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Table of Contents
About the Author: Juan Muhammed Kim decides to
“give back” to the Illegal Community by compiling the
secrets into one volume.
Introduction: Value of this book but dire warnings on
what will happen to illegals if they let it fall into the
hands of Americans.
Chapter 1 – Before You Go
Chapter 2 – How to Demand Political Asylum
Chapter 3 – Worry-Free Ports of Entry
Chapter 4 – The Ins and Out of Terrorism in Your
New Land
Chapter 5 – How to File a Discrimination Suit
Chapter 6 – Erecting New, Improved National
Monuments
Chapter 7 – New Legal Holidays to Reflect Rising
Multi-culturism
Chapter 8 – How to Marry a Gringa [slang for
American gal]
Chapter 9 – Feminism and How to Combat It
Chapter 10 – Freedom of Religion and How to
Neutralize It
Chapter 11 – How to Form a Business in America
with Full U.S. Government Help, Not Available to
American Citizens
Chapter 12 – Curious Americans Habits You Should
Know About
Chapter 13 – Grease, and Using Grease to Wreck
American Arteries
Chapter 14 – Legal Immigration and How to Take
Advantage of U.S. Timidity
Chapter 15 – Award Winner of Most Arrogant
Immigrants Who Fled to America for Escape Death
but Consider Americans Inferior Humans
Chapter 16 – Renaming a State or Two
Chapter 17 – Worthwhile Goals – Ramadan Police &
Peso Legalization
Afterwards – The amazing discovery of the
parchment of the Secret Handbook in a cave on the
U.S.-Mexico border.
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