal Society Answers Member Questions

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director of the American Secret Society of Illegals;
1601 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington DC 2001
Ain't he handsome?

Today, Dr. Muhammed Kim goes online to answer ASSI member questions.

Our first question is from Idi Muhammed al Sack, a proud illegal of 13 years from Syria.

Mr. Al Sack said that he was waiting in the check out line of a gourmet supermarket paying for $330 of groceries, including many pastries, with food stamps, when the 10-year daughter of an American citizen in the line behind him started crying when her mother told her they couldn’t afford a quarter of what Mr. Al Sack was buying, especially desserts. Mr. Al Sack felt very aggrieved and wonders if he can sue anybody.

The answer, Mr. Al Sack, is I hope you had enough foresight to get the name and address of the mother, because you can certainly sue her as well as the store.

The store is obviously guilty of failing to provide users of food stamps, especially illegal aliens, with a zone of comfort to buy your caviar, wild salmon, chocolate mousse and other necessities of life without being harassed by citizens, who should be thankful that they only have to pay taxes for your foodstamps and that we don’t kick them out of the country … yet.

That lawsuit should be good for a $2 million settlement.

The mother obviously is guilty of fomenting anti-foreigner feeling in her daughter by not educating her that it is the duty of Americans to pay for foodstamps for foreigners, especially illegals. You should be able to get her house and all of her cars, except for one, and that daughter’s college fund. Congratulations, Mr Al Sack. We illegals must be eternally vigilant for ways to sue Americans.

And don’t worry, wink, wink, civil courts are forbidden to ask about the residency status of anyone suing. Isn’t this a great country, or what?

Our second question comes from Halldor Guojohnsen, a native of Iceland living illegally in the United States for six years. Mr. Guohohnsen writes that when he came to the U.S., the Icelandic currency was vastly overvalued and he was able to live like a king here. Now, with the collapse of the Icelandic government and his currency, he wonders if he must get a job?

No, no, no, Mr. Guojohnsen. The U.S. government is liable for failing to see that the Icelandic economic boom was really a classic financial bubble that would burst one day. They should have been converting your currency to gold and putting it aside for you.

You must first apply immediately for welfare, citing the reason that with your Icelandic fair skin that only knows the Artic sun, it is dangerous for you to go out into the streets of America even to look for work, much less hold a job that even forcing you to commute, will shine more deadly sun rays on you in a month that you would get in your entire lifetime in Iceland.

Once you are on welfare, we can set you up with a lawyer who will assist you in suing the American government for their flagrant disregard of the reckless behavior of Icelandic banks. Thank you.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Shout Out to All Illegals - VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN!

Election Day is Coming!

Alert to All Illegals - You Must Go to the Polls!

Then, if you have followed our previous advice, all of you dear members of the American Secret Society of Illegals, you have all registered at least 10 times, and hopefully, 20. You have also encouraged all of your illegal friends and family members to do likewise.

The previous advice made this an easy process for you, and now you must get out there and ... music please ...............................

VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN!

You will be as happy as this gentleman, an honored member of ASSI.


Of course, you must all vote for Obama.


We know that John McCain will equally support amnesty for all illegals as long as we, 'wink, wink,' promise to let the government close the borders, and we halt our relatives from joining us.


But ASSI firmly believes that Barack Obama, combined with an overpowering majority in both Houses of Congress, will open the floodgates to illegals, grant more amnesties every year, and fast-track us all to citizenship, because they know that 99% of us will vote Democratic.


If anyone analyzes the vote of people who were citizens of the USA in 1965 and their descendants, they will have voted overwhelmingly Republican.


That was the year, of course, that the last overwhelmingly Democratic Congress, along with Dem Prez Lyndon Baines Johnson, passed the immigration reform law that actually discriminated against immigrants from Europe and open the frontiers to folks from Asia, Africa and Latin America, and allowed all of them, for the first time, to bring in their moms and pops, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts and even first and second cousins.

HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all know where post-1965 citizens go to vote, as this photo shows.




Our future is secure!



We want to emphasize the importance of all ASSI members calling their friends and family members between now and election day and getting them out to vote the minimum 10 days.



Vote early, so we can watch those fool Americans line up in two-hour queues on Election Day, so proud of casting their one miserable vote, so trusting that all of their fellow Americans and illegal neighbors would never think of voting more than once.


Of course, if we don't get our way, here is what we'll do to the Americans !




We will be posting information immediately after Barack's election is official on how we will start re-organizing the country once we become the majority, and what we will do with the remnants of the old Americans.


We have only to thank their own ignorance that none of them remember what Ben Franklin told a woman, when she asked him what the members of the Constitutional Assembly had given them, after they had completed writing the document but before the issued it to the states and the general republic.


"We've given you a republic, Ma'am ... if you can keep it!"


Well, it will have lasted 230 years or so ... That's long enough,


ASSI FOREVER!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Europe Caves to Muslim Immigration. America NEXT?

