The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants

The Official Secret Handook for Illegal Immigrants

Available at a Steal Price for a Limited Time!

C'mon, you stole your way into the United States. Steal this book at the cheap Amazon price for a limited time only.

We usually sell this book from $200 to $500 to prospective illegals in Latin America, Europe, Asia, Africa and the Caribbean. 

Special limited time price on Amazon.com of only $14.95.

More than 200 pages of advice and illustrations and helpful advertisers from such companies as "Documents R Us."

NOTE: It is forbidden for Americans to buy this book!!!!!!!!!!!

The American Secret Society of Illegals is working with the new Obama administration and the Democratic Congress to impose severe penalties on Americans who buy this book.

It is for ILLEGALS only!

Here is an excerpt of advice from this valuable manual:
CHAPTER ONE

Before You Go


The Illegal: How much money should I take?

Our Advice Line: Nothing! None needed! The American people will provide for you. What a country!

Now, you may have become discouraged from those news reports which state that illegals from far away lands such as China have to pay smuggler fees ranging up to $40,000 in order to be escorted to the Promised Land. You say that your family could manage to borrow that amount but that would stretch their resources to the limit, leaving nothing for you to take along to get you started. You wonder how you could survive during your first year in America. No need to worry, friend. If so, we would have provided a checklist here of how to get the necessities during your first months in America. BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARY!

Once you get into the United States, various government agencies will insist upon showering you with money, food stamps and a home, even finding a place for you to stay, until you have acclimatized yourself to your new surroundings. Therefore, we will restrict our advice here to insisting that you learn one key phase before you go (in the financial area. There is another key phrase discussed below.) That phrase is:

“Where is the welfare office, please?

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Buy many now at this incredibly low price and send them to your relatives who want to come over for the easy life and take advantage of the coming Obama amnesty for ALL illegals, to create millions of new Democrat votes!/div>

Yes, dear Muslims, it is difficult living with the flagrant ways of Western women, but with Obama with the White House talking of collective responsibility, can our Sharia law of strict Muslim rule be far behind?