Tuesday, September 20, 2011

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Let's Strangle Any U.S. Version of English Defense League

By Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
American Secret Society of Illegals


Dear Fellow Illegals,

I have watched with fear as some voices in Europe rise up against our cousin illegals over there.

In the English Daily Telegraph newspaper, I read a story about the rise of the "English Defense League," which reportedly is gaining in strength to try and stem the flow of illegal immigrants, mostly from Muslim countries and the Caribbean nations.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-rrruumm-baaaah!


Can you imagine the happy-go-lucky people of the warm, tropical islands co-existing with the fierce Taliban supporters, guaranteed to exist among 95% of Muslim males! Well, that is the English problem. But what worried me was whisperings among some Natural-Born Americans, of all races, getting together to discuss whether they might form such an association here in our nearly captured U.S. of A.

Here's a taste of the article:


"There’s a YouTube video doing the rounds which “anti-fascist” campaigners against the English Defence League don’t want you to see. It features a couple of young middle-class supporters of Unite Against Fascism sniggering as one of them describes a “horrible tattooed woman” at a demo being punched in the face “before someone kicks her up the arse”. In the words of Telegraph blogger Brendan O’Neill, these well-bred kids admit that it’s not normally OK to hit women, “but you can make an exception when it comes to female EDL supporters because they aren’t women – they’re dogs”.
You might think there’s nothing new in this. The street battles between the Anti-Nazi League and the National Front in the 1970s pitted white middle-class students against white working-class thugs: in both cases there was a sense that the ethnic minorities they were fighting over were almost irrelevant. Actually, the similarities are misleading. The EDL isn’t the National Front or even the British National Party. It’s not a fascist party, more of an angry white rentamob. And the racism is different, too: not so much about colour, more about culture."

But here’s the worrying thing. The EDL and its sympathisers appear, at first glance, to be more representative of a section of the "English working class – especially in London – than the old “far Right” ever was.
Neo-Nazis, your time is up. The Second World War was just too long ago. Disaffected whites don’t want to dress up as stormtroopers: that would make them feel like prats – the Sealed Knot with swastikas. As for the fascist-lite BNP, don’t be misled by the protest vote that put Nick Griffin in the European Parliament. In the general election, it achieved 1.9 per cent of the vote, sending it into a tailspin of despair."
Enough of that!!!!
We don't want Natural Born Americans to get a whiff of this.
That is why the American Secret Society of Illegals takes part even with some of our more collar tugging comrades, such as the Free Palestine, Kill the Zionists, to  over-whelm speakers at universities who dare to tell Natural Borns that they have equal rights with we Illegals.
We have made the United States such a great country over the past 40 years, thanks to great  senators and the late, great Sen. Ted Kennedy, who pushed through legislation that ended the immigration policy that favored immigrants from European countries that made the USA, to give favorite treatment to people then insultingly called "Third World" countries.
Ted Kennedy, bless his burning soul, vowed to Americans that his legislation would not change the "cultural" make up of America. Other senators willing to lie to the American people about their legislation included the late, great Hubert Humphrey, 1968 presidential candidate of the Democratic Party.
"Don't worry," Hubert crooned. "America will look the same as ever."


Hah! Of course they knew that immigrants would act as "anchor harbors" to hundreds of "relatives" would come flocking in behind the
More from the fiendish Telegraph article:
The white working class isn’t interested in proper fascism. For a generation that came to political maturity slumped in front of the telly, ugly blokes preaching about Britain’s ethnic heritage look as if they’ve escaped from a comedy sketch. Also, racial purity isn’t a big deal on south London estates. Not when White Man Van has little mixed-race nieces whom he adores.
“Chavs”, as the UAF calls them, don’t hate their British-born black equivalents. They may not be best mates with gang members, but they know them from school and get their weed from the same dealers. There are even traces of class solidarity between them, which enrages fastidious “anti-fascists”. Gays? Jews? Yesterday’s prejudices.  The EDL has gay and Jewish sections. Better a poof who doesn’t rub your nose in it than a Muslim who speaks broken English and pushes ahead of you in the queue for benefits and social housing.
It’s pointless to argue with an EDL sympathiser that most British Muslims don’t fit this description: that Islam is a complex and fast-changing phenomenon and that Muslim ghettos are likely to be eroded by secularisation. A little learning is a dangerous thing, and EDL agitators know just enough about sharia to convince their neighbours – including black ones – that a sinister project to Islamise Britain is about to succeed.
The English Defence League has chosen its target carefully; no doubt about that. But is the group an authentic expression of white anger or just the latest racist parasite on a demoralised working class? That’s a difficult question to answer. The Government doesn’t seem to have a clue.
Perhaps the only way to find out is to wait and see whether a new recession pushes British politics any further in the direction it has taken this year: out of Parliament and on to the streets.
For more evidence that fascism will never take root in Britain, visit Westfield Stratford City, Europe’s biggest shopping mall, which opened this week. Its 70 restaurants and 300 shops will “transform lives”, says the Mayor of Newham That’s no accident, argues Ira G Zepp, author of a study of “the shopping mall as ceremonial centre”. Zepp reckons the mall layout mimics the sacred spaces of the great cathedrals; indeed, residual sacredness explains why we’re less likely to be robbed here than in the street. Also, their piped music has churchy overtones. But there I disagree. Mall muzak is far more uplifting than the dross inflicted on us by trendy churchmen.
I’ve been accused of “banging on” about Johann Hari, the sanctimonious little doughball who used his column in the Independent to plagiarise quotes and fabricate stories while anonymously telling lies about his critics on Wikipedia. Well, I did bang on, I admit – mainly because I knew in my bones that his newspaper would let him off the hook. And so it turned out. This week Hari issued an artfully qualified apology and departed on unpaid leave. That’s outrageous. The good news, however, is that even his Left-wing allies think the Indy inquiry was a travesty: none of Hari’s victims was called to give evidence, for example. As a result, not only is Hari more damaged than before, but the inquiry chairman has acquired a richly deserved nickname: Andreas Whitewash Smith.
BBC’s Question Time on Thursday came from Londonderry. As you’d expect in such a religiously fractious community, there were voices raised against the Church of Rome. But times have changed. As far as I could work out, every one of them belonged to a Catholic, or what is known these days as a “recovering Catholic”.
The question was: did the panel agree with the former Bishop of Derry, Edward Daly, that “priests should have the freedom to marry”? The guests answered warily. (Curiously, the most theologically literate answer came from Diane Abbott.) It was the Catholic members of the audience who spelled out the implicit connection with sex abuse by Irish clergy. One mother said she didn’t feel comfortable allowing her child anywhere near a priest; she was applauded.
In other words, Ulster Catholics are now so ashamed of their priests that they are leaving the tribe. What a sad and unexpected way for ancient loyalties to melt away.