Sunday, July 6, 2008

American Secret Society of Illegals


We are the official site of Americans 25-35 million illegal immigrants, who want the American people to take care of us and bring us the American, while letting each of us bring in our entire families of 10-30 members each, who in their turn will get amnesty and full benefits.

ASSI, 1601 Pennsylvania Ave. #401, Washington D.C. 20001, has been in existence since 1994, and if you are ready this, we assume you were given the secret code to enter the blog.

NO AMERICANS ARE PERMITTED TO READ THIS SITE: If we find any Americans on this blog, we will track you down by your Internet provider and perhaps show you how pleasant a trip across the 140 degree heat of the Arizona desert, our most common route nowadays, can be. We may even give you water.

All others, our email is: welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com



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