We have decided to allow non-members of the American Secret Society of Illegals to buy
The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants
224 pages of great advice and tremendous offers, ranging from "How to File Your First Discrimination Lawsuit" to the contact information for the law firm Boomer, Skyhigh and Kingdomcome, which specializes in helping misunderstood undocumenteds mis-charged with a terrorist crime.
Regularly, $200.00, we have a special price of $14.95 plus $3.00 S&H via media mail for $17.95.
Priority mail has a full price of $21.95.
RED LETTER WARNING!!!!!
REMEMBER, ONLY ILLEGAL ALIENS AND PEOPLE WISHING TO BECOME ILLEGAL ALIENS MAY BUY THIS BOOK!!!!
"Vee have Vays of making you TALK!!!!!!!!!!!"
Price includes book at $14.95 plus various shipping and handling prices, the differences coming from what the Postal Service charges - and we should know. A fair number of us transfer to its easy ways after gaining residency.
U.S. media mail plus book: $17.95
U.S. priority mail plus book $21.95
To Canada Only plus book: $24.95
Rest of World - Sorry, the Postal Service charges for every overseas load as if everyone was shipping pure gold. No beneficial rates for intellectual property for books, alas. Book plus air postage: $26.95
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