Here is a link from Slate magazine that details how various European countries are collapsing to Muslim immigration through lack of will:



http://www.slate.com/id/2201909/entry/2201911/



AMSTERDAM, Netherlands—When Dutch politician Geert Wilders announced in November 2007 that he was releasing a film about the Quran, the government girded itself for potential catastrophe. Wilders, who sports a bleached-blond bouffant hairdo, has likened the Quran to Mein Kampf and called for it to be banned. His film was sure to offend Muslim sensibilities—and the Dutch had already experienced, in a visceral way, what a provocative film about the Muslim faith can unleash.
Four years ago, a radical Dutch-Moroccan murdered filmmaker Theo van Gogh after he released a short documentary criticizing the treatment of women under Islam. Pinned to van Gogh's chest with a knife was a letter threatening the filmmaker's collaborator, Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Wilders received his own share of "you're next" warnings; both he and Ali have been under heavy police protection ever since.
Van Gogh's brutal killing prodded a fundamental change in the Netherlands' immigration laws. It came just two years after another convulsive event—the murder of populist politician Pim Fortuyn, who had advocated halting all immigration into the Netherlands. It was the first political assassination in Holland in more than 300 years, and it deeply shook Dutch society. Conservative parties were swept into power in the national election immediately after the killing of Fortuyn. The vicious attack on van Gogh bolstered the government's mandate to crack down—and former Minister for Immigration and Integration Rita Verdonk (popularly known as "Iron Rita") made the most of the opportunity.

Moroccan Immigrants Welcoming to Dutch to Took Them In




Declaring the days of "cozy tea drinking" with Muslim groups to be over, Verdonk ushered in a series of reforms that stanched immigration from Morocco and Turkey. Holland had imported workers from those countries in the 1960s and early '70s, and although the guest-worker program was discontinued in the mid-1970s, family reunification and, more recently, marriages between Dutch residents and people from their ancestral homelands sustained the migratory flow. Approximately 10 percent of Holland's 16.4 million inhabitants have non-Western roots, and about 1 million of these residents are Muslim.
Verdonk didn't explicitly slam the door on people from countries with large Muslim populations. But since March 2006, immigrants from the developing world—essentially, outside of Europe, the United States, Japan, South Korea, New Zealand, and Australia—have been required to sit for a Dutch-language test and a culture exam. The culture component includes a video featuring nudity and homosexuality. Presumably, most people watching the film keep their cool even if what they see offends their religious sensibilities. The language test, however, proved to be a real hurdle for many aspiring Dutch residents. Visa applications dropped by one-third, and about one-tenth of the people who sit for the exam flunk it. According to Dutch government statistics, immigration from Turkey and Morocco has declined by 60 percent since 2003.

Moroccan Immigrant
Those figures could soon creep back upward, however: This summer, a district court in the Netherlands held that men and women seeking to move to Holland to be reunited with family did not have to sit for the exam because the authorizing legislation did not explicitly mention it in the clause referring to family reunification. That means the target of Verdonk's initiative—the spouses of guest workers and their descendants—will no longer have to demonstrate minimum proficiency in Dutch in order to move to the Netherlands. Groups like Human Rights Watch lauded the decision. But even Dutch citizens who don't share Verdonk's politics can see the rationale. When Verdonk pointed out that there were some 600,000 people living in the Netherlands who didn't speak Dutch, no one needed to be told whom she was referring to. Senay Ozdemir, editor of a magazine for Muslim women, points out that the isolation many young brides from Turkey and Morocco experience makes it hard for them to adjust to Dutch society. "These women oftentimes have an idealized vision of what their lives will be like in Holland," she says. "They heard other stories about Europe and the Netherlands, that they would be free and live in a rich way." The reality of being cordoned off in immigrant neighborhoods and being largely dependent on their spouses can come as a shock—and, of course, makes the women particularly vulnerable to abuse.
One impact of Verdonk's reforms over the last two years has been to change the profile of immigrants to the Netherlands. The country is now a net exporter of people. Of the 117,000 people who settled in the country in 2007, the majority were either returning Dutch citizens or citizens of countries like Poland, Germany, and Bulgaria. As EU citizens, these men and women have an automatic right to live in Holland, although Bulgarians do not, as yet, have permission to work there.
Verdonk's approach didn't just change the profile of foreigners settling in the Netherlands—it also had an effect on immigrants who had been living in the country for decades. In particular, there are signs that the anti-immigrant tone behind the new laws polarized some citizens of foreign descent. At the Vrije University in Amsterdam, I met a number of students who wore head scarves even though their mothers did not. One woman who did not cover her head told me that her younger sister had elected to do so after anti-Muslim rhetoric reached a crescendo two years ago. Abdou Menebhi, chairman of Emcemo, a Moroccan interest group in Amsterdam, said it was common for second- and third-generation immigrants to embrace an Islamic identity in a way their parents hadn't. "They are experiencing a crisis of identity," he said. "And they are more willing than their parents to react to the prejudice they feel."
Their parents found a society governed by a more laissez faire ethos. For most of the last half-century, there was a taboo on criticizing people of a different ethic origin. That had a lot to do with a guilty national conscience: About three-quarters of Holland's Jews died in the Holocaust, one of the highest percentages in Western Europe. That painful reckoning was one reason the Dutch instituted liberal laws not only regarding rights for women and gays but also in accepting foreigners.
The statute of limitations on World War II guilt appears to have run out after the murders of Fortuyn and van Gogh. Still, the Dutch didn't embrace some of Verdonk's more extreme ideas, like banning the speaking of foreign languages on the street. Verdonk was forced to give up her Cabinet post in February 2007 when her party fared poorly in national elections and the fraught rhetoric around immigration died down in the aftermath. Wilders' video was not as provocative as he'd led people to believe. The grand mufti of Syria had warned of "war and bloodshed" if the Quran were defaced on-screen. Wilders avoided doing so explicitly. There were no significant disturbances on the streets of the Netherlands to protest his work. For the time being, at least, the Dutch appear to have achieved an uneasy truce over immigration.
Nonetheless, the legacy of the Netherlands' guest-worker program has made for a riven society. Across Europe—and the United States—immigrants often live in self-contained worlds. But here their isolation is particularly jarring.
The Jan Galenstraat neighborhood is just 20 minutes away from the center of Amsterdam, but it feels very far from the tony restaurants and gezellig homes most visitors associate with the nation's most-visited city. Drab brown high-rises stand behind tall gates. Few pedestrians walk the streets. What is most striking, however, are the gray satellite dishes that hang from virtually every balcony. This ubiquitous appendage has earned these neighborhoods the moniker "satellite cities." The dishes receive programming from Morocco and Turkey, allowing expatriates to feel they are still connected to their homelands even as they live a continent away.

