Obama's Uncle a Proud U.S. Illegal Alien Since 1992
We at the American Secret Society of Illegals note with immense satisfaction that Onyango Obama, pictured above, who is from Kenya and is known as the president's Uncle Omar on his father's side, has been arrested for driving while intoxicated in Framingham, Mass.
(http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2011/08/31/obamas_uncle_called_a_fugitive_from_deportation_since_1992/)
We applaud Mr. Obama the elder for his initiative of journeying to the United States illegally all the way from Kenya, Africa, but we take note that he did so with the assistance of American Secret Society of Illegals. He contacted our Kenyan branch before beginning his trip and purchased the guide for African illegals and special documents and guides that would help him on his trip.
Plus, ASSI showed him how to apply successfully for welfare as soon as he got it. Please note that Mr. Obama had a legal Social Security card and legal driver's license. How to get them is all detailed in our fabulous guide, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants."
We are giddy to announce that a Kindle version for just $1.99 will soon be available on Amazon Kindle in just a few days, probably by first week of September. ONLY NON-AMERICANS ASPIRING TO BE BECOME ILLEGAL ALIENS MAY PURCHASE IT!!! Look out for this book and grab it soon.
Mr Obama the senior is paid-up dues paying number of ASSI, joining our beloved assistance organization on June 22, 1995.
He purchased six copies of the first edition of our assistance guide, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants, in 1996 and sent them to his relatives in Kenya, 23 of whom used it to get successfully to America. Remember that!!
Authorities make mumbled comments that Mr. Obama can be deported, but pay no attention to that. For only a DUI, c'mon!
