Obama Administration Moves to "Admin" Amnesty

Amnesty is Coming!

Prepare for Next Great Wave of Illegals!!

Dear ASSI readers:

First, we always urge ASSI members to patronize our customers, such as the fabulous and totally trustworthy "document grouping center" which placed the advert at the top of this blog posting.

Secondly, good news! The Obama administration is proceeding to put in effect a de facto amnesty program in order to garner Hispanic support for the 2012 elections.

Money quote from the Arizona Central newspaper:

" The Obama administration’s recently announced administrative amnesty – a decision basically to stop taking enforcement action against non-criminal illegal immigrants – may severely undercut its legal challenge to SB 1070, Arizona’s heavily litigated anti-illegal immigration law."

SThis tremendous news not only undercuts the perfidious effects of Arizona's vile immigration law -- Can you believe it, that law treated illegals as does every other country in the world, instead of the great American model, no matter how an immigrant gets here, via visa that he outstays, across the Mexican desert or crossing from Canada, that's it. You can get a job, or better yet, U.S. government financial aid, ranging from a free house, welfare, food stamps and more -- but brings to Arizona the "administration amnesty" enjoyed by most other illegals across this great country.

The article goes on to say: "If immigration law violators cannot be processed in state court, the only option local police would have is to turn them over to the federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. However, the director of ICE, John Morton, has recently issued two memos which, in essence, order ICE personnel not to take any enforcement action against any illegal immigrants without a serious criminal record. ICE officials are to exercise favorable “prosecutorial discretion” in virtually all other cases."

"It’s hard to supplant what, in essence, doesn’t exist. And with respect to non-criminal illegal immigrants, the Obama administration’s policies mean that, as a practical matter, federal enforcement doesn’t exist, despite the laws Congress has put on the books."

bRemember now, since federal lawyers have mostly succeeded in preventing states from imposing voter photo I.D. laws for the 2012 election, we now urge all ASSI members to register as voters as many times as you can to get ready for the historic re-election of Obama.

Also, get all of your relatives and friends to register as well. Remember, this can be done even in the same voting stations. You can threaten with a lawsuit any election monitor that tries to say you voted earlier, or mulitiple times, that same day by screaming he, as a Natural Born, is too racist to tell one illegal from another, even if you're an English or Canadian illegal.

Obama will push through the largest illegal immigrant amnesty program in history after he is safely reelected, to ensure permanent Democratic majorities, and we'll sure deliver on that, right folks?

We'll also, of course, vow to stop helping future illegals from setting up in style once they get here.

Yes, we promise!!!!!

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Police Arrest 7 Illegal Student Activist-Release Them All

It Pays to Be An ASSI Member

ICE Doesn't Dare Move on 7 Protestors

Dear members of American Secret Society of Illegals,

We have often encouraged you to "get out there" among the leaders and "Natural Borns" to make your outrage known about the federal government's refusal to grant us blanket amnesty.

We told you that U.S. society is too crippled morality to go after any of us. Well, on July 14, seven students at University of Berkeley staged a protest to demand amnesty.

Silicon Valley Mercury News:

"A UC Berkeley student senator and six other illegal immigrant students arrested at a San Bernardino rally Tuesday were released from custody early Wednesday without triggering a hold from Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Friends were concerned the arrest of Cal political science student Ju Hong, 21, a graduate of Alameda High School, would trigger his deportation. Hong has lived in the East Bay since his family brought him here on a tourist visa from South Korea when he was 11.

Through the federal Secure Communities program, which has been implemented in all of California's counties, anyone arrested and booked in a county jail gets fingerprints sent to a federal database monitored by ICE agents."

See, fellow ASSI members: Nothing happened to these students at all . . . and nothing ever will.

As we point in an upcoming revision of the "The Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants," expected to released on Kindle in August, the United States is the only country in the world where illegals can flaunt authority and never get deported.

We're not talking about cases where an illegal is arrested, ICE discovers the suspect is illegal, but waves him away. No, we have growing numbers of young illegals who are "coming out" of the closet and announcing their illegal status.

The clever idea that these students have taken, and we wish ASSI would have thought of it first, is that they are simply innocent victims as their parents or other adult relatives took them to the United States at an early age, and therefore they shouldn't have to pay the price of being illegal.

Brilliant! It plays up to the moral ambiguity of the American psyche, especially exposing the jelly-like spine of the liberal.

Pray for an Obama re-election victory! If he does win again, we are going to mount a tremendous national campaign, financed in large part by Democrats, to demand amnesty for all illegals currently in the United States.

Just as our leaders did back in the 1986 national amnesty of President Reagan, we leaders from countries will solemnly promise to halt support for any future illegals and send word back home that no others will be able to slip invisibly in the sea of illegal and legal immigrants.

Of course, we'll break that vow immediately!!

Remember, it is not too early to start signing up to vote right now for the 2012 election, and by that, we means in as many polling places as possible, or as many times within on polling station.

Democrats have generally succeeded in halting the spread of states that require voter I.D. in order to cast ballots, so that it is important that you register as often as possible, especially in these months far before the election where monitoring is practically non-existent.

Thank you,

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, executive director

American Secret Society of Illegals

ICE agents interviewed the students, but did not file detainers against them, ICE spokeswoman Virginia Kice said in an emailed statement.