VIENNA, Austria—In the fall of 2007, Arigona Zogaj became such a well-known figure in Austria that people referred to the 15-year-old by her first name. Her prominence wasn't due to a hit record or a modeling triumph—some of the more common reasons teenagers become famous. It was because she defied the Austrian government.
Instead of complying with a deportation order that would have sent the ethnic Albanian back to Kosovo, Arigona went into hiding. She subsequently appeared in a video that was broadcast on national television in which she threatened to commit suicide if she was forced out of the country she had called home for five years. The public rallied around the teenager, and eventually she was permitted to stay, albeit on a temporary basis: In December 2007, an Austrian court ruled that Arigona will have to leave the country when she finishes high school.
Arigona may have received outsized attention, but the hard-line approach the government brought to her case is not unusual. A little more than a year ago, I met a Chechen woman in Vienna whose 10-year-old son was forcibly removed from his elementary school by the police after the family's asylum application was denied.

As you might infer from those examples, Austria has some of the toughest immigration laws in Europe. The country's rules for entry are a Russian doll of quotas. The federal government caps the number of non-EU citizens who can move to Austria every year. (In 2006, the limit was 7,000 people—that figure included both skilled professionals and immigrants wishing to join family members already living in the country.) Then the nine provincial governments set limits on the number of foreigners who can live in their geographic regions.
Of course, because Austria is part of the European Union, most Western Europeans have the right to work and live there. However, residents of 12 countries that joined the European Union in 2004 and 2007—including Poland, the Czech Republic, Bulgaria, and Romania—have been barred from seeking employment in Austria. The Austrian and German governments were particularly insistent on the work curbs, and both countries announced they will maintain them for the maximum period allowed, until 2011.
The idea, of course, is to ensure that Eastern Europeans willing to work for lower wages will not flood the Austrian job market. There is also a law explicitly aimed at reserving jobs for Austrians: Foreign nationals (aside from most Western Europeans) cannot make up more than 9 percent of the country's work force. That figure is a little lower than the proportion of foreigners in the country's population: About 10 percent of Austria's 8.2 million residents are citizens of another country. The majority hail from the former Yugoslavia and Turkey. (Often they are former "guest workers" or their descendants; Austria recruited workers from those regions in the 1960s and '70s.)
Perhaps because it is so difficult to settle in Austria as an immigrant, the country has attracted a lot of asylum seekers. To be sure, many of the petitioners legitimately faced persecution in their home country because of their race, religion, nationality, social group, or political opinion (the criterion they have to meet in order qualify as asylees). But the fact that outsiders are pretty much barred from entering Austria unless they are highly skilled workers or are related to someone already in the country creates incentives to embellish. Right now, Austria has a backlog of more than 30,000 asylum applications. When their stories fail to convince, authorities are strict about sending people packing, as the Zogaj case illustrates.
The policies may look unduly strict, even callous. But the fact that the government is tough on outsiders helps maintain support for a very generous social safety net. Austrians have access to free medical care, virtually free secondary education, and four months' paid parental leave for each child. Those benefits are expensive, and, fairly or not, when recipients share an ethnic and cultural background, citizens are less likely to complain that their high taxes are bankrolling freeloaders.
Of course, sometimes countries open the door to immigrants in part to fund expensive public programs. An influx of foreigners can help even out the ratio of workers to retirees, which can reduce pressure to raise taxes or cut programs. But Austria hasn't been under so much pressure to allow in more potential taxpayers, in part because a lot of Austrians who would have collected benefits died during World War II.
That period of Austria's history—or, more precisely, how Austrians interpret it—affects the country's approach to outsiders in a less tangible way. From 1938 to 1945, the country was part of the Third Reich. Hitler received a hero's welcome when he marched triumphantly into Vienna, and many residents embraced his virulent anti-Semitism. Hitler was born in Austria, and compatriots from the land of his birth—such as Amon Göth (who was portrayed by Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List)—enthusiastically participated in the Holocaust. Nevertheless, in 1943, the Allies' so-called Moscow Declaration described Austria as "the first free country to fall victim to Hitlerite aggression." That wording was intended, in part, to assure Austrians they would be treated fairly after the war and to discourage them from holding out until the bitter end. Austrians seized on the "first victim" appellation after the war; successive governments avoided fully acknowledging the country's Nazi past or compensating Austria's Jewish victims.
In other countries, a sense of history has pushed governments to be more open to outsiders. For example, German politicians are, for the most part, careful to avoid publicly excoriating immigrants. Without Austria's collective amnesia, the aggressive pursuit of unsuccessful asylum seekers might engender a sense of déjà vu. A more forthright appraisal of the recent past might also have checked the rise of right-wing politician Jörg Haider, who died in a car crash this weekend. In Germany, far-right leaders have not gained much traction, no doubt in part because German voters know all too well where that ideology can lead. Haider's "Austria First!" slogan, in contrast, garnered enough support in the 1999 election to allow his party to join the ruling coalition government. Appalled EU member states slapped sanctions on Austria, which were lifted seven months later, in part because the rebuke was hardening pro-Haider sentiment. Elections held last month showed that Haider still found favor among many Austrian voters: The two far right parties captured 29 percent of the vote.
That outcome was chalked up in part to the parties' strong anti-foreigner platform, a position that is becoming a vote-winner across the continent. In April 2008, Silvio Berlusconi reclaimed the prime ministership of Italy in part by advocating a crackdown on foreigners, and last year, anti-immigrant politicians scored victories in Switzerland and Denmark. Britain's Conservative Party has also found that pushing for curbs on immigration scores high in opinion polls. Austria isn't a cutting-edge place—you can still find royalists in Vienna, for example. But when it comes to dealing with immigrants, the Austrian blueprint may not be an outlier in Europe for much longer.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

