San Francisco -
Best Sanctuary City Award-2008
The American Secret Society of Illegal Immigrants (ASSI) proudly awards our 2008 distinguished sanctuary city award on San Francisco.
By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director, ASSI
While many localities in the southwest, Midwest and Mid-Atlantic have adapted increasingly harsh policies towards illegals, we honor San Francisco for remaining a reliabile "Sanctuary City," where we illegals can freely settle and receive a host of government-paid benefits on housing, cars, food stamps, furniture, flat panel TVs and PlayStations that will automatically elevate our standard of living 1000% over our standard of living back home, without having done anything to deserve it, except crossing the border illegally!!!!
Americans -- Ya gotta love'em.
Top photo is of pretty boy atheist mayor Gavin Newsome, who cheats spectacularly on his women, both his wife and girlfriends, not burdened by any concerns over God's displeasure. He is the strongest backer of San Francisco's role as a sanctuary city, determined in some sick way to destroy all of the strengths of America that gave him so many benefits. Why? We have no idea. We just have to salute such spectacularly stupid and naive persons for paving the way for our continuing invasion of America.
The men in the top picture are dedicated San Francisco volunteers to the sanctuary program. They have asked to take in all illegal orphan boys between the ages of 10 and 15 to offer a safe and secure home to wayward youths.
ASSI salutes the generosity of such men, organized as Guys Anxious to Yelp. ASSI also supports their goals of becoming Boy Scout leaders.
It is truly offensive that the sexist, homophobic policies of the Boy Scouts prevent such men as becoming role models and tent partners for Boy Scouts.
We call on all parents of San Francisco Boy Scouts to permit such men to be their patrol's sole Scout leaders. Send in your emails of support to welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com.
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