Ted Kennedy's Illegals' Greatest Friend, Dies

Theodore Kennedy

1932-2009

Shriek in despair, all yee illegals,

Rip apart your shirts, Open up a sore,

Let the blood run red and fast,

Because Ted Kennedy is no more!

Tear up your fake Green Cards,

Smash fists into your chests to make hearts break,

Cut off your hair, paint your faces in black,

Ted Kennedy’s death is alas not a fake.

Teddy held up the fence,

So that we could all sneak through,

Teddy finagled the rules,

So that all our papers seemed true.

Teddy lied to all his fellow women and men,

Promising we wouldn’t overwhelm the country

But really letting millions of us stroll right in,

Collect welfare and cars, all toll fee.

To die: - to sleep,

No more; and, by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wished. NOT in Teddy’s case!

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim

Executive Director


ALL ILLEGALS SALUTE TEDDY!!!!!!

American Secret Society of Illegals

The American Secret Society of Illegals (ASSI) announces with profound lamentation that Sen. Ted Kennedy, who led the fight to pass the 1965 Immigration Reform bill that opened up America's borders to tsunami after tsunami of legal and illegal immigrants, has died.

Ted Kennedy is the man who single handedly squashed the white-black balance of the United States, setting it onto a trajectory in which the Third World will soon have a majority, with "white-blacks" pushed into second-class minority.

He knew that he could easily deceive his people, promising them categorically that the 1965 immigration ‘reforms’ would not overwhelm America with non-European, non African-slave, people, and he swore a blood oath that the American racial composition would remain unchanged.

“The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants," Kennedy said in a Senate speech back the. "It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."

This is, of course, the man who four years later would kick himself to safety from a sinking car and run back to his hotel room, leaving a woman alive but trapped in an air pocket of that car, where she agonizingly asphyxiated.

In retrospect, the mix of immigrants, legal and illegal, shifted dramatically in favor of Latin America and Asia – a fact that Kennedy, in later years, would attribute to illegal immigration.

“That 1965 law was first big thing that that he really drove himself. Since then, he’s been making immigration policy for the country,” says Mark Krikorian, executive director of the Center for Immigration Studies in Washington.

In 1980, Kennedy drafted the Refugee Act of 1980, which set up a system to qualify for political asylum consistent with international law. The numbers seeking refugee status – 1.1 million in the first 10 years – exceeded expectations.

He proved himself a craven coward in 1969 when he drove off the Chappaquiddick Bridge that resulted in the death of automobile passenger Mary Jo Kopechne. The car plunged into shallow water, though deep enough to cover the auto. Water filled in. Kennedy couldn’t get out immediately and nearly drowned before he could slip out of car and push his way to the surface. Once on dry land, he headed back to his hotel and crashed, and only later offering accounts that he attempted many drives to save Mary Jo. The fact was that as a child of privilege, Kennedy could think of only himself. Mary Jo found an air pocket and waited for her “knight in shining armor” to rescue her, but axphiated, a horribly painful death, as police didn’t try and find until the next day, because Kennedy never informed anyone of the accident that night.

Kennedy, basing his appeal partially as that of a devoted family man who loved his wife and children, obviously gave over ridding consideration to the blow to his image if news emerged that he had taken a single, drunk woman out of a party on a route that led only to an uninhabited patch of the island, where “parkers” did only one thing.


Expelled from Harvard for cheating on a Spanish exam.





The truth: Kennedy has enabled herds of roaming Muslim Somalis to follow the trail of jobs at meatpacking plants owned by the likes of Tyson Foods, depressing wages and disrupting communities with their refusal to assimilate, filing suits if they are told they can’t pray during work hours or have to remove their robes and head scarves to wear a uniform required for safety.








1965: 
The first major bill that Senator Kennedy managed on the Senate floor was the Immigration Act of 1965. It was enacted and stood as a major turning point in immigration and civil rights policy because it eliminated discriminatory immigration quotas which favored European immigration, but restricted immigration from other parts of the world. The 1965 Act gave priority to immigrants based on their skills and family relationships. Senator Kennedy also won passage of a bill establishing