MUSLIMS DEMAND ISLAMIC HOLIDAYS IN NY SCHOOLS

Blogger: Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director
The American Secret Society of Illegals
1601 Pennsylvania Ave. NW #6B
Washington, DC 20001

Our plan to slowly take over the United States by a combination of legal and illegal immigrants is progressing at such a more rapid state than we even thought possible in our wildest dreams.

As always, our advances are made so easily, as a knife through an infidel's jugular, because the Americans have no sense of their own identify and have been pounded by 50 years of screeching by the mainstream media, Hollywood, the Democrat Party and the 'perfessers' in academia that they have been the richest and greatest country in the history of the world because they have been closet imperialists who plundered their way to the top, taking advantage of the brown people of the Third World.

Of course, the education system, composed by an overwhelming majority of female teachers in public grammar and high schools who have the twin agenda of destroying the macho confidence of boy pupils and making them feel ashamed to take risks, and inculcating all students that they are the beneficiaries of a corrupt imperialist system made rich on the backs of slaves and Third World workers, has been the other major factor in paralyzing Americans to resist our advance.

Thus, after waves of immigrants from all over the world, over the decades, it has only been the Muslims to have arrogance to demand that, initially, one school system recognize two Islamic holidays as officials days-off. As the New York Post reported:'




'ISLAM' BID ON SCHOOLS

By DAVID SEIFMAN
Posted: 4:29 am
September 27, 2008
The city should add two Muslim holidays to the school calendar to forcefully demonstrate that all religious groups are welcome here, advocates declared yesterday.
A City Hall hearing on making Eid Ul-Fitr and Eid Ul-Adha official school holidays drew a packed audience of more than 250 to City Hall, even though the resolution under discussion carried no legal weight.

ISLAMIC SCHOOL PROPOSED TO REPLACE TRADITIONAL U.S. BUILDING



"The reality is ever since 9/11, there has been discrimination and there has been bias, and there has regrettably been some people in New York who made our Muslim-American neighbors feel they are not welcome here," said City Councilman David Yassky (D-Brooklyn).
Councilman Robert Jackson (D-Manhattan), the chief sponsor of a resolution asking for action by the school system and the state Legislature, noted that 10 to 12 percent of the school population is Muslim.
"I am one of them," he added.
City officials don't support the measure, saying there are already provisions for students to take off for religious observances and, in any case, it's an issue that first has to be addressed by the state.

Dr. Muhammed Kim: We think these are perfectly legitimate demands and we feel that Americans will embrace the proposed holidays.

1. Commemorate 9/11 as the date of the greatest Muslim defeat of the West since the prophet Muhammed was alive.

2. Next Year in Jerusalem! - Celebrated on the first day of spring, for when Muslims destroy the Jewish state and cleanse the Middle East of all infidels once again.

Part of the Muslim demands are that the schools suspend all regular teaching for one week before each holiday to teach why these holidays are important for Muslims.




Here we have a picture of how we feel that all children should dress for the week before each holiday.

Then, we also feel that children of other religions than Muslim should be trained to undertake the most holy of Islamic acts, a martyrdom mission, as in this picture.



FUTURE MUSLIM HERO! 

FUTURE MUSLIM HERO!





As a public service, we offer a range of the comments that appeared in the NY Post about this story. You can see how clearly Americans love this ideas.