Correction

On June 25, this blog posted that Slate's John Dickerson commented in support of Mr. Vargas, a Filipino who grew up in the States without documentation, became a successful reporter without papers, and then decided to make this public. Mr. Dickerson did not make any published comments on Mr. Vargas, and ASSI regrets the mistake.

F. JJ. K.

Indian Illegals Surge Through Mexican Route

AP: U.S. Border Patrol sector chief Rosendo Hinojosa is interviewed at the patrol station, Tuesday, June 7, 2011 in Edinburg, Texas. Between October 2009 and March 2011, U.S. Border Patrol detained at least 2,600 illegal immigrants from India, a dramatic spike considering apprehensions of Indian border-jumpers had historically hovered between 150 and 300 per year. (AP Photo/Eric Gay)

ASSI Plan to Enlarge Illegal Pipeline with Non-Hispanics Via Mexico Succeeds with Surge from India

Great Victory for Our Outreach Program,

U.S. Media Reports

We at the American Secret Society of Illegals are a humble group, as all readers of our blog know, not comfortable with trumpheting our many successes.

We claim credit for assisting or guiding only about 97% of the illegals who enter the United States annually, via our guidebook available on Amazon only to non-Americana, The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants, or from our wide array of reasonably priced downloadable guides, webinars and Youtube instructional videos.

We were nonetheless heartened this week to find media confirmation that one of our newest outreach programs to take available of greater room on the Mexican infiltration groups, because of downturn in Hispanic illegal traffic, has quickly paid off.

BY WILL WEISSERT AND CHRISTOPHER SHERMAN, ASSOCIATED PRESS July 17, 2011

"More immiGRANTS FROM INDIAN CROSSING MEXICAN BORDER"

"Police wearing berets and bulletproof vests broke down the door of a Guatemala City apartment in February hunting for illegal drugs. Instead, they found a different kind of illicit shipment: 27 immigrants from India packed into two locked rooms.

The Indians, whose hiding space was furnished only with soiled mattresses, claimed to be on vacation. But authorities quickly concluded they were waiting to be smuggled into the United States via an 11,000-mile pipeline of human cargo -- the same network that has transported thousands of illegal immigrants from India, through Central America and Mexico and over the sandy banks of the Rio Grande during the past two years.

Indians have arrived in droves even as the overall number of illegal immigrants entering the U.S. has dropped dramatically, in large part because of the sluggish American economy. And with fewer Mexicans and Central Americans crossing the border, smugglers are eager for more "high-value cargo" like Indians, some of whom are willing to pay more than $20,000 for the journey."

Wonderful, Wonderful!!!

You can read the entire story on Salon.com.

ASSI, at great response from a successful fundraising efforts among our loyal members eager to assist us in expanding illegal growth in the U.S., opened a special office in India in 2010 to make Indians aware that, despite the great distances involved, they too could enter the U.S. without visas from the relatively porous Mexican border route.

Though many Indians immigrants have legally entered the United States over the past 20 years, we were concerned that they composed such a small minority of illegals, given as they are the second largest country in the world, population wise.

Distance itself was not a barrier. China has long vied with Mexico as the top source of illegals flooding into the U.S. to help with our ultimate goal of overwhelming the "Natural Borns" with illegals worldwide, put the country back on a more stable course, and send the "Natural Borns" back where they came from, as they make terrible servants.

We emphasized two main attractions for potential Indian illegals - educating them that as soon as they arrived on U.S. shores, the would officially enjoy "minority" status, which would open up to them a vast array of social and financial programs that Natural Borns have to pay for.

Of course, the original programs to help minorities were directed at only two groups: African Americans, whose ancestors were dragged in chains to America into slavery, and then discriminated for an additional 100 years with Jim Crow laws, and so called Native Americans (the correct sociological/scientific term for this group is "Injuns"), who were systematically eliminated from their ancient sway over all of North America.

Natural Borns, after too long a time, reached a consensus that they had to redress historical wrongs with many programs directed these two groups, the original "minorities."

Liberal reform of the immigration process by our dearest friend the late Ted Kennedy opened Ameria's doors to large numbers of legal immigrants from Latin America, Asia, African and the Middle East. Kennedy promised the nation that his reforms would not change the basic racial and ethnic makeup of the United States, but he knew precisely what he was doing.

This legals gave the much greater illegals who quickly followed a safe sea to swim in, get legal status illegally (political asylum anyone?), then bring in dozens of relatives.

All of these immigrants, legal and illegal, quickly claimed the same minority benefits that blacks and Native Americans deserved for 400 to 500 hundred years of pretty wretched treatment.

Confused American do-gooders had no idea how to react when dozens of other minorities quickly claimed those rights, though their ancestors never suffered here.

We also told the Indians of India that they might, wink wink, simply write in "Indian" as their racial identification, and ill-educated U.S. bureaucrats would by default offer them Native American benefits, quite a nice little package.

ASSI is already working to point out the advantages of illegal immigration to many other countries, using the Mexican Route, in our campaign:

"Enjoy Some Fun and Enter the U.S. the Easy Way!"

By Juan Muhammed Kim

Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegals

welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com

1601 Pennsylvania Av. NW # 501

Washington DC 2001