AMERICAN SECRET SOCITY OF ILLEGALS
UNCOVERS CONSPIRACY TO SPREAD
SWINE FLU IN MEXICO TO HALT ILLEGALS
By Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director, American Secret Society of Illegals
1801 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington DC
RECENT NEWS STORY:
PHOENIX (Reuters) – A new strain of flu has stirred a heated debate in the United States about immigration, an emotional topic that is never far from the surface in this country of migrants.
I am here to tell you the truth. The Swine Flu hysteria is a last gasp attempt by the anti-illegal racists to try and stem the tide of Hispanics that are rightfully taking over the stolen territory of California and much of the rest of the Southwest.
So-called ‘illegal’ Hispanics are continually spreading out to the rest of the Ununited States as well, where they will soon form a majority bloc with many other illegal nationalities, including those most warlike of people, the Canadians.
The CIA, I can report authoritatively, has sown swine flu over the Mexico City area with crop dusters in the secret CIA airlines, Swine Airways.
Here is a picture of CIA pilots getting their final orders to carry out the first attack.
It has worked magnificently by stirring up anti-Mexican fears.
It has been the American Secret Society of Illegals, or ASSI, which lobbied successfully to get both the United Nations and then the U.S. government to change the name of this flu away from pigs to the innuculous designation consisting of letters and numbers.
We have identified the top three conspirators. In the first photo.
CIA deputy director of operations George Bancroft in on the left, and Mexican station chief Rudulfo Juarez is on the right. Notice that both are WHITE! E’nuf said.
We have been able to nip this panic in the bud but we must expect ever more desperate measures to halt the flaw of illegals, now that Obama has halted raids on employers that welcome illegals, and Obama is putting final touches on an immigration reform plan that will half of us voting Democrat by 2010 and the rest by 2012 – all illegals, not just Hispanics. Illegals from Australia, Britain, Poland, Romania, Canada as well as from Asia and the Middle East.
The Swine Flu panic has given us an idea of how to increase our numbers vastly.
We will lease planes from South American airlines and fill them with Hispanic with parachutes, fly low into the United States to avoid radar, then “sow” the land with illegals by dropping them near major cities all along the border in the United States. Love live the American Secret Society of Illegals!!!!
‘Closed the Border’ advocate Hector Alvarez, a legal Hispanic who became a U.S citizen and then betrayed his people, will no longer be involved in any anti-illegal activities.
As the accompanying photo shows, he “opened himself up” to us for re-education.
May the Ununited States of America live a long life!
Viva los Ununited States of America! Viva! Viva!
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