Skipper wrote:
All the years that I, and my children, and now grand-children, were in school,
other than Christmas, never was there a religious holiday, anyplace in this country. The jewish children were excused by notes from their parents. I deeply resent Muslims coming to live in this country and then attempting to take over our way of life and demanding things that no other group or religion is accorded. Not only that but this nation was founded on CHRISTAIN PRINCIPALS. In fact no other group or religion except Muslims have demanded such things. If they want to pray a thousand times a day , fine, but there is absolutely NO REASON why we should pay for and actually place areas with basins or whatever else they need to pray when it interfers with us monetarily and space wise. I am not an intolerant person, but in the case of Muslims, I am fast becoming so. If they want schools separate, let them buy the land and build it themselves, but they still have to pass the regulation that ALL schools are subjected to. If it is found that they are teaching rebellion against this country, then deport them. That is what would happen to any other group in this country!!!
9/27/2008 11:29 AM EDT
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Ricky wrote:
Funny thing is before 9/11 nobody gave a $hit about them, now we kiss their a$$es like its going out of style.
Everything I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11.
9/27/2008 7:30 AM EDT
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rayoly wrote:
Yeah... OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
By the way have Osama Bin Laden in for the next PTA meeting.
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mike l wrote:
why two why not 20
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Monday, September 15, 2008

Rush to Help Dems Save Pro-Illegal Immigration!!!!

FLASH NEWS WARNING!
By Chao Chaoxiang
President of the Shanghai branch of American Secret Society of Illegals
Proudly in America illegally for 12 years, getting two doctorates, one in mathematics, the second in physics.

Dear fellow illegals,



We are in danger again! Congressional anti-foreigner fanatics are trying to pass a law called the SAVE act that would step up enforcement against illegals. Our valiant liberal and Democrat allies are fighting to derail this monstrous piece of legislation but they need our help. Here is the opening paragraph of a Washington Times facist editorial supporting this Gestapo-like bill.



EDITORIAL: Crime, illegals and the jobs magnet


Washington Times

Monday, September 15, 2008



Perhaps no political issue better illustrates how out of touch Washington is than illegal immigration. Polling data shows that Americans overwhelmingly support a tougher stance toward illegals, yet the message does not seem to have gotten through to Congress, where powerful Democratic lawmakers are preventing floor consideration of two major pieces of legislation. One is the SAVE Act, a bill to curb illegal immigration through stepped-up enforcement - in particular, more resources to enable federal, state and local authorities to arrest, detain and eventually remove illegals. The SAVE Act (H.R. 4088 ) is the number one legislative alternative to "comprehensive immigration reform" (i.e., mass amnesty).



Dear ASSI members, you do see how they so cleverly and wickedly phrase their sentences, arguing that Congress is out of touch with the nation because it refuses to get tough with illegals.



We have seen throughout the country, in cities, small towns and entire states, how Americans lack the toughness to deal with our growing wave of illegals spreading over the country, changing the character of the country forever without its citizens having any say over the matter.



The Americans who do oppose us with vigor simply give up hoping that their governments will act and "vote with their feet," moving away to more traditional American sections of the country.



This is what happened to Prince William County, Virginia, located just south of Fairfax County, itself overrun with illegals and other foreigners by the 1990s, whereby Americans had to learn Spanish, Arab, Vietnamese or Korean to function in many areas of the county.



Prince William County WAS America, with only Americans living in it. Yes, it had a large black population who had suffered horribly under whites during the era of slavery and Jim Crow, but they have been prospering with full citizenship rights for 40 years.



Poof! Waves of Hispanics, Chinese, Koreans, Arabs and Vietnamese flooded into the county until by 2003, Hispanics, mostly illegal, made up a third of county. They took over key sections of the economy like construction and turned all emtpy lots into soccer fields, with their parties and numbers keeping Americans who wanted to play baseball or American football off the field.



We all know what happened. The county government passed a law denying many benefits to illegals and allowing police to ask about the immigration status of people they arrested or questioned. Can you imagine their nerve!



Now we go back to the Times editorial that identifies our friends:



House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has blocked the SAVE Act from coming to the floor for a vote, and it is likely dead for this year. Another bill, which would encourage businesses to use a state-of-the art system called E-Verify to find out whether a job applicant is in the United States legally, has been endorsed by both John McCain and Barack Obama. On July 31, the House voted 407-2 to continue the program. But the ACLU is strongly opposed to E-Verify, and Sen. Robert Menendez, an open-borders New Jersey Democrat, has blocked its passage in the Senate.



We ASSI members must do everything within our power, EVERYTHING, to support Nancy Pelosi, Robert Menendez and other Democrats seeking to keep the floodgates open because as we illegals move to citizenship, we VOTE Democrat.



The editorial, again:



While Congress finds ways to avoid addressing the employment magnet that draws illegals into the United States, the American people continue to be victimized by criminals who unlawfully enter the country. The issue has become a large one in Colorado, where Francis Hernandez, an illegal alien, has been charged with manslaughter, vehicular homicide and leaving the scene of an accident in connection with a Sept. 4 accident in Aurora, Colo., a Denver suburb, that left three people dead, including 3-year-old Marten Kudlis, who was getting ice cream with his mother. Mr. Hernandez, a Guatemalan national, is accused of running a red light in a sport utility vehicle and crashing into a truck. Both vehicles went careening into an ice-cream shop, killing Marten and two women in the truck.



YOU SEE HOW THEY SLANDER US! No Latin American respects red lights or any other traffic signal back in their homeland. To a Latin American male, obeying such signs are a symbol of weakness, of a lack of a strong masculintity.



Why should they crush our souls and force us to obey their stupid laws. That is why American men are so weak and women have taken over this country. The wife says, "No, no, no, stop at the red light. Think of our children." And the American obeys, and we see who is wearing the pants in the family.



It is the same with honor killings among Muslims. Why should the men of Islam have to forego this key element of their religion, their right to kill their own daughters, sisters or mothers, for violating their sense of honor?



The Americans get all upset over this.



And they want we Chinese to simply abandon our 6,000-year old contempt of foreigners! We Chinese consider ourselves to be mentally superior to all races, especially the mongolian whites of this country, the blacks who came straight over here from Stone Age tribes, or Hispanics, who come from generations and generations of illiterates. WE ARE TO CONSIDER THEM EQUAL TO THE HAN PEOPLE! Unlikely.



All ASSI members: ACT! and ACT NOW!



Direct to comments to Dr. Chao Chaoxiang, pictured here, at: "welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com."






Remember all Illegals!


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Sunday, September 14, 2008

How the NY Times caved to we Illegals!

Hi, fellow members of the American Secret Society of Illegal Immigrants!

How are you all this fine beautiful Sunday?

Have you helped out at least one fellow illegal get on welfare over the past week?

Have you helped some of your relatives start their journey to the Promised Land?

C'mon, get fired up!

We are going to win. Here is another example. Below is the first paragraph of the lead editorial in the New York Times less than a month after 9/11. The link to the full article is below and in LINK


Terrorism and Immigration
New York Times

Published: October 5, 2001

Sept. 11 must not become a tombstone to the nation's proud tradition of openness to foreign visitors. The terrorist attack exposed frightening weaknesses in immigration practices, as it did with airport security and intelligence-gathering. The best way to preserve the American people's commitment to keeping their doors open to the world is to crack down on lax enforcement of the immigration laws, with a sense of urgency.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9803E2DF173CF936A35753C1A9679C8B63&scp=7&sq=immigration&st=cse

What a hoot!

Here there false words of toughness: "The best way to preserve the American people's commitment to keeping their doors open to the world is to crack down on lax enforcement of the immigration laws."

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH

The New York Times today has caved in with its craven liberal heart (i.e., heart of a mouse) to be one of the foremost proponents of open borders, of giving sanctuary to illegals, heck, to give full American civil rights to terrorists captured overseas!


Here are some illegals that now can come to America, thanks to the New York Times!
Can you ever visualize Americans winning World War II if they have to read Japanese and German combatants their Miranda rights!

Watch the History Channel International and the fighting in the Pacific.

The aging Marine veterans make no bones that they gave up trying to take prisoners (with Japanese soldiers "surrendering" and then pulling out grenades to blow themselves up with Marines as well as themselves having "something" to do with it) and just show down every Japanese soldier they saw.

There is no statue of limitations on murder!

We call upon the New York Times to call for the prosecution of these Marines -- they confessed on TV!. Hunt them down, no matter if they are 75 or 95, put them on trial and execute them if necessary.

The New York Times now calls for the rules of U.S. Law to be applied to all terrorists at Guantanamo and elsewhere. I am sure they would strongly back this proposal.

Write letters to the NY Times and demand that they support war crimes trial again U.S. Marines who butchered Japanese in World War II.

Didn't they scream for prosecution of the thugs of Abu Graib?


Applaud these illegals in white that the NY Times policy now lets into America!



It's all about the kids!


Here are some loving illegals that we are sure all Americans would welcome into their country with open arms!


Is there nothing so cute as a mother and child?



I'll bet we can find guilt-ridden liberals who accept this pair into their homes!




And look at this little waif.


Doesn't your heart go out to him?



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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Latest Outrage-Gov't Denies Citizenship Via Midwives

Our Best Way to Sneak New Illegals into U.S. Outlawed!
Will disgraces such as this never end?
By Helpful Jose

The U.S. Government has had the temerity to deny citizenship to babies delivered by midwives in places along the U.S. Mexican border.
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"The State Department is denying passports to people born in southern Texas near the border with Mexico if they were delivered by midwives, citing a history of birth certificate forgeries there for Mexican-born children dating to the 1960s, according to U.S. officials," the Washington Post reported Sept. 9.

Duh! Of course we created tens of thousands of new Americans out of illegals this way! Why not?

It is criminal for the U.. Government to cut off this easy access to Americans.



Here is a picture of sweet, innocent babies recently denied U.S. passports even though they were delivered by midwives in San Antonio and other spots along the border.

All are recent graduates of the Al Qaeda Training School, which they attended immediately after their birth, with all born after 10 or 11 months of gestation, which accounts for their large size.

We urge all members of the American Society of Illegals to write their congressmen and DEMAND that this outrage be overturned!

Here is a lovable picture of another cute baby delivered by midwife. How could he be denied access to the land of his birth!





He needs baby formula and simple toys like bomb components. Please send your contributions to ASSI.
By your humble servant,
Helpful Jose.

Thank you.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Illegal Public Enemy No. 1! - Michelle Malkin

Public Enemy Number One!
Michelle Malkin
CERTIFIED BY THE 
AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS


How is it possible that this Filipino immigrant betrayed her own class!


Simply because she is legal, she has turned her back on illegals, not only from the Philippines, but from all countries around the world!



Not only has she turned her back on illegals, but she came to fame writing a book on the 'problems' of illegals and how they have taken advantage of their American hosts.


It is truly disheartening that she has abandoned us.



Michelle is a frequent guest on Fox News and she uses both the blog named after her and Hot Air to continue her fulminations against the supposed ravages that illegals have imposed on America.


She things Americans will treat her fairly simply because of her personal character and talent!



Look how awful Michelle looks in this picture!


She is simply wearing the clothes of our oppressors!





We have found the answer!


It is in the accompanying photograph!


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Ms. Malkin is a patriot!


By visiting American soldiers in a war zone, Ms. Malkin obviously shows that she has overwhelming love for the United States of America!


She loves the United States of America!


She crazily thinks Western Civilization, to which she has no blood lines, in the greatest civilization in human history!


We offer Ms. Malkin free mental health counseling.


No illegals, even from Western Europe, should even contemplate lauding this rotten, corrupted mindset over the civilizations that has created the sinkholes of Cairo, Bogota and Saigon!


PRAY FOR MS. MALKIN, BUT SHE IS OPENlY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE JUSTICE OF THE KORAN, TO THE JUSTICE METED OUT TO THEODORE VAN GOGH!




Thursday, August 21, 2008

Salute to Employers Who Hire Illegals

Memo from Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Direction
American Secret Society of Illegals

New Holidays for Employers of Illegal Immigrants

America is overdue to set aside a special day to honor those valiant moneygrubber capitalists who hire illegal immigrants to earn more money and give us a chance!

An example is the Dunder brothers, below, who fired legal Hispanic immigrants to hire Danish illegals, seen celebrating.






Celebrating Danish Illegals Gainfully Employed in U.S., below



Next come some dot.com millionaires who fired Hindus in India to hire Irish illegals.



Incredible, but the illegal Irish are actually smart!!!!




It is time to create a special holiday, perhaps to come in the dog days of August, where no national holiday now exists.

Hip, Hip, Hoo-RAY!!!!! for Employers of Illegal Immigrants

Friday, August 15, 2008

WooWee! We'll Be Majority in 30 Years!!!!

Oh, Glorious Days!
by Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director
The American Secret Society of Illegals
We have finally reached our Nirvana, dear fellow illegals. As the New York Times story says, Euro-Americans will become a minority by the 2040s.

Blacks who are Americans from slaves will have been overwhelmed by Africans who came here mostly illegally and grabbed the redress grievances right out of the hands of the descendants of slaves.

Native Americans will have all but disappeared into the greater mass of non-whites and will also lose all their special rights. We, the new majority of non-Europeans, aren't descendants of the white settlers who brought over diseases that were the main culprit in killing 95% of Indians so we have no guilt.

Eskimos, well, maybe we'll let them live in their igloos.

EVERYBODY CELEBRATE!!!!!!!


Here is the link to the NY Times story and here are the first few paragraphs:




http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/14/washington/14census.html?ex=1219377600&en=a59e68571fdc2ab6&ei=5070&emc=eta1

In a Generation, Minorities May Be the U.S. Majority

New York Times
By SAM ROBERTS
Published: August 13, 2008

Ethnic and racial minorities will comprise a majority of the nation’s population in a little more than a generation, according to new Census Bureau projections, a transformation that is occurring faster than anticipated just a few years ago.

The census calculates that by 2042, Americans who identify themselves as Hispanic, black, Asian, American Indian, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander will together outnumber non-Hispanic whites. Four years ago, officials had projected the shift would come in 2050.

The main reason for the accelerating change is significantly higher birthrates among immigrants. Another factor is the influx of foreigners, rising from about 1.3 million annually today to more than 2 million a year by midcentury, according to projections based on current immigration policies.

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

How did we reach this tremendous opportunity? We owe it all to Sen. Ted Kennedy, who led the charge to reform immigration laws in the 1960s to halt favoritism towards European immigrants.


What we love is that Kennedy promised and promised and promised his fellow Americans that the new law would not altar the racial composition of American. Hah! Fools, all of them!


Kennedy just said it would allow people of other races in, but again, vowed that only small numbers would come, as opposed to practically zero, before.


Of course, millions of Latin Americans, Asians, Middle Easterners and Africans flooded in legally, opening the way for even greater numbers of illegals from the same countries.Here is link to Kennedy's vow:

http://www.u-s-history.com/pages/h2015.html

On immigration. The Hart-Celler Act of 1965, backed by Kennedy, drastically altered the way immigration was handled in America. According to Kennedy, "The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs." As the senior Democrat on the Senate Committee on Immigration, Kennedy continues to support high levels of idealism. Irrespective of one's opinion about immigration, even a quick overview of U.S. immigration history reveals stark differences between pre-1965 and post-1965 immigration patterns. Quota revisions in favor of Asians in the latter 1960s, and the concurrent rise in cultural diversity, are the undeniable outcomes of those differences.

Ted Kennedy, We Salute You for Lying to Force the Makeover of America in Our Image!

Here is the model for the statue that we will raise to Kennedy. It also fits in with our image of the long-time Americans we soon will be shipping out to Antarctica and Greenland.




It is a shame that we have to wait so long before we can begin kicking the Americans out.


We can begin planning now, however.


The American Secret Society of Illegals has been reaching out legal immigrant groups such as CAIR, who "fights" for Islamic rights in America but is of course interested in bullying Americans to accept Islamic practices into their society, and LA RAZA, the Hispanic organization that supports the return of the entire southwest to Mexico ... Although, since they are already a majority in southern California and are expanding rapidly in all directions, they may be able to do by pleblicite.


What we are planning to do is to unite and immediately denounce as racist any old-time American lament for the lost dominance of native born European and African descendants.


Our allies in the main stream media to help us to shame anyone who dares raise a peep.

In the meantime, we can come out into the open and whoop for joy over our victory!



Monday, August 11, 2008

More advice to illegals from Muhammed Ali Fashoon-Tysons



More Advice from former illegal jihadist


Muhammed Ali Fashoon spent 10 years in the Great Satan.

before returning to make Jihad and write our advice column.



Question: We thought we had a great victory when Tysons Food agreed to dump Labor Day and substitute Ramadan? Now, it is just a personal leave day, and only this year. What went wrong?

Muhammed's Answer: The Muslims brothers who attacked Labor Day had a great strategy and wonderul tactics. They convinced the infidel owners of Tyson's Food that Muslims made up 800 members of the 1,200 work force so that the demand to dump Labor Day for Ramadan seemed reasonable.
It was just another example of how corrupt, rotten and decadent are the Western-type Americans who still run this country. They can be steamrollered by guilt and subtle threats.
You are right, the Muslims did win a great victory in forcing Tyson's to abandon Labor Day permanently and substitute the ending of Ramadan. It is, of course, our plan for all of Western Europe and the U.S.A. (Canadians are so weak, they will quickly fall into line when we yelp at them).
Unfortunately, an infidel blogger made an actual examination of the workforce at the Tyson's plant and discovered that only 220 of its workers were Muslim.
Combined with the negative publicity in the infidel American media, Tyson's quickly backed down, brought back Labor Day this year, and yes, alas, allowed Ramadan celebrations this year only as a personal day.
Nonetheless, our Muslim brothers showed how easy it is to intimidate Americans by clever use of numbers.
Remember, it not a sin to lie to an infidel.
It is truly amazing to me how Americans cannot learn that about Muslims, but that is part of our strength, U.S. stupidity.
Therefore, we urge all Muslims illegally in the U.S. to go forth and start making demands NOW for a total subsitution of all U.S. holidays, ESPECIALLY CHRISTMAS, with Muslim ones.
Then, we can show we are magnanimous and accept on Muslim holiday, for now.
YOUR LESSON FOR THE WEEK: You should teach all of your children, even toddlers, how to tie on a suicide vest. Just in case. We don't want you to use them yet in America. Just, be ready.
We will coordinate with other illegals in the American Secrety Society of Illegals to make sure we don't hurt any of them, if and when ...

Friday, August 8, 2008











Comment from Fawsi Muhammed Ali,
Illegal in U.S. for eight years.

Pictures: Various illegal groups in the U.S. celebrating censorship of a book that profanes the Prophet:

FIRST THE STORY, THEN COMMENTARY BELOW

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Publisher Random House has pulled a novel about the Prophet Mohammed's child bride, fearing it could "incite acts of violence."

"The Jewel of Medina," a debut novel by journalist Sherry Jones, 46, was due to be published on August 12 by Random House, a unit of Bertelsmann AG, and an eight-city publicity tour had been scheduled, Jones told Reuters on Thursday.

The novel traces the life of A'isha from her engagement to Mohammed, when she was six, until the prophet's death. Jones said that she was shocked to learn in May, that publication would be postponed indefinitely.

"I have deliberately and consciously written respectfully about Islam and Mohammed ... I envisioned that my book would be a bridge-builder," said Jones.

Random House deputy publisher Thomas Perry said in a statement the company received "cautionary advice not only that the publication of this book might be offensive to some in the Muslim community, but also that it could incite acts of violence by a small, radical segment."

"In this instance we decided, after much deliberation, to postpone publication for the safety of the author, employees of Random House, booksellers and anyone else who would be involved in distribution and sale of the novel," Perry said.

Jones, who has just completed a sequel to the novel examining her heroine's later life, is free to sell her book to other publishers, Perry said.

The decision has sparked controversy on Internet blogs and in academic circles। Some compared the controversy to previous cases where portrayals of Islam were met with violence.

Fawsi Muhammed Ali comments: As I have lived in this Christian cesspool of infidels since arriving here illegally, I must keep a careful watch over my stomach so that I don't erupt in vomiting when I look around me.

How could Random House even consider publishing this blasphemy against Mohammed, may his soul bless and keep us.

I view this victory as another in the long line of easy conquests over soft and decadent Americans. You just have to snarl into their faces and they cringe in fear like women.

I would truly live this place of corruption and sinfulness if they would only transfer my welfare checks to a Bin Laden camp in Pakistan, but for some reason, they refuse to do this.

I will continue studying the Koran and taking weekend lessons in ambushes and bomb making to prepare me for the day we rise up and take over the United States.

We will give fair treatment to members of the American Secret Society of Illegals, so that I encourage all undocuments to sign up.

I would darely love to martyr myself as so many of my Muslim brothers and sisters have done in Iraq and Afghanistan, but unfortunately, I have become a fan of the New York Giants football team and have to stick around and see whether they can repeat as Superbowl champs.

Otherwise, my brothers, I would be there right beside you putting on a suicide vest। But you guys, keep going and blow yourself up for Islam! I envy you your 72 Virgins. I will be joining you